I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 140 Who asked you to sit on my face?
This barrage successfully attracted the attention of netizens, and everyone cut the live broadcast to the scene inside the cabin.
There are several live broadcast cameras installed at various angles in the cabin.
So just now, when the drone audience saw eight heads at the door, stacked with eight butt balls,
The live broadcast room picture of the cabin is like this -
I saw Jun Wan pop, and half of his head suddenly emerged from the crack in the door.
After a while, Movie Emperor Mu's head popped out.
Next, the scene was like whack-a-mole, with heads popping out one after another from the crack in the door.
Stacked in a row from bottom to top.
It caused a visual impact to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Think about it, eight heads suddenly hung out from the crack of the door, and their eyes were so wide open. Who wouldn’t feel numb after seeing this?
The audience was speechless and a little funny.
Jun Wan observed furtively and made sure there was no ambush in the house.
Then he nodded with satisfaction, "Safe!"
As he spoke, he straightened his back and planned to stand up.
As a result, her waist was barely one centimeter straighter.
The next second, the whole person was pushed back by the weight of Mount Tai.
Because she got up too hard, she was knocked down completely by the collision.
Just like a little turtle, lying there on all fours.
It's embarrassing no matter how you look at it!
Jun Wan: "…………"
Damn it, what kind of annual social death scene is this!
She lay down decisively and buried her face in her arms.
When Movie Emperor Mu saw his wife fall, he became anxious and didn't care about the life or death of others.
In order to prevent his wife from being crushed into a meat pie, Movie Emperor Mu quickly turned sideways and shifted his center of gravity.
With another strong force on his shoulders, he directly threw away a bunch of human-shaped pendants attached to his back.
Then the door of the cabin clanged and was completely knocked open.
Immediately afterwards, a string of guests fell into the room one after another like dumplings and rolled all over the floor.
There were wailing sounds in the cabin.
Jiang Sheng: "Ji Xiaomeng, you are sitting on my waist!"
Ji Mengmeng: "Oh my kidney~"
Lu Ziqian: "That's liver..."
Ruan Lianxi: "Hey, my goddess baggage is all gone~"
"........."
Everyone got up from the ground in disgrace.
Ye Wanru rubbed her buttocks and asked angrily: "Who kicked my butt just now?"
"It's me!!" A roar surged from Jun Wan's mouth to the roof.
Ye Wanru trembled in fright, and immediately screamed: "You, why are you kicking me? It's too harsh..."
Jun Wan glared at her angrily, her little face turned purple with pain.
After a long time, she yelled back angrily: "Who asked you to sit on my face?!"
Ye Wanru felt guilty. No wonder she felt like there was someone under her butt just now.
It turned out that it was Jun Wan's head that was sitting there.
Ye Wanru couldn't help but glance at the sitting head.
Jun Wan noticed her gaze and became even more angry: "You're still looking, you're still looking!"
Ye Wanru quibbled in a low voice: "Then my butt is also injured. It must be bruised and it hurts all the time."
Jun Wan: "Is your butt or my face more important?!
I live by my face, and my face is precious. Can you afford to pay for it if I break my seat? "
Ye Wanru knew she was wrong: "I'm sorry, compared to my butt, your face is more important."
As a female star, face is indeed very precious.
――【…………】
--[No, I can't hold it in anymore, go laugh for a while, don't spray me! 】
--【I also……】
――【They are both "eggs", face and butt, who is nobler than the other? 】
――【You can’t say that. If you have a good face, others will say you look good if you expose it, but if you dare to expose your butt, others will just call you a pervert! 】
――【To sum up, my face still smells better! 】
When Mu Hanye heard that Jun Wan was being used as a cushion, his face turned dark.
He held his wife's face and examined it carefully.
After finding out that he was not injured, he breathed a sigh of relief, but the look in Ye Wanru's eyes was cold.
Jun Wan is not such a stingy person.
Since she didn't mean it and she apologized, let's forgive her for now.
It’s important to get down to business!
She grabbed Mu Hanye's hand and walked to the mirror placed in the center.
I found the prepared fairy wand, took out the card inside, and was about to recite the lines.
From the corner of his eye, he glanced to the side and saw the faces of Bagua who stretched their necks to take a peek.
Jun Wan covered the card: "..."
How did Director Guo come up with such sticky lines?
In front of so many people, she felt a sense of shame rushing over her face before she could even read it.
His eyebrows were knotted with worry.
Jun Wan took a few deep breaths to cheer herself up.
Then he looked at Mu Hanye with an expression as if he was ready to die, "Let's begin!"
Mu Hanye nodded amusedly: "Yeah."
For Movie Emperor Mu, this line was easy for him to say. After all, it was exactly what he wanted to say the most.
"Then I'll start." Mu Hanye looked at her.
Jun Wan: "...Okay."
Movie Emperor Mu opened the card gracefully, and a deep magnetic voice slowly escaped from his throat: "Baby, you are my little sweetheart, so what am I to you?"
Jun Wan closed her eyes and roared loudly: "You are my little biscuit, hurry up and get into my bowl, I will eat you in one bite!"
After a second of silence, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
――【Ye Qing is back! The Mary Sue idol drama from 20 years ago had such embarrassing lines! 】
――【Yes, yes, and at that time I thought it was so romantic that I was dying of it】
――[No wonder my sister Wan is so loveless, she is a tough guy, too boring to be her ribbon! 】
――【What you said, doesn’t it mean that my best actor and actor are not fierce? 】
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