Live broadcast: Ancient people accompany me to make up lessons

(Preface: I bought this game and have been playing it these past two days. I remembered that this little book still has a 100,000-word extra chapter, so I have to let everyone in the Tang Dynasty have fun together. This is purely for entertainment purposes, so don't worry about the timeline.)

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Xiao Xiao: "I recently launched a new game. Since it was released by the studio that I used to play 'Traitor Simulator', I bought it first and didn't even look at any guides. I'm going to finish it with everyone!"

It was rare for the host to laugh so happily. Thinking of the level of the previous game, those who were busy doing their homework paused and decided to relax with the host.

Xiaoxiao asked the system to split the screen, with herself and the game screen on each half, and said with a smile: "I'm going to give those related to the Tang Dynasty a privilege. When playing this game, you don't need to draw a lottery, you can directly post barrages, and there's no limit on the number of times you can do it!"

The famous people in the Tang Dynasty all frowned, realizing that things seemed not simple.

There is no limit to posting barrages, and only relevant characters and anchors are there. What kind of game are you playing?

The anchor clicked into the game, and on the gorgeous page, a beautiful woman in red was dancing in a spinning manner. Inscribed on the page were four large characters "Prosperous World" and three almost invisible small characters "Mei Niang Pian" on the side.

Although the music is grand and pleasant, and the beautiful pages and large characters are eye-catching enough, people who are used to reading all the words will already have guesses when they see the word "Mei Niang".

No, it’s the story of Lady Wu/Empress Wu/Emperor Wu, right?

Sure enough, when I clicked on it, the text inside said something about "the magnificent imperial palace", asked how many episodes the player could survive, and said that the source of inspiration was China's only female emperor, Wu Zetian.

Thinking about the outrageous battle royale palace fights filmed in Qing palace dramas by later generations, people from Li Tang and Wu Zhou have begun to feel uneasy, while people from other time and space have all lit up their eyes and become interested.

Li Shimin had a face full of resentment: "Host, I thought we had a good relationship. Can I apply to switch games?"

The complaints were directly turned into barrages and posted online for people from all dynasties to see.

Noticing that his name was right in front of the barrage, and that the barrage had a special gold border, Li Shimin's face turned green and he had to withdraw it quickly.

Xiao Xiao said seriously, "I'm live streaming now. I'm working. If you have anything to say, let's talk privately."

Think about the various film and television dramas that were made up by later generations. Empress Wu, who had given birth to Taiping less than two years ago, gave Emperor Li Zhi a shot of prevention in advance.

"This is just a joke, Your Majesty, just take a look at it casually, don't take it seriously."

Li Zhi nodded, looked at Taiping who was being held by a palace maid, and said with a smile: "Historical books contain many falsehoods and fabrications made by later generations. How can I take them seriously?"

The anchor started playing.

[Pushing open the heavy vermilion palace gate, a group of young and beautiful girls walked into the palace under the guidance of female officials.

As I walked, I thought of the beautiful girl in the palace, her fair skin and fragrant cheeks, her lively eyes bringing joy to everyone I saw. But what caught my attention even more was her, the identity that players were about to receive—Wu Yuanzhao.

Xiao Xiao: "Beautiful, beautiful! Take it! From now on, we are fifth-rank talents! We were recommended to the palace by Concubine Yang Shu, and we are only fourteen years old. Is that according to our age? If not, we are too young!"

Yes, very young, so young that in later generations it would be illegal not to have an education at this age.

Li Shimin, who always felt that he was being implied by the anchor again, took a deep breath, called the two-year-old Li Zhi over, and ruthlessly punished him to stand on the side.

At this moment, Concubine Yang, who was drawing a fan art for someone in the harem, trembled and said to her colleagues who were looking over, "As you know, Wu's mother is also from the Hongnong Yang clan, but she is from the Yang Su branch, so I have no such relationship with her."

Concubine Yin nodded and said, "Wu has become Wu, and our Majesty has become Emperor Sheng. We all know who is who, so why are we still hiding it?"

The talented people stood in their positions. Although they wore the same clothes, they all had different hairstyles, wore different jewelry, and their hair was all tied up in a bun.

Xiao Xiao: "It looks good!"

