Naruto: I Have Iron Fangs

Minato looked at Mirai, whose face was filled with tears and whose eyes were red, and he couldn't bear to close his eyes for the sake of face. The nausea in his heart disappeared, and instead, there was a hint of amusement.

Sometimes the future is very mature, but sometimes it is like a child.

He looked around, dug out the tissues they didn't want from the trash can in the main office, picked out a few relatively clean tissues and brought them to Future.

Seeing the other person's still holding on, he couldn't help but smile and narrowed his eyes.

He folded a tissue and put it very gently on Future's face, helping him wipe away his tears, nose, and bubbles.

At the same time, he wrapped the Crazy Knife with a paper towel, and after making sure that the mucus on it would not touch him, he held it.

"Look at how old you are, but you are still so childish. Aren't you just looking for trouble?"

Mirai was confused, he looked at Minato in disbelief.

Then he looked at the hand he used to wipe his face, and the tissue he crumpled into a ball again and threw into the trash can.

That's a tissue for wiping something dirty. You just used it to smear my face. Besides, aren't there clean tissues on the table?

"you……"

Minato interrupted directly: "Speak!"

The words that had already rushed to his throat in the future were instantly blocked by his 'gentle' roar. He opened his mouth, looking very mentally retarded.

Minato still had that smiling expression, holding the Crazy Knife in his hand. Mirai could clearly sense that the other party was not breathing.

"Be good! Come, do it with me...ah..."

"Ah..." Future didn't know what he was thinking at the moment, but he opened his mouth very obediently.

"I will insert the crazy knife back later, please pay attention!"

"Ah?" Future didn't react and subconsciously made a confused sound.

"Yes, that's it, come on, let's get started!" Minato said, without caring about what he was thinking about the future, he held his chin with one hand and lifted his head hard, making him look up at the sky.

Before Future could make any move, he inserted the crazy knife into Future's mouth.

"Take a deep breath...take a deep breath...it's okay, just swallow it!"

Future: "Gudong..."

His mind seemed to be stuck, his thoughts were frozen in place, and he did whatever Minato said.

Then he saw the scabbard of the Crazy Sword, half of which was already in his mouth.

On the knife handle, there were all drops of mucus hanging down. Because it was very sticky, the mucus did not drip down, but just hung on the knife handle, swaying with the wind.

I won’t talk about the taste, but it’s very sour and refreshing.

It wasn't until he was pushed into his stomach that he was stimulated by the swelling and pain and came back to his senses.

"Woooo..."

After realizing all this, he immediately started struggling violently, looking at Minato and blinking wildly.

He was speechless now and could only express his thoughts with his eyes.

Minato seemed invisible, but he still persuaded with a smile: "Don't worry, I know you can swallow it, come on, let's push harder, we will almost finish it!"

The struggle is more intense in the future.

"Uh...wuwuwu..."

But the future simply couldn't break away from his grasp. Despite his gentle movements and gentle tone, this guy was surprisingly powerful.

This is a deadly move!

I tried all my strength to suck the milk in the future, but I couldn't break free at all.

This scene...

He doesn't look like someone who is helping the future, but rather like a madman who is committing violence.

The tears and snot in the future flowed out again, and the snot bubbles were popped by him several times.

How cruel!

Kushina, who was hiding behind Tsunade, couldn't bear to suffer such pain in the future when she saw this scene.

She looked at Mirai with her eyes fixed on the stomach acid saliva mucus on the knife, and couldn't help but say: "Minato, Mirai may want you to wipe the mucus on the knife!"

Future: "Yeah!"

(t▽t)

Yes, yes, this is it!

Unfortunately, looking at the mucus on the scabbard in the future, he felt sick in his stomach and wanted to vomit, but his esophagus was blocked by the scabbard and he couldn't vomit it out at all.

It made him feel uncomfortable.

Minato was still smiling, as if he didn't hear Kushina's words, he continued to thrust hard.

He even thought that the angle might be wrong, so he turned the handle of the knife twice.

"Come on, come on, don't worry, we will use our strength and we will definitely be able to insert it back into your belly this time!

future:"!!!"

Still working hard! ?

Now it's reaching the bottom of the stomach. If I still exert more force, I won't be able to push myself through the intestines.

Feeling the force coming from the scabbard, Mirai no longer cared about the mucus in the scabbard, and his thoughts flashed crazily.

