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Each emperor covered their mouth and cleared their throat twice: "What nonsense!"

Light screen! You know too much!

People in other small countries are thinking at high speed—

not right...

The king of a foreign kingdom ran to the Han Dynasty crying: "Your Majesty..."

Emperor Wu of Han, suppressing a laugh, demanded angrily, "You are the king of the vassal state...?!"

I almost couldn't hold it in.

The king of the foreign kingdom was taken aback: Did he smile...?

Emperor Wu of Han adjusted his demeanor and continued his performance: "So you are the king of a foreign land! How dare you come to see me! My Han envoy died a terrible death! Ah? He had an eight-year-old mother and an eighty-year-old child! How can I appease his family if I don't slaughter your entire country! Guards..."

The king of the foreign kingdom was completely bewildered and recounted the facts: "Your envoy started cursing my ancestors for eighteen generations as soon as he came up. I said he was right to curse, and he suddenly drew a guard's sword and tried to commit suicide. I couldn't stop him!"

Emperor Wu of Han: "...This...this...my envoy's attendant said...you were harsh with him, yes! And that's why he committed suicide..."

The king of the foreign kingdom pointed at himself, his mouth trembling with anger: "I...I yelled at him? Ever since he came, I've been kneeling and talking to him! I scolded him? How could I scold him!"

Emperor Wu of Han: "Why are you shouting so loudly? You're threatening me! Guards! Slaughter the entire country!"

The king of the foreign kingdom was furious: "You... bastard!"

Emperor Wu of Han's brow unfurrowed: "Hey, everyone heard that! He called me a bastard! Guards! Slaughter the entire country!"

The king of the foreign kingdom realized he had been tricked: "Hahahaha, grass (a type of plant)!"

Everyone was stunned: "..."

"Isn't this just looking for trouble?"

"Bah! How can you say that! They were clearly sacrificing themselves heroically to expand the country's territory!"

"Oh dear, the messenger died a terrible death!"

"It's like this, the messenger has an 8-year-old mother and an 80-year-old child to support! Wait, something's not right..."

The child stared at his parents with clear eyes: "Are we still children at 80? And what about you, Father and Mother? What are you then?"

A child who is both young and old?

Ying Zheng smiled and shook his head. Feeling a little sleepy, he rubbed his temples and sighed, "Eighty years old? I wonder... if I will live that long..."

Liu Che laughed heartily: "Oh dear light screen, what am I to do with this?"

Do other smaller countries not know this perfectly well? Don't they know they've been tricked?

Even though it's not yet springtime and the season of renewal, small countries are already filled with birdsong and fragrant flowers.

Ah! The scent of spring!

The king of the small country angrily shouted, "You son of a bitch, do you even consider us human beings?!"

System 00: "It seems not."

[Comment section: Yu Bibi: [In the saying "In negotiations between two countries, one should not kill the envoy," he would die on his own]]

People nodded in agreement: "Yes, that's right!"

[A salted fish who doesn't want to turn things around: [Ancient times: They've come with ill intentions.]

Ancient neighboring small states: You are the one who came from afar.

Merfolk of Billy Castle: [High Mountain Clan: They even asked me why I'm called the High Mountain Clan.]

Reply: Aren't you called the Gaoshan people because you like living in the mountains?

Sunshine Rhyme: [Us: Why are there always endless barbarians on the frontier?]

[Neighborhood: Why do you keep expanding your borders into our area?]

Porcelain Color Unparalleled: [Most of the time, the reason for beating someone in ancient times was: You are not even willing to call me father.]

Most of the time, the reason for not attacking others is: "I'm a bit broke lately and can't afford to fight, so forget it."

People in other small countries have no way to express their suffering: "It's like killing someone by breaking their spirit!"

The ancestors watched with great interest and laughed heartily.

[Our mom revealed the underground nuclear Great Wall]

What? You mean there's a city underground? An underground city!

The small country, once filled with birdsong and fragrant flowers, has gradually fallen silent...

"What's the matter?"

The ancestors' playful and joking expressions also disappeared. "Oh?"

"Dungeon?"

Ying Zheng said quietly, "If my imperial mausoleum can be built on such a large scale, compared to the underground cities of later generations... its scale must be terrifying."

[A girl recounts, "My mom: I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean!"]

CCTV (China's state media) personally exposed the underground nuclear Great Wall, and watching it completely shattered everyone's understanding.

Construction began in the 1990s (1990-1999) and now has an underground cave system of more than 5000 kilometers. It not only has a maze of interconnected tunnels, but also a large number of intercontinental nuclear missiles that are always on standby. The total length has reached 5000 kilometers, running east to west and north to south, connecting major cities.

The tunnel network, modern subway, and major transportation routes are all built deep in the mountains, with granite layers hundreds or even thousands of meters high overhead, and each explosion-proof door is more than one meter thick.

The mountain's thickness can withstand the explosion of a 10 million hydrogen bomb. Missile launchers are on standby at all times. The launch ports are located deep in the mountains and forests, disguised as mountain cracks. They can be moved at any time, switching launch sites in 1000 minutes. The other side can't even find the entrance.

Mother, how could I possibly know this…?