Seeing such a pleasing scene, Liu Che posted a comment: "Visual feast." The hairpins on her hair were slanted, which was much better than the clothes of the barbarians. Who would like to see such ugly clothes and hairstyles?

As soon as he spoke, given his status, quite a few people followed him and echoed him, praising him one after another.

The Qing Dynasty, which was tormented by the crisis of survival every day: ...

It’s so annoying. Doesn’t this big guy have anything to do?

While traveling in and out of the palace, Yuan Zhao met a childhood playmate named Liu Xi, and the two girls struck up a friendship.

But experienced players are not so easily fooled.

Xiao Xiao: "What does she mean? She said right away that I'm the only one here. We only knew each other as children. Are we that familiar? Are there any girls from ancient times who can post comments? Are your childhood friends so loyal even after not seeing each other for so many years?"

During the Wu Zhou Dynasty, Shangguan Wan'er, who had unlimited barrage permissions, gave the answer: That's not the case, it depends on the person.

Xiao Xiao: "Why did she give me a peony hairpin as soon as we met? Her mother gave it to her, and now she's giving it to me? What an unfilial daughter!"

Yuan Zhao also thought that his mother's hairpin was too valuable and was unwilling to accept it. While he was refusing, the imperial concubine arrived and the hairpin fell to the ground.

The imperial concubine sitting in the sedan chair had skin as white as snow, her black hair was tied up in a high bun, she was dressed in red, and she was holding a snow-white puppy in her arms.

The concubines during the Zhenguan period looked at Concubine Wei who was performing in the heavenly game, and then looked at Concubine Wei next to them.

Of course, our own Concubine Wei is not ugly, but the Concubine Wei in heaven has the lighting and makeup, as well as the super-powerful cosmetics of later generations. With the super-thin eyeliner and eye shadow, her eyes are so bold and charming.

Concubine Wei: "...Everyone was stunningly beautiful when they were young!"

Concubine Yang: "It's the Imperial Concubine. She seems to be overbearing as she assists in managing the six palaces. Is Sister Wei following Concubine Hua's script?"

She really is.

[After picking up the hairpin, Concubine Wei said she really liked the unique hairpin and asked who it belonged to. She took it and personally called Yuanzhao to speak.]

Xiao Xiao: "Choose one of three. We can admit it's ours, say it's someone else's, or say it's Liu Xi's. You know me, I'm always honest. If it's not ours, we absolutely cannot admit it. Let's choose Liu Xi's!"

So click.

Liu Xi refused to admit her guilt and accused Yuan Zhao of causing her death, accusing him of calling the Imperial Concubine old. Yuan Zhao's defense was ineffective, and both of them were executed by the Imperial Concubine. A scar was branded on their foreheads with a peony hairpin, resulting in a double death.

Xiaoxiao: “…”

It was so sudden, and I recalled that when I played the traitor simulator, the first choice was to "stand on the sea".

"No, how did I offend her? Why did she come in and kill us?"

Concubine Wei: “!”

She quickly posted a comment: "We in the Tang Palace don't act like this! The palace is governed by etiquette and laws! We wouldn't do such a cruel thing to a concubine or a talented person!"

All the girls who entered the palace were from official families. Although there was a contempt chain based on the five noble families and seven surnames and military nobles, the contempt chain was not a slaughter chain!

Xiao Xiao: "Yeah, Palace Fighting Battle Royale is all made-up rules and weird stories. We all know that we're not playing in the Tang Dynasty Palace. This game is fictional and imaginary. Don't bring it up in history. Now let's go back."

Click on the story line to return to the key node of your choice.

"If they say it's theirs, that would be even more terrible. The ending is said to be Concubine Wei looking for a new person to establish her authority. There is no other way, I can only temporarily abandon my conscience and say it belongs to someone else."

Yuan Zhao said that it was the newlywed who fell behind, and Concubine Wei offered a large reward to lure out a talented person named Jiang to claim it, and then the talented person Jiang was taken away.

When the dormitories were divided, Jiang Cairen, who had a peony mark on her forehead, was sent away, and Liu Xi wanted to live with Yuan Zhao.

