Naruto: I Have Iron Fangs

Future carried the grilled fish and walked home with a smile on his face.

He was confused just now, but when he saw the mucus on the seasoning on his hand, he understood.

It turns out that I disgusted them!

This is really...

great!

(￣▽￣)~*

Before, I wanted to make Minato feel disgusted, but in the end, I was fucked. I couldn't help but feel disgusted at that time.

Now, he had managed to disgust Minato. It was like watching a movie for many days and finally getting to fight.

How can we not make him excited?

He was so excited that he felt better after helping four or five old ladies cross the street.

He carried the last two fish tied up in a net woven with water plants, hummed a song he had learned from his sister, and walked toward home with a relaxed pace.

"Hey, dad, what a coincidence!" As soon as he turned the corner, he met his dad who was parked in front to buy something.

So he said hello with a smile.

Uchiha Da Zhuang, who was buying oil, salt, soy and vinegar, looked back after hearing this and found that it was his own cub, so he nodded, which was a response to the future.

Counting the time, this kid came back around this time.

But speaking of it, why is there no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar at home? We just replenished it last time!

By the way, when was the last time you came?

Future quickly jogged two steps to keep up with his father's pace.

Seeing the joyful expression on his son's face, Uchiha Da Zhuang was very curious in his heart.

Doesn't this kid like to put on a show outside? He has the kind of expressionless expression on his face that makes him happy and angry.

He only showed rich expressions when he met an old woman crossing the street, and when he faced them and Minato.

what is it today?

Isn't it because extreme joy leads to sadness?

So he asked with concern: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Mirai didn't pay attention to Da Zhuang's words, he said with a smile: "I disgusted Minato!"

As he spoke, he took off the fish on his shoulders, placed it in front of Da Zhuang, and then said: "This is the trophy!"

As he spoke, he sniffed lightly.

"Suck……"

"Ah...even if the fish meat is cold...it still tastes so delicious!"

"Sbarasi!"

?(?＞?＜?)?

Uchiha Da Zhuang: (￣┏Д┓￣°*)

So this is ah.

If Minato is defeated, it will indeed make him happy.

However, judging from this boy's expression, why is he so arrogant!

So he couldn't stand his cheerful appearance, so he immediately bent down and opened his mouth.

With a swipe, the future grilled fish stuck on a wooden stick came out.

In the future, he was still immersed in joy when he felt his hands loosen, which made him a little confused. In order to prevent the fish meat from breaking away from the stick, he deliberately woven a net with water plants and wrapped it around the grilled fish.

And in order to make the grilled fish have a unique flavor and prevent it from falling off easily, he specially burned the surface of the fish using the [High Fire Ball Technique].

I was very careful not to let it shake too much.

Logically speaking, with triple insurance, it is impossible for it to fall off.

Then he saw that the stick was still there, but the fish on the stick was gone.

Looking up, he saw his father biting the fish's head. The water plants binding the fish's body had been untied and fell from the air to the ground, where he stepped on it.

(?д?;)

"Dad, how could you eat my grilled fish!" The future suddenly became anxious and jumped up, trying to grab the fish tail and pull it out of Dad's mouth.

He was preparing to reward himself with this fish, but he hadn't even eaten it yet.

Then he found out that he had been blocked by his father.

As soon as he jumped up, his father slapped him down and returned to the ground.

Uchiha's strong cheeks retracted inward, and the fish on his mouth was sucked into his mouth.

Leave only half of the tail outside.

Seeing this scene, Future's entire figure seemed to be struck by lightning and froze in place.

He watched helplessly as Uchiha's big mouth squirmed twice, and then with a slurp, he swallowed it whole.

He actually ate fish without spitting out fish bones! ?

This scene made Mirai even more confused.

"The heat was too low, the skin was burnt!" Uchiha Da Zhuang smacked his lips twice and commented in disgust.

future:(.-_-.)

"I burned the skin on purpose. That part is not for eating, but for fixing the fish body!"

"Oh, I got it!"

