The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

“…Who is this person?”

On the bridge of an aircraft carrier, former S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury kicked aside the wreckage of Ultron's robot clone while gazing at the mysterious woman on the screen. She didn't look strong, but the PKM machine gun, weighing over ten kilograms, seemed weightless in her hands, allowing her to fire from shoulder to shoulder.

What's even more terrifying is the hit rate.

This machine gun even only has mechanical sights.

Nick had been observing for quite a while. This woman's shooting rhythm was extremely steady, so steady that it reminded people of a machine on a factory assembly line. If she wasn't dodging enemy fire, she would hardly make any unnecessary movements. Just turning her head to look, moving the muzzle, firing a bullet, and an enemy unit would be shot and fall to the ground.

The whole process usually takes no more than one second.

This is still slow.

If an Ultron clone robot happens to get close, it will be faced with extremely precise firepower in the next moment, and the performance will be over before the formation is deployed.

Look at Steve again.

In fact, Captain America can also fire a general-purpose machine gun, but Steve really doesn't like using guns, he just likes to throw his shield.

Such as now.

He was holding up his shield to cover the female machine gunner.

Who has ever been treated like this?

"She calls herself... Watson." Agent Maria Hill brought up a message box. "This is a friendly individual Tony Stark informed us of, but he didn't reveal any further details about this woman."

"Sir, the last group of civilians have begun to board the airship." A curly-haired guy at the side console reported.

"finally."

Nick touched his earpiece and pressed the communicator button: "Captain, this is the last group of personnel. You are the only ones left. Thank your new partner for me."

"I will."

Steve in the square glanced at the aircraft carrier. Beside him, Miss Watson continued to fire. With another burst of short shots, she took out three Ultron clones. Finding there were no more targets nearby, she emptied her ammunition belt at the enemy several hundred meters away. Then, with a click, she raised her gun. "Bad news, this barrel needs to cool down. Good news, I'm out of bullets."

"That's good enough, Watson."

Steve smiled and shook his head: "If we count the number of kills, you can definitely compete for the championship."

After he finished speaking, he took a breath, his entire body radiating a strong positive energy. "But it's not over yet. The Central Cathedral still needs us. Are you ready for another fight? Let's find a car that can be driven, and you can take a break."

"are not you tired?"

"I could do this all day."

Hold it in, don't laugh.

Anyway, no one can see it because of the helmet, but Miss Watson said she couldn't help grinning.

Steve's sudden remark, coupled with his subsequent act of stealing a nearby car, created a strangely comedic effect. As Steve quickly started a pickup truck, Miss Watson ran over and scavenged a few guns from the floor nearby. The police and soldiers stationed there had already retreated to the aircraft carrier, leaving behind many weapons, but unfortunately, they were severely depleted of ammunition and wouldn't last long.

Steve stepped on the accelerator, and the pickup truck rumbled past the roadblock and drove onto the cracked road. Most of the nearby Ultron clones had been destroyed, and the wreckage was everywhere. To avoid puncturing the tires, Steve had to slow down and carefully control the direction of the front of the car.

"Do you know the way?"

Miss Watson kicked open the broken windshield and placed the AK automatic rifle in her hand on it.

"I looked at the map before the operation, so it shouldn't be that difficult to memorize it." Steve said, glancing at Miss Watson's equipment. "You must have received military training somewhere, right? You don't remember everything? Like, where are you from?"

"I think I remember something." Miss Watson raised her red cuffs. "I think I'm German."

lb!

The front of the pickup truck tilted and knocked over a row of guardrails.

"what happened?"

"...It's okay, it's a little too dark."

"Would you like to turn on the headlights?"

"Stealth, soldier." Steve pursed his lips and looked straight ahead. "There may be enemies wandering around. I don't want the headlights to attract them."

"makes sense."

There was a brief silence as the pickup truck clattered over gravel. Finally, Ms. Watson took the initiative to continue the conversation. "So, where were we? You had a meeting at Clint's house, deduced that Ultron wanted to use the Cradle of Life to create a new vibranium body for himself, and so you flew to... Seoul, South Korea, right? And you launched a surprise attack on him."

"Right..." Without the windshield blocking the way, the whirring wind and engine noise forced Steve to raise his voice. "The operation went smoothly at the beginning. Ultron didn't have time to embed the Mind Stone into his new body. He didn't expect us to find him so soon."

"and after?"

"The twins..."

There was a shallow crater ahead. Steve gripped the steering wheel tightly, swaying from side to side and barely managing to drive the car past. "Wanda and Pietro, they're kind people, but they were deceived by Ultron. Natasha and Clint were providing us with low-altitude fire support in a Quinjet when they were shot down by the twins. Both were badly injured."

