shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

{Here comes the author! I suggest you flip back a few pages before reading this chapter, otherwise you won't be able to connect the context.}

People were amazed; they had really kicked a hornet's nest.

Offend a girl? She knows martial arts! Call the police? She knows the law! Get a prison sentence? She has a mental illness!

The sleazy old man got his comeuppance!

The doctors also had a chance to learn about depression and bipolar disorder in later generations.

Two-way attacks mean attacking anyone indiscriminately, including yourself.

The people were overjoyed, shouting, "That damned thing deserved to be beaten!"

"Why do you have to do such a despicable thing?"

"That's right... huh?"

"Look at that netizen's name: 'Qu Yuan reminds you to be vigilant against drowning!'"

Qu Yuan's head was covered in big question marks.

What do you mean? Why was I the one reminding them to be careful about drowning?

The emperors' lips twitched; how could anything be brought up about these ancient people?

Are the online names of future generations all this outrageous?

Li Si expressed that he deeply understood this!

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【Yutu, we miss you so much】

When people hear about the Yutu rover, they think of Chang'e's jade rabbit, wondering what the connection is between the two...

"You really can't just name things randomly, because once you have a name, you create a bond."

The child patted his dog's head and said, "Wangcai, look how nice the name I gave you is."

The dog blinked its big, dark eyes, slowly stuck out its tongue, and stretched its mouth into a wide grin.

The child's mother quietly added, "Your second uncle's name is Wangcai..."

The child asked innocently, "When did the dog become my second uncle?"

The mother silently clenched her fists: "…………"

My own child! This is my own child!

The father, however, reacted differently. He grabbed a broom and rushed over, yelling, "What did you say, you little brat?!"

The boy continued innocently, "My mom said that the dog is your brother."

In a small hut, a middle-aged man squinted, straightened his head, and yawned loudly several times in a row.

Who insulted me?

System 00 almost laughed his head off when he saw this.

"After Yutu landed on the moon in 2013, for some reason, it had to stay on the moon for 972 days instead of the originally planned three-month service period. Whenever it had the chance, it would share pictures of what it saw on the moon with us."

Weibo post: [Yutu lunar rover: Actually, it will be noon here in a few days. I really want everyone to see the stars here...]

People saw the moon again and stared at it intently.

"That iron chariot is the Jade Rabbit. The moon, the Jade Rabbit, and where is Chang'e?"

"So that's it! It looks like a rabbit and lives on the moon, no wonder it's called Yutu (Jade Rabbit)."

"He would use cute emoticons to make everyone happy, wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and photograph asteroids on the Lantern Festival, saying it was a gift for our tangyuan (sweet rice balls). He would also say 'Earth misses you,' and on the day the drone broke down, he said..."

[Yutu lunar rover: Ah... I'm broken.]

The children, never idle, immediately stopped and asked, "Yutu is broken? How will it get home?"

A child comforted them, saying, "Our descendants are so capable, they will definitely bring the Yutu rover back to Earth. Don't worry."

Our ancestors quietly appreciated this rare sight, cherishing it immensely.

[During the last update, [Yutu the Lunar Rover: Hi! This time it's really goodnight!!! There are still so many questions I want answered... But I'm already the rabbit who has seen the most stars. If you ever go to the deeper reaches of the universe, please remember to take pictures and save them for me. The moon said it has prepared a long dream for me. I wonder if I will jump to Mars in the dream, or go back to Earth to find my master?]

Now, eight years later, Chang'e 6 has finally delivered our longing to the Yutu rover. A name is the shortest spell in the world; when we give it a name, we give it life, and our longing gains meaning.

"Look, Chang'e has gone to pick up her beloved rabbit."

People seemed to be deep in thought. The Yutu rover was clearly a pile of lifeless and mindless iron objects, but just a name seemed to have given it life.

Comment section: [Li Si is Fusu's mother: [Don't be sad yet, he broke down because he was racing cars on the moon out of boredom, and he accidentally broke his own cables [facepalm]]

I, Wei Zheng, enjoy roasting Li Shimin: [Huh? Huh? All that crying for nothing! What was this kid doing, speeding around like that? Was he going to race on the moon?]

So what if he's a pervert: [Is it possible... that his machine was damaged because he was racing on the moon and messed up his cables...?]

The people laughed, "Why did this rabbit run so fast? It even hurt itself, hahaha..."

"I felt quite sorry for her when I saw it, but it turned out she brought it all on herself."

While everyone else was enjoying themselves, the ancestor who was being called:

The victim, Si Xiang, slowly closed his eyes, "I've suffered so much..."

That upright figure revealed a sense of unease and panic.

Fusu silently lowered his head, pretending not to see anything.

Qin Shi Huang smiled and laughed heartily: "This child, you're everywhere, you must be bored. The construction of the Great Wall needs manpower..."

He felt a sense of powerlessness, as if he couldn't quite place the person on the screen.

Wei Zheng hadn't paid much attention to the light screen at first, but when he looked up and glanced at it, he saw such lewd and inappropriate words.

"Cough cough cough..."

The attendant cried out in a panic, "My lord! Are you alright, my lord!"

“Not dead.”

Li Shimin's eyes were slightly red from being moved by the Jade Rabbit. Empress Zhangsun saw that it was not a big problem and did not say anything to comfort him. She did not expect the light screen to cause this.

Li Shimin's eyes widened, like an angry rabbit, "Wei Zheng! I! I!"

He turned to look at Empress Zhangsun, who covered her mouth and smiled, "The children of later generations are quite interesting."

Li Shimin: "…………" This is too interesting!

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A greeting that is both elegant and rude.

"I was ashamed of my poor English vocabulary, but when the AI ​​read it aloud, I understood it instantly..."

Article content: [Then click translate and read aloud—]

Then came a mechanical female voice, perfectly enunciated with a pure American accent, elegant yet utterly lacking in manners:

[Funny mud go pee!] (I recommend listening to the audiobook for this sentence; there's a surprise!)