During their conversation, Liu Xi blurted out that everyone knew that the imperial concubine liked peonies, and Jiang Cairen had brought it upon herself. Yuanzhao immediately asked her if she had known that the imperial concubine liked peonies a long time ago.

Liu Xi, pretending to be weak, accused Yuan Zhao of being suspicious, and was presented with a choice: 1. I am suspicious; 2. Did I ever say that you harmed me?

Xiao Xiao: "Oh my god, she's playing tricks on me! But I think Yuan Zhao must have been paying attention. Let's choose one and paralyze the enemy!"

[The player who thought they had chosen to paralyze the enemy saw Yuan Zhao and Liu Xi living in the same dormitory. Then the time jumped directly to half a month later. Sitting in the room drinking a cup of tea late at night, they were poisoned to death.]

"Ah!? I'm dead?"

Xiao Xiao made a sharp sign, not understanding: "Did we kill her father? Why does she have such a deep hatred for us?"

"She even insisted on living in this room after I died, enjoying the fruits of her labor like a perverted criminal! The epilogue even said, 'In life, we sleep together; in death, we share the same thoughts.' Even if you, a lesbian, hate me, you have to tell me why!"

The audience who originally thought that Liu Xi was just a vicious green tea character were also shocked. She actually dared to kill people with her own hands!

Princess Chen from the Western Han Dynasty posted a comment: Is your Tang Palace so dangerous and disorderly?

Princess Changle of the Zhenguan era explained: "No! Our Tang Palace is not like this! This is not the Tang Palace at all!"

Empress Wu posted a comment: I have never met anyone like Liu Xi.

Xiaoxiao: "Go back and choose again!"

[Faced with Liu Xi's counter-questioning, Yuanzhao went back without any hesitation and refused to live with her.

Liu Xi, crying, was pitied by everyone, while Jiang Cairen's experience also frightened everyone. Yuan Zhao, isolated and without a dormitory to accept him, had no choice but to live in the bloody handprint room alone, or try to please others.

Xiao Xiao: "Stop, isn't it the bloody handprint room?"

Taiping from Wu Zhou: Stop! Host! You must trust my mother!!!

[Then, in the middle of the night, while sleeping in bed, I was watched by a peeping person. The person was getting closer and closer, and Liu Xi, with a gloomy face, appeared from behind the door like a female ghost.

The death ending is achieved again. 】

Xiao Xiao: "No, why is she chasing us and killing us?"

Some people who had previously thought that Liu Xi was quite pretty and gentle were silent. They were all frightened by the ghost-like person who appeared behind the door.

"Alright, let's re-elect. We can only humble ourselves and try to please others."

[Wu Yuanzhao, who had been rejected everywhere, was taken in by someone, and the elegant and gentle Xu Hui took the initiative to accept her.]

Xiao Xiao was very touched: "The one who took me in at this time was an angel! I was wondering who it was, it turned out to be Xu Hui, the white moonlight, definitely the white moonlight!"

Li Shimin also knew that the future Concubine Xu in his harem would be Xu from Changcheng, who was quite talented and famous for her virtue, but at that time even Concubine Wu was only six years old, and this person had never entered the palace at all.

He said to Empress Changsun, "The host is just too familiar with us. Playing this kind of game is like knowing the ending."

Empress Zhangsun couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. She asked, "A talented person who dared to poison and kill people as soon as she entered the palace, and a concubine who was directly punished by the talented person, and the imperial palace that accidentally killed her, Your Majesty, this has nothing to do with our Tang Dynasty."

Li Shimin awkwardly poked Li Zhi, who was standing beside him as punishment, and stared at him, telling him to stand still.

Even though I live in the same dorm with Xu Hui, Liu Xi is still peeping outside the door like a ghost late at night. It's really scary.

Xiao Xiao: "Her appearance always makes me wonder if I'm playing some kind of supernatural game."

At first glance, it turned out that she had died several times before completing the Novice Village Trial. The Palace Lady thought that Wu Cairen had a promising future, Concubine Wei thought that she was lucky, and Liu Xi entered the palace for Yuan Zhao.

The audience now feels that this seems to be a real lesbian hate.

[The second episode opens with a dinner party about to begin, and the question of whether or not to take a bath in the hot springs is raised.]