Harry Potter: Badger's Flathead

"Forget it, Alvin, put it away, we don't have the same experience as him."

"That's right, let's ignore him."

Harry and Draco both came forward to comfort Alvin, fearing that the brother would take a mace to open Lockhart in anger.

So sad~

Ivan put away the mace and took a deep breath to calm down.

"Mr. Margrave, I suggest you not to use such dangerous items in school, otherwise you will be punished by the professor for not reminding you." Percy frowned and stepped forward.

As an official fan, and a very responsible official fan, Percy felt that he should persuade this junior not to be impulsive and cause trouble, which was also not good for him.

And this was his younger brother's friend. After evacuating the others, he saw that there was no one around except Harry and his friends, so he stepped forward to persuade him.

"It's okay, we are not afraid of deducting points. Besides, this is just to scare people. It's fake. I used the wand holster to transform." As he said that, Ivan lifted the transformation spell. He held the wand in his hand, and the leather wand holster was still hanging on above.

"That's it, then just be careful. Even if you're not afraid of points being deducted, being sent to solitary confinement is not a good thing. It would be great if you could play more if you have that time."

"Well, thank you for your concern, Senior Percy, you can call me Alvin." Alvin said with a smile.

As the only person in the Weasley family who knows how to make progress, he still has a good impression of this little official fan.

"Well, don't wander around in the corridor. Go back and rest." After saying that, Percy left.

As soon as Percy left, Alvin switched faces instantly.

Before Harry and Draco could react, Alvin put his arms around their necks and led them to a deserted corner.

"Evan, what's wrong?" Draco asked doubtfully.

"Evan, you don't want us to help you catch those dwarves, do you?"

Harry hazarded a guess.

"No! Those dwarfs are working for others. If you want to catch them, catch the culprits!" Ivan's eyes were burning with anger.

"What do you mean~"

Harry and Draco looked at each other and asked at the same time.

"That's right, I'm going to beat Lockhart again! The day after tomorrow when he's on duty, why don't you do it!"

"Do it!" X2

"Okay~ Then go back and call someone. We will meet up the day after tomorrow to make a plan."

"Wait a minute, Evan." Draco suddenly interrupted.

"what happened?"

"What if we encounter a basilisk?" Draco asked.

"Yeah, what's our excuse this time? It seems like he doesn't patrol that floor anymore. He seems to have a psychological shadow." Harry also said.

"What are you afraid of? I'm worried that I can't find that snake! If it dares to come, I'll kill it! As for Lockhart, isn't there a ready excuse? When we let the news out, we will say that he encountered the basilisk. With the heir, it’s okay if we don’t fight him in the end, he loves to pretend so much, I don’t believe he dares to tell the truth.”

Yes! Isn’t this a ready-made scapegoat?

Harry and Draco also smiled evilly at the same time.

Jiejiejie~Ψ(｀▽′)Ψhe

……

On a dark and windy night, Lockhart was beaten!

Students who have been tortured by Valentine's Day gather together again!

No one is afraid of the basilisk, because there is Alvin, a young man who has fought with the basilisk and even defeated it!

Today's team is even stronger than last time because there are senior students joining.

"Senior Cedric, please remember to be careful with your actions. Don't beat the person to death, otherwise it will be bad if you attract the Aurors."

Alvin looked at Cedric holding a dumbbell and exercising his biceps. He thought it would be better to remind him. He felt that if he didn't spare a little hand, Lockhart, the guy with weak kidneys, might not be able to carry so many people. fist.

"Mengtai, put down the stick! That weak guy can't stand it. We are beating people, not killing people."

Montague, Slytherin's chaser, thought it made sense and silently put down his stick.

"Eh? Senior Sister Farley? Why are you here! Aren't you the prefect?" Ivan was shocked.

"Not tonight!" Farley said fiercely. (╬￣ Pan￣)

"Aha~ Okay, as long as you are happy." (*′?`*)

Watching Farley rub the belt in his hand, Alvin observed three seconds of silence for Lockhart.

When they returned to the lounges of their respective colleges the day before yesterday, Ivan specifically told them to test whether anyone else was willing to join, regardless of age.

Just three questions: Did you also receive a card from the dwarf? Do you want to beat him up? Do you dare to beat him?

Once the three issues are determined, you can directly join the group. You can't just vent your anger on yourself and ignore others, right? We are all classmates and we must learn to share.

This night, not only boys but also girls joined in, and Gryffindor and Slytherin had a particularly good rapport.

"Coming, coming! Lockhart is coming!" Harry trotted to report.

The Illusion Charm was in place, and everyone hid in this corridor.

"Why did he turn a corner?"

"It seems like I'm going back!"

"This is just less than half of the patrol, right?"

"My God, he can really fool things up."

"Stop talking nonsense and chase him quickly! He ran away after a while."

A group of students under the Disillusionment Charm chased Lockhart as he escaped.

Lockhart was still fooling around and running away at random. In fact, he had no confidence in his heart and could not guarantee whether the heir would really stop.

