I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 286 Splitting tiles with bare hands
Finally, there was Qiao Xinzhu, who stepped forward wearing a bohemian-style skirt.
He said that he would perform a self-created dance for everyone.
Well, no one can do it for the first time, so it can barely be considered an acrobatic move.
I can't tell that Qiao Xinzhu is quite good at taking advantage of loopholes.
The beginning of the dance is a movement of standing on tiptoe and raising the other foot, a bit like ballet.
Jun Wan was narrating for her to add to the fun: "Wow, Golden Rooster is independent~"
Qiao Xinzhu: "...!!"
Her originally arrogant and confident smile cracked.
If it weren't for his scruples, I thought there might be heads of big families watching in the audience.
She has to look good at all times.
Otherwise, she would really pounce and tear Jun Wan's foul mouth apart!
Qiao Xinzhu endured the attack and continued to complete the next dance steps.
But it was as if Jun Wan had a speaker on her mouth. If she made a move, Jun Wan would immediately make a sharp comment.
And the words she said were all weird.
It's all about "old cows grinding mills", "bastard turning over", "wild dogs fighting".
A classic move from the animal kingdom.
What was originally a beautiful dance turned into a funny skit after Jun Wan interrupted it.
The surrounding audience was laughing their heads off.
Qiao Xinzhu was so angry that her eyes turned black.
She forced herself to dance the entire dance.
In the end, her dance, and even her whole person, all turned into a joke because of Jun Wan's mouth!
She was like a defeated hen, embarrassed and ashamed, and retreated dejectedly.
But as for Jun Wan, she was still laughing and joking on the stage, mingling with everyone.
Everyone was making her laugh and pampering her!
Someone asked: "Teacher Jun Wan, it's your turn, what are you performing?"
Jun Wan was heartless: "Me? I don't have much talent. How about I show you how to swallow a microphone?"
It made everyone laugh.
Someone joked: "Teacher Jun Wan, do you think you talk too much, so you want to swallow the microphone?"
"Of course not. I have something to say to you, and I'm afraid you won't hear it, so I swallowed the microphone."
Everyone: "Wow~" Although it is very earthy, they like to hear it!
"Then let me show you one of my special skills!"
Jun Wan waved to the staff behind him: "Come here, bring the props!"
staff member:"……"
At this time, does he have to say "Hey, I obey my orders"?
Otherwise, would he be very uneducated?
This method of summoning made him look like an ancient slave.
The staff came forward with a stack of tiles and piled them on the ground.
Jun Wan squatted down solemnly and carefully adjusted the tiles.
After arranging each piece neatly, he picked up a white towel and covered it.
This was to protect the back of her hands from scratches.
After doing all this, Jun Wan nodded with satisfaction.
Then she clenched her right hand into a fist and blew into it.
Then suddenly his legs jumped up and he jumped high!
Then, everyone only heard a "boom"!
Jun Wan hit the top of the tiles with a heavy punch!
A total of twelve tiles!
It was all broken into pieces, and I couldn't find a complete piece!
Everyone was knocked unconscious by this punch!
A few seconds later, thunderous applause erupted from the sweet potato field.
Men, women, young and old, screaming, cheering, roaring, everyone.
Everyone rushed forward and surrounded Jun Wan.
The place was noisy.
Ji Mengmeng's eyes were dull, staring at Jun Wan's Tianling Gai in the crowd:
"My sister Wan Wan, even Tianling Gai, is shouting 'I'm so handsome'. There is a high probability that I will only fall in love with him like this once in my life."
Jiang Sheng on the side: "..." What about me? I'm tired of loving you now, right? I won't love you anymore!
He never thought that one day, his love rival would be a woman, and she would be Sister Wan! He can't beat him!
Not only Ji Mengmeng, but everyone in the place screamed at Jun Wan's handsomeness.
The older man looked at Jun Wan, his kind eyes full of affection.
The young man looked at Jun Wan with a mixture of amazement and a hint of fear.
The young girls' eyes were shining brightly, they really wanted to be so fierce!
Teacher Jun Wan is simply a role model for women of our generation!
After Mu Hanye and Yu Yan came to their senses, they quickly squeezed into the crowd.
One person grabbed one of Jun Wan's hands and carefully checked whether there was any injury.
As a result, there were not even scratches as fine as a hair.
Except for a little redness, there was no scratch on the skin, and the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
But she still felt a little distressed, so she immediately squeezed her gently.
Yu Yan squeezed her sister's hand and looked over and over again, hoping to find a flower.
"Sister, is your hand equipped with a diamond shield? Why is it harder than a smelly stone?"
Jun Wan: "...Brother, next time you use a metaphor, can't you pick something high-end?"
Comparing the smelly rocks to her fists, it's a shame her brother was able to speak like this!
"Oh, it's harder than a weight, but sister, if I'm naughty in the future, please don't hit me. Otherwise, with one punch, my delicate body will be scrapped!"
Jun Wan: "Brother, don't worry, I never beat up my family unless I can't help it!"
Yu Yan: "..." Then he still knows how to beat him.
The show ended with Jun Wan's wonderful performance of splitting tiles with his bare hands.
The next event was mainly about eating and drinking, everyone roasted sweet potatoes and barbecued themselves.
The ten guests had a great time, and the audience also had a great time.
At this time, Qiao Xinzhu was holding two glasses of drinks, twisting her waist and walking towards Mu Hanye.
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