Open the sealed entrance located on the stomach wall.

With a slurp, the Crazy Saber was swallowed whole by him.

Eventually it disappears into the stomach.

'I swear, I will never take anything from the stomach wall again! '

Minato opened his eyes in surprise, but his hands were empty. The original crazy sword actually disappeared!

Suddenly, he stared at the future with a pair of 'surprised' eyes, and exclaimed: "It's so magical!"

Because the scabbard slipped and retracted into the stomach.

As a result, Future's mouth was covered with mucus left behind by the scabbard.

It looked really disgusting, but he didn't care about it at all, he grabbed Minato's neck with both hands and shook it hard.

"Minato, you definitely did this on purpose!"

"I want to kill you~"

Minato: (～￣▽￣)～

"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Tsunade felt her head hurt as she watched the two little ones fighting.

These two are both geniuses of Konoha, and they are also the people most likely to inherit the position of Hokage, but...

With their image, if they were allowed to become Hokage...

Will Konoha be embarrassed along with them?

Thinking of this, she became even more angry, and immediately slapped Orochimaru on the shoulder again.

He blamed: "Look at the disciples you taught. They didn't learn the good things, but they lost their face!"

This time Orochimaru finally 'ate' his share of the ninja tool, but he didn't get choked.

It's just Tsunade's strength, it's just too much.

It almost broke his bones.

"They are still young, just kids!"

"How dare you refute!" Tsunade was angry, and immediately slapped him twice.

At this time, Naoki came to Kushina with Jiraiya with a strange expression on his face. He looked at the interaction between Minato Mirai and Tsunade Orochimaru.

Sighing silently.

"Alas!" Konoha was really worried.

The older ones are dishonest and the younger ones are shameless and shameless. Konoha will surely be destroyed in the hands of the teacher and the others.

If that were the case, wouldn't it be exhausting to accept a tattered Konoha?

"No more fighting, stop it!"

Kushina glanced at them and was not curious about what Naoki was doing mysteriously by pulling Jiraiya. She couldn't help but sigh again: "I often seem to be incompatible with them because I am not perverted enough! "

Rope Tree: "!!!"

He was shocked, why did she want to pervert herself after hearing what Kushina said? ?

No! Absolutely not!

He immediately rejected it and said: "No!"

If Minato, Kushina and the three of them become perverted in the future, who will help him govern Konoha.

Then he saw his sister who beat Orochimaru violently, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

He quickly looked at Kushina and said very seriously: "They have become perverted. As my sister's successor, you must not let them continue like this. You must help them get rid of this perverted habit!"

"Like your sister?" Kushina was stunned and looked at Tsunade with some confusion, and then her eyes lit up.

Yes, you can correct their character yourself.

Just like Tsunade-san!

For a moment, she felt that she had a sense of mission to turn these two perverts back.

Otherwise, you will be infected by them.

Thinking of this, a light flashed in her eyes, and she immediately picked up her pink little fist and rushed towards Mirai and Minato.

"Bagaya road!"

With a scream, her small fist hit the thick ground. Her hand was fine, but she made a half-meter-deep hole in the ground.

Let the nearest future and Minato be shocked to the ground.

This sudden scene scared the two of them and hugged each other again, trembling.

"Kushina!!!"

"If you have something to say, please say it, but don't do anything!"

The expressions of the two little ones were surprisingly consistent.

They were all frightened by Kushina. This was the gate of Konoha, and the ground was covered with cement roads.

She punched such a hard cement road into a deep hole. How could her little arms and legs withstand it?

Tsunade, who was beating Orochimaru on the side, was also stunned. She looked a little confused.

'When did Kushina become so violent? '

Seeing this scene, Orochimaru looked at her speechlessly, "Look, Kushina has been led astray by you, and you still have the nerve to accuse me!"

Tsunade: Σ(☉▽☉\“a

She was confused and didn't know how to refute Orochimaru's words.

Jiraiya: "How scary!"

For a moment, he seemed a little weak and did not dare to speak.

From Kushina, he seemed to see the shadow of Tsunade.

In the Hokage's office.

Everything here is shrouded in smoke.

"Damn, I knew I couldn't leave the Minato trio to them! All our good children will be ruined by them!"

In the office, Sarutobi Hiruzen's angry shouts could be heard.