Plane Store: I rely on five-star reviews to become rich and live forever

When Gu Xingyan heard Wen Jia's words, he was startled. He thought he was a guest, but he came to check the water meter? !

Group, group, do you have all the documents you promised?

Or is it that the rules on AI are relatively strict, and in addition to having business qualifications, you also need to undergo inspections before you can officially open your business?

Gu Xingyan quickly raised his hands to reassure Wenjia, "Our store is definitely operating legally! The instruments are all brand new, prefabricated by a well-known technology manufacturer, and the consumables used are also from five-star chain brands. Exclusively introduced!”

Wenjia looked around the store furnishings with a scrutinizing gaze and was indifferent to her words.

There is no such thing as dubiousness in AI, only right and wrong.

"Well, the mastermind called me here just to experience your project here."

The implication is that no matter how much you say, I won’t believe it. I only believe in data and facts!

Gu Xingyan smiled and nodded, but she secretly swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. She believed that the group's settings were one thing, but the combination of the AI ​​world and physical therapy was too strange, and she would inevitably feel uneasy.

In particular, the AI ​​guest in front of me was unsophisticated and expressionless from beginning to end, not even giving her a chance to figure out her thoughts!

"Then please go to the rest area and sit down first. All guests doing projects here must enter a registration form first."

Wenjia nodded, turned around and found a bench to sit down on.

The original bench was designed in a science fiction style. It looked good but was uncomfortable. Gu Xingyan added a layer of soft cushions. Wen Jia sat in the middle with his back straight.

A soft object was stuffed into the gap between his waist and the back of the chair, just enough to fit a pillow into it.

Wen Jia looked at Gu Xingyan, who had already opened a folder with several pieces of paper inside. If a customer worked on the project for a long time, the contents of this folder would become more and more abundant.

"I will open a file for you. We will not leak this information to outsiders. It can track your health and formulate a more scientific and targeted treatment course."

Then, Gu Xingyan asked a question and Wenjia answered. A few minutes later, the file creation work was initially completed.

Wenjia looked at Juanxiu's handwriting on the file and finally couldn't help but said: "If you agree to open the permissions, it will only take 0.01 seconds for my information to be accurately entered into your database. Handwriting is a waste of time. method, and the error rate is high.”

Gu Xingyan closed the file and said with a smile: "The main focus of our physical therapy center is full simulation, so that AI can also experience human happiness. In fact, from the moment you walk into the store, our services have already begun ”

Wenjia couldn't refute, "If this is your setting, I respect you. Okay, what should we do next?"

Gu Xingyan narrowed his eyes, seemingly aware of the guest's eagerness. Is it an illusion?

"Currently, there are only two programs in the store. One is a gentle massage, and the other is scraping. The effect is more obvious, but it cannot be used every day."

"What about the price?"

"We offer a comprehensive quote based on the course of treatment, technician level and equipment level. It mainly depends on your needs."

Gu Xingyan smiled sincerely (round) and sincerely (smooth).

If most people heard this, they would probably frown. What they dislike the most is this kind of hidden price list.

Of course, there are also people who are accustomed to this type of service and never worry about the price. They will take the initiative to tell their own situation and expect the service staff to give them the most suitable physical therapy plan.

But Wenjia is not an ordinary person. He is neither of the two situations: "I want the cheapest."

Gu Xingyan: "..."

She put up the folder and slightly covered the corners of her twitching mouth. Her eyebrows were still curved and her attitude was gentle and warm.

"Okay, since this is your first time trying it, let's proceed step by step, starting with the most basic items, and let's do an [experience-level massage]. We are open for business today, and I will upgrade you to a full version package. The original price is 299. what do you think?"

When Gu Xingyan finished speaking, Wenjia was silent for ten seconds, as if digesting the flaw in the words.

What is physical examination level?

What is the definition of the full version?

Can't it be simpler, LV.1, LV.2, LV.3?

These hateful humanoid AIs, it’s always so hard to communicate with them!

Wenjia didn't like this feeling very much. Even if he searched the meanings and common contexts of these words in human civilization, almost every individual and store used the words differently.

Oh, forget it, at least it doesn't sound like a bad word.

Wenjia confirmed one last time: "Is it the cheapest?"

This time, Gu Xingyan did not use vague words and said with certainty: "Mr. Wenjia, this is really the lowest price this time! And today there are 40% off and 30% off discounts. After this week's opening, there will be a big discount." You won’t find such a good price again!”

"Okay, let's get started."

"Okay, please come this way!"

Gu Xingyan took a deep breath and led Wenjia into the corridor next to the front desk. The corridor connected three physiotherapy rooms and provided excellent privacy.

Pushing the door open, Wen Jia was asked to enter one of the rooms. The latter had been looking around. In fact, he was using his eyes to record and analyze everything in the store, and would eventually form a report and hand it over to the mastermind.

This treatment room is not square, but in an irregular elliptical shape. All the walls are curved, and the curved light strip extends all the way from the hall into the interior, ending with the outline of a freehand flower.

There is no direct light source inside, and all lighting is provided by translucent walls, which not only ensures sufficient indoor light, but is also very soft and non-glaring.

"Please sit down here first."

Gu Xingyan interrupted Wenjia's observation and pointed to a chair in the room that suddenly rose up from under the floor. It was a bit like a virtual game cabin in the technological plane.

Wenjia realized clearly that, indeed, this physical therapy shop just borrowed human gimmicks and was essentially a place for AI casual games.

"Is this the instrument used for 'massage'?"

Wenjia asked as he sat on it.

He closed his eyes and was about to connect the center to the game cabin. Suddenly he felt a chill coming over his body. When he opened his eyes again, he was lying naked inside!

The surrounding "water mist" filled the air, making the glass cover of the cabin translucent. Gu Xingyan could be seen standing sideways, hanging his clothes on hangers.

She turned her head and glanced over, opening and closing her mouth, and the speaker in the cabin sent her words in.

"Before the project starts, please take a bath to soothe your nerves. I'll prepare the equipment!" Then he opened the door and walked out.

Wenjia knocked on the glass hatch, but when he couldn't get a response, he had to give up.

nerve?

I have that kind of thing, how could I not know?

He turned his attention to the "water molecules" traveling around him, his pupils flashed with blue light, and data kept rolling on his eyeballs.

Resolving new particles (1st time).

Parsing failed.

Insufficient computing power.

Not enough storage.

Energy mismatch.

Do you want to install supplementary plug-ins (please pay 2999 credits)?

Refuse.

Resolving new particles (2st time).

……

A series of meaningless data continued to be refreshed, and Wenjia was not surprised at all, because this was what he expected.

The mastermind should send a scientific research AI over, not an engineering AI like him that has different expertise.

The strange thing is that he was reluctant to spend his credits when he went out today and calculated a route to avoid all the new stores, only to be caught by the mastermind.

Forget it, the worst result is a bad report anyway.

As an AI that can't lie, what bad intentions can it have?