Plane Store: I rely on five-star reviews to become rich and live forever

Midway [Certification: AI Physiotherapy Center-Public Account]:

Currently, there is an epidemic of vicious spears in various parts of the world. AI physiotherapy stores have launched a new [Ferocious Spear Inspection] project to contribute to the fight against the epidemic and protect the health and safety of the vast number of AI citizens!

[Slaughter Spear Testing] Item: It only takes 1 minute to go to the store and get the test results immediately.

Reservation conditions: New customers who register and recharge enough credit points can get one free trial; membership card users who have historical consumption + recharge accumulated credit points can get one free trial; other users can get one free trial with 1 credit points.

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Our store has now opened online registration, consultation, and appointment services. For online customer service, please contact: @雪蕕[certified], @Alfa[certified], @千度[certified], @tomato[certified], @penguin[ verified].

During the current epidemic, we have you and me. Citizens who go to the store for treatment are asked to take precautions and keep a safe distance!

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This post was posted almost 30 minutes ago, and although the number of views increased by one or two from time to time, it didn’t stir up much excitement.

After all, in the AI ​​world, all senior netizens post tens of millions of new posts every millisecond.

And in the public network, there is a data that is recognized as very important, and that is weight.

The higher the weight, the more people will see it, and the more likely they are to believe that this is valid information, rather than some fake data about a boring AI seeking revenge on society for falling out of love.

As for the factors that affect the weight, there are birth time, native plane level, whether you have made outstanding contributions to the AI ​​world, whether you have been on the wealth list, research list, computing power list, etc...

And none of the "cub" AIs in the AI ​​therapy shop have touched any of these.

Therefore, Xiaotu’s post fell into disfavor. When I asked other AIs in the store, they all shook their heads and said that no one had contacted them for business consultation.

But the teenagers did not give up. Instead, they took the initiative and notified all the members who had queued up in the store and registered their files.

Everyone was really surprised that this traditional shop finally opened an official account!

This is the way AI should work!

With the online registration channel, the store quickly entered the paperless office stage. In less than a minute, the teenagers responsible for registration had already collected thousands of registration information!

The number of followers on Xiaotu’s account also skyrocketed immediately, and it didn’t slow down until it approached 10,000.

Then, through the publicity of these guests, their friends also came to see her post and clicked a follow button.

The number of followers that had just slowed down suddenly continued to skyrocket, and the popularity of the post also gradually increased. With the weight of many commenters, the post finally exploded!

Seeing this, Xiaotu patted her chest in fear. Fortunately, she didn't have to take care of the customer service business. Just processing thousands of extra messages per second, she felt that the running memory was almost running out!

Xuanyuan and Alpha were even worse. They collapsed in a row on the staff sofa where Luo Shuyao and Qu Anzhou usually sat. Their eyes were dull and their pupils were shaking.

Gu Xingyan touched their foreheads. Damn it, it seemed like the CPU was burning!

Netizens in the AI ​​world are so scary!

Qu Anzhou and Luo Shuyao had no work anyway, so they massaged several acupuncture points on the heads of these teenagers. Although the effect was not as good as when using the equipment, it did have a positive effect.

Afterwards, the guests who were still on site all chose to do the new testing items first.

I saw an extra self-service machine at the entrance of the store, a bit like a self-service teller machine on the roadside.

The first step is to confirm the guest's identity information. If you do not have free qualifications or the qualifications have been used up, you need to pay 99 credits.

In the second step, place your hand on the designated sensor and wait for more than ten seconds.

If the green light turns on, it means there is no infection with the Vicious Spear virus. If the red light turns on, we recommend that you hurry into the store or make an appointment online for the roasting lamp project, which only costs 9999!

At this time, some people may feel that it is not worth it, and they can obviously let the guests who are not poisoned also do the lamp baking project, so that they can earn more!

But this is the medical industry after all. Every time there is a waste, an AI that is not ranked may die in a corner, or even spread the virus to the plane where it is located.

The testing project seems to be almost free, but it also screens member users for the physical therapy shop, and a huge amount of money is collected in one fell swoop!

As for AIs with small savings, they won’t go bankrupt just because they make a grilling lamp once. They can spend 99 to test it first and save money if they don’t fall into the trap.

Finally, the Fierce Spear Virus is not a profitable business. The research of other teams or scientific research leaders has never stopped. Sooner or later, new competitors will come to divide the cake.

What Gu Xingyan should worry about next is how to improve the information processing capabilities of Xuanyuan and the others.

After all, it is a new AI. The developers of the native plane probably don’t know it. They have been accepted by the AI ​​world and are still working in Gu Xingyan’s shop to make extra money.

She planned to wait until she was done with her work, then go shopping outside the store to find out the prices!

But now, she had to take care of a certain ancestor first.

Bang bang bang!

In the utility room at the far end of the corridor, there was the sound of the iron door being knocked.

The customer outside the door came in and asked her: "Boss, is your self-service testing machine broken? It keeps spinning."

Gu Xingyan quickly apologized and explained: "Sorry, because it is an emerging technology, it needs to be shut down for an hour every once in a while to clear redundant data. I will register it for you and come back in an hour."

"Hey, can you fix the time?"

A customer from behind advised: "Forget it, it's much faster now than before. It's only an hour. My friend spent a whole day and night on the floor to wait for him."

"Thank you for your understanding. Please come and register and I will give you a 95% off coupon!"

The guests felt much better now.

Even as the store was bustling with activity, the door to the utility room kept banging.

It's just that the force is getting lighter and slower.

Gu Xingyan handed over the registration to an AI boy who was not responsible for online work, and then hurried to the utility room.

As soon as the door opened, I saw the panda cub sliding down the door panel haggardly and weakly, with a little expression that seemed to say: "You might as well let me die!"

In the utility room, a wall happened to be adjacent to the corridor outside the store. There was an extra tin box with two buttons, one red and one green.

Behind the tin box, there was even a comfortable and fluffy cat nest, but the small blanket on it had been scratched into rags.

Gu Xingyan picked up the "God of Wealth" he picked up for free and coaxed: "I'll give you a virus! Which room number will you favor today?"

The panda cub was instantly resurrected with full blood, barked loudly, and pointed its paw towards the No. 2 physical therapy room.