But something was wrong tonight. He suddenly felt as if someone was following him behind him, which scared him to speed up his pace!

Suddenly, an evil wind whizzed past his ears! Through the moonlight, he saw the basilisk crawling around the corner in front of him. His heavenly senses felt as if he had been hit hard, and he rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Fainted!" (?` ? ′)o─━━━━

It wasn't Lockhart's illusion, it was Cedric who actually hit him with a stick, knocking him out physically.

Just when he saw that he was about to run, Ivan accelerated to overtake him, used illusions in front of him to confuse him, and showed him a fake basilisk. This was a perfect excuse.

"Huh~ He ran so fast." Ron, who finally caught up, complained breathlessly.

"He's so embarrassed. Every professor patrols conscientiously, even Filch is no exception. If he was fooled, what if..."

"Stop talking, it's important to do business." Montague cracked his knuckles.

"That's right, you all have your revenge!" Ivan said, taking the lead and punching Lockhart in the eye socket, giving Lockhart a smoky look with one punch.

"Let you have nothing to do to make trouble! Let you have nothing to do to make trouble!"

"You pretend to be uneducated and write such bad words! It makes us so embarrassed."

"What the hell are you talking about that you wrote! I'll beat you to death, beat you to death!"

"Senior, I don't have a weapon, can you lend me a few blows?"

Draco felt so good that Fali slapped Lockhart with the belt that he wanted to try it too.

More than twenty people took turns beating Lockhart. Ivan was afraid that Lockhart would be beaten to death, so he specially poured two bottles of magic potion into him to treat him.

Well...actually, it's also because someone hasn't taken the shot yet.

"Yes! Beat him! Beat him!"

"Hit, hit, stick him in the nose! Pull his ears!"

"Young man, listen to the old man and kick him in the crotch!"

Ivan and the others planned to beat Lockhart in a secluded place without oil paintings and moonlight. Who knew that this guy didn't follow the routine and ended up here, so they had no choice but to beat him on the spot.

However, the oil paintings on the wall were disturbed and became excited. They didn't see it when Alvin and the others beat Lockhart last time. They just heard that Lockhart was beaten. This time, they could finally see it with their own eyes!

"What are you doing!" A gloomy voice sounded from behind, and this familiar tone made everyone shudder.

Everyone stopped fighting and turned to the source of the sound with stiff necks.

Under the moonlight, Si Jiao's tall and thin figure was standing behind them, exuding a cold aura.

"Teach...Professor..." Farley was still holding up the belt and was about to slap Lockhart on the butt. When she saw Snape, she was almost scared out of her mind.

She is a prefect! She would actually go out at night and follow a group of junior students to beat up the professor! This time the trouble is big.

"Don't you want to live? If you are not afraid of the basilisk, you are still not afraid of being expelled! It seems that so many people can gather together for a night out. It seems that things are not simple~

Ah~ Mr. Margrave is here too. It seems I have guessed who the mastermind is. "

Teacher Si glanced at every trembling student and walked towards the center of the crowd. He saw that these students seemed to be hitting something, and he wanted to find out.

Only Aiwen looked at him without any fear, he was not afraid at all!

"What is this?" Snape asked in surprise as he looked at the unknown creature in front of him.

"This is...Professor Lockhart." Ron said weakly.

!!!

Snape's eyes widened instantly. This bloated unknown creature was actually that annoying Lockhart! These guys are very dirty!

Glancing at the group of students again, Snape thought for a moment and roughly figured out the whole story. It was probably this guy who caused trouble on Valentine's Day the day before yesterday, which made these students very embarrassed!

That's why he chose to block Lockhart when he was patrolling tonight.

"You all listen to me!" Snape said sternly!

Everyone thought they were going to announce that they were fired...

"What happened tonight must not be known to anyone outside the venue, do you hear me?"

Everyone thought they heard it wrong and looked at Si Jiao in disbelief. Is this something that an old bat could say?

But looking at that familiar cold gaze, they were sure that this old bat had not been replaced and was really Snape!

Everyone's mood suddenly turned from cloudy to clear, and they nodded vigorously.

"Now that you know what you are waiting for, why don't you go back to sleep! Are you waiting for the basilisk to come and treat you as a midnight snack?" Snape shouted, scaring the group of young wizards and immediately fled the scene.

But before leaving, Ivan turned around and gave Sri Lanka a thumbs up.

Snape didn't respond. He stood there with his arms folded and watched the group of naughty children leave with a sullen face.

After everyone left, he looked sharply at the portraits who were still whispering.

"What a shame, I haven't seen enough."

"Forget it, he's been beaten badly enough."

"Remember, never tell anyone! Otherwise, those kids will be expelled."

"Of course, we will definitely keep it a secret."

Snape withdrew his gaze and looked at Lockhart, who looked like a dead pig.

After thinking about it, he raised his foot and kicked Lockhart hard on the butt twice!

The swollen butt swayed twice.