"I'm still wondering how your cooking skills, ranked fourth in the family, could make such a terrible thing!"

In his heart, Mieko's cooking skills were first, Honghong's was second, he was third, and Mirai Uchiha was last.

Although he has never cooked before, he just feels that the food he cooks must be more delicious than what he will cook in the future.

Future's face darkened and he walked away angrily.

"Hey, hey, hey~ don't leave!"

[]~(￣▽￣)~*

When his son was unhappy, he became happy and immediately trotted forward to catch up with the pace of the future.

He said with a smile: "By the way, son, while I was performing official duties today, I met a very awesome little girl. Are you interested in chasing her?"

Hearing this, Mirai shuddered.

He had a bad feeling.

Could it be that daddy saw the way he looked when he was dressed as a woman, so he used it to make fun of himself?

But wasn't my back turned to him the whole time? How could he see her cheek?

Involuntarily, he turned his head and looked at Uchiha's strong face, trying to see other expressions on his face.

Da Zhuang didn't notice his expression and tone, and walked forward with his head held high, a smile on his face, as if he was satisfied with his own vision, "Let me tell you, that girl is really amazing, with your father and me From my perspective, when she grows up, she will be as beautiful as your mother."

Future: (.;?;:Benefit:;?;.)

He was so panicked that there were beads of sweat on his face.

"Uh, Dad, actually I want to make my own decision on my marriage!"

Hearing this, Uchiha glared at him and said earnestly: "What can you do? You hang out with Minato all day long. Those who know know that you have a good relationship and a deep brotherhood.

People who don’t know think you are gay and perverts! "

"Dad, how can any father say that to his children? Besides, I'm still young and it's not suitable for me to have a girlfriend right now!"

"Little!?" I don't know where Da Zhuang was hit by these words. He immediately opened his eyes angrily and said, "Little shit, let me tell you, it's not easy to chase girls these days, and now there are fewer girls and more boys. Wait until you grow up and chase after her, because all the good girls will be taken over by other pigs."

As he spoke, he expressed emotion, as if reminiscing, and seemed to be lucky, and continued: "When I entered school, I fell in love with your mother. If you follow your idea, when I want to pursue your mother, she will get married and have children. , the children are as old as you.

So you have to listen to me and find a girlfriend quickly while you are still young and other people your age are playing in the mud.

If you have a personality incompatibility, you will only know after getting along. There is still time to break up, but when you grow up, there will be no time to break up.

There are not many good girls nowadays! "

As he listened, Future's expression gradually became weird.

It sounds like dad means that he really wants to chase a girl! ?

Think about it another way, that is to say, he didn't recognize himself? !

He thought for a moment, then tentatively asked: "Dad, which family's daughter have you fallen in love with?"

The strong Uchiha shook his head, "No, but don't worry, your father and I still have a small amount of power in the police department. I will check it for you tomorrow. Then you can get along first, and if it's suitable, we can be together. If it’s not suitable, find an excuse to split it up, and dad will help you find another one!”

As he spoke, a confident smile appeared on his face, "But don't worry, when you see her, you will definitely be reluctant to let her go. Your father and I have experience in this regard!"

"Oh!" Future breathed a sigh of relief, his feelings were not his own!

That's good! That's good!

If my father really fell in love with me and asked me to marry him...

hiss……

Can't think about it!

Although I am a disciple of Master Orochimaru, what I want to inherit is his ability, not his body that is indifferent to male and female.

Speaking of which, the estrogen stored in the laboratory must have been specially prepared by him for himself.

To be honest, after thinking about this, the whole person in the future couldn't help but let out a filthy breath.

As long as he didn't recognize himself, it would be fine, otherwise Taishe would die.

Although in the past, when I was at home, my mother and sister would force me to dress up as women, and my father had also seen it.

But that's only at home, and it's mandatory.

This time was different. He put on women's clothes half-heartedly, and he was still on the street.

If his father recognizes him, he will definitely die.

It is estimated that at that time, he had the idea of ​​committing suicide in a matter of minutes!