He continued, "The energy source of the Cradle of Life was destroyed by my shield. Ultron was very angry. I could feel his anger. He admitted to my face that he wanted to exterminate humans and create a planet with only metal life. So Wanda and Pietro decided to help us, but... it was too late."

"what happened?"

"Ultron has been stalling for time. He hacked into a, I don't quite understand, some kind of national defense network, and had several warships docked in Gyeongin Harbor launch missiles towards Seoul."

Steve was silent for a moment, squinting his eyes, as if he could still see the scene at that time. "We had no choice but to contact Tony urgently. He was in the Federation tracking down the mysterious hacker who had been attacking Ultron on the internet. Well, actually, it was the residual consciousness of his artificial intelligence butler Jarvis. I really don't understand what all this belongs to. Anyway, Tony sent the Iron Legion robots to help us intercept the missiles."

"He sent the Iron Legion? How many?"

"He said that all the machines that could be sent were sent, which was over a hundred, including many older models that should have been destroyed."

"Did the missile get stopped?"

"Several missiles broke through the defense network. As I said before, Pietro is very fast. We didn't have much choice but to let Pietro run to evacuate the people near the missile impact point." Steve shook his head and said, "But everyone has their limits. Pietro was competing with the missiles for lives. He pushed himself too hard..."

"Did he fail?"

"No, he fell and was covered in wounds, and successfully evacuated all the residents, but he... he lost control and killed a mother and daughter in front of many people. Ultron posted this video and the footage of the Iron Legion robots descending on Seoul on the internet. By the time we reacted, it was too late."

Damn, isn't this the opening scene of "The Boys"?

Miss Watson's eyes widened.

"You might not understand the internet very well. Actually, I don't either. Just think of it as everyone being able to carry around a palm-sized TV to watch news programs." Steve slowly released the accelerator, letting the truck slide down the slope. "Anyway, after a day, it feels like the whole world has become our enemy."

“I see,” Miss Watson said, and it suddenly became clear.

The federal government took advantage of this issue and almost brought the Avengers Civil War forward, right?

The Iron Legion, a private armed force, spent less than half a day to launch a surprise attack and blockade the airspace of Seoul, a developed country city, through low-Earth orbit airdrops and other means. They also successfully achieved terminal interception of multiple missiles, presenting a perfect example of high-tech blitzkrieg.

You can imagine how countries around the world will react.

Tony Stark estimated that he received inquiries from various major institutions within an hour, and a considerable number of them were even from organizations he found it difficult to refuse to communicate with. If it weren't for the urgent matter of Ultron, Tony and Steve might really have fought over how to deal with the Maximoff twins.

You have to know that Iron Man himself has caused more trouble. Wanda and Pietro are not close to him. It is not impossible to make a certain degree of compromise to ease the situation.

Steve was completely different.

It was his decision to accept Wanda and Pietro into the operation.

Captain Rogers wouldn't do something as unethical as crossing a river and then destroying a bridge. Now that his temporary hire has gotten into trouble, he has to find a way to deal with it. Even if Quicksilver isn't an official member of the Avengers, at this point, who he is doesn't really matter.

As Miss Watson pondered this, she listened to Steve's account of what happened next, which was almost entirely consistent with her earlier inference. "Quicksilver" Pietro, known for his impulsive nature and straightforward manner, had been completely shaken by the news reports along the way. He retreated into seclusion back at the base.

Scarlet Witch Wanda is no exception. This girl feels that she is responsible for all this mess. If she had not dragged Pietro into helping the evil, the people of Seoul would not have suffered such a disaster, and Pietro would not have been pushed to the forefront.

Things took a turn for the better with Tony.

Despite the overwhelming pressure from the outside world, Iron Man still finds time to carry out his original work.

Even if the price is turning gray overnight.

He finally identified the mysterious hacker on the Internet who was fighting Ultron.

It was Jarvis, the artificial intelligence butler he used to help construct Ultron. He thought that the other party had been destroyed when Ultron awakened his self-awareness, but he didn't expect that Jarvis split himself into multiple parts and hid in various corners of the Internet to survive.

If it weren't for this artificial intelligence tirelessly fighting Ultron on the Internet, the latter would have been able to invade the core network of the Federation military and then launch nuclear bombs to directly destroy all of humanity. Why would it go to so much trouble to cause trouble everywhere?

Tony quickly reorganized the artificial intelligence Jarvis, and with the assistance of Dr. Banner, injected it into the unfinished vibranium body in the cradle of life - due to the lack of energy, he directly embedded a latest model of Ark Reactor.

So Jarvis, the artificial intelligence butler who has been with Tony Stark for many years, has a body.

This isn't Vision, it's simply Jarvis.

According to Steve, Jarvis is currently wearing an Iron Man armor and stationed in the central cathedral area of ​​Sokovia to assist in the defense.

It's chaos, it's all chaos.