Quick Travel, Miao Miao’s Villain Cannon Fodder Rescue Plan

"Great, great!"

He Xuan almost gritted his teeth to squeeze out these two words, his voice so low that it seemed to float out from the underworld.

He looked down at the large wet mark on his robe, and a ghostly aura surged in his heart for a moment.

The culprit was sitting on his lap, with his little face tilted up innocently, blinking his big watery eyes, and mumbling "ah-ah-ah" with his little mouth, as if asking him what he wanted him to do.

If there wasn't a wet spot under her butt, He Xuan would have almost been fooled by her well-behaved appearance.

Two months have passed since Miaomiao was picked up. The little guy is now ten months old. I don’t know if it’s because the Taoist temple has abundant spiritual energy or what, but Miaomiao has grown faster than ordinary children and can already walk a few steps by holding on to something.

Ever since she learned to walk, this little girl has been like an explorer, exploring the Taoist temple inside and out. Even Shouyi is not as familiar with the temple as she is. She knows exactly which corner has spider webs and which floor tiles are uneven.

And now, it was obvious that she had found a new way to have fun - peeing in her pants, and she did it precisely on He Xuan.

"The fourth time." He Xuan said with a cold face, emphasizing each word, "This is the fourth time you have peed on me."

Miaomiao was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation. Seeing him staring at her, she thought he was playing with her. She giggled and stretched out her little hands to grab his face, babbling, "Wow! Ahhh!"

He Xuan: “…”

With a gloomy face, he made hand gestures with one hand, and the ghost energy around him dissipated. In an instant, he changed into a clean robe. He also pulled off Miaomiao's wet diaper and used the ghost energy to condense a wet cloth to wipe her butt. His movements were so skillful that it made people feel distressed.

Her butt felt refreshed, and Miaomiao twisted her body comfortably. She stretched out her little arms and hugged He Xuan's neck directly. Her furry little head rubbed his chest affectionately, and she hummed softly twice, as if she was acting coquettishly.

He Xuan looked at her coldly: "Don't think that you will be alright if you act like a spoiled child."

Is he the kind of person who would be shaken by a few words of coquettishness from a cub?

Miaomiao looked up innocently and blinked her eyes: "Ahhh!"

He Xuan: "Third time is the limit. You must accept the punishment."

Miaomiao grinned and grabbed one of He Xuan's fingers with her little hand: "Hahahaha——"

She didn't understand at all and even thought he was teasing her. She tilted her head and smiled at him happily, with a trace of crystal saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth.

"..."

He Xuan stared at her for a long while, and finally snorted coldly. He picked her up by the back of her collar, floated her into the yard, and stuffed her directly into the bamboo cage that Shouyi had just woven.

It was originally used to imprison disobedient spiritual birds, but now it has become Miaomiao's "reflection cage".

Miaomiao was suddenly locked up. She was stunned for a moment, holding the bamboo bars with her little hands, and looked around curiously, thinking it was some new game.

The chubby face was pressed against the cage, and the soft flesh was squeezed out.

Shouyi heard the noise and poked his head out of the alchemy room. Seeing this, his beard twitched: "Why did you lock Miaomiao in a cage?"

He Xuan said coldly: "This is the fourth time she has peed on me."

Shouyi: “…So?”

He Xuan: "Punishment."

Shouyi looked at Miaomiao, who was clapping the bars of the cage excitedly, and then looked at He Xuan, who had a stern face. After holding it in for a long time, he finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "She seems to like your punishment?"

Sure enough, Miaomiao was crawling around in the cage, having a lot of fun. In the end, she stood up by holding the railing and waved at He Xuan: "Aiya! Ah!"

Let’s play together.

He Xuan: “…”

He turned and walked away expressionlessly, deciding that he didn't want to see the brat again today.

This little brat must be his unlucky star, otherwise why would he feel chest tightness and shortness of breath when he sees her?

However, before he took three steps, a muffled "bang" sound came from behind him, followed by Miaomiao's loud cry.

The little guy didn't stand steadily and sat down, hitting his head.

He Xuan paused.

Almost instantly, He Xuan flashed back to the cage, pulled out the crying little girl, and checked the red mark on her head with a cold face.

Miaomiao was crying so hard that she was hiccuping. Her little hands were tightly clutching his clothes, and her tears were all on his chest. She looked so pitiful.

He Xuan was silent for a moment, and finally squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth: "...I really owe you in my previous life."

Shouyi shook his head and sighed, "Master Ghost King, your punishment is quite effective, isn't it?"

He Xuan: "Shut up."

Just because he can't do anything with this brat doesn't mean he can't do anything with others.

He Xuan tried to comfort the little guy:

"Don't cry, you hit it yourself, what's there to cry about?"

Shouyi: "..."

"Listen to yourself, are you sure you're trying to comfort me?"

He Xuan was slightly embarrassed.

"So what else can we do?"

The Ghost King, who had never comforted anyone before, asked helplessly.

"Come, give me the child."

Shouyi took the crying little cub and coaxed it with an ooh: "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, the cage is broken, and it hurt our Miaomiao, didn't it?"

Sure enough, the little kid who was crying the last second immediately nodded and responded with sobs.

Yes, the cage is broken.

Hit Miaomiao and break the cage.

"Then let's beat it up, it's a broken cage."

As he said that, Shouyi reached out and hit the cage, looking like someone who indulged the child without any bottom line.

The little guy's eyes were sparkling with tears. When he saw Shouyi doing this, he reached out his little hand and hit him too.

He Xuan: “…”

"What is this? Putting the blame on someone else?"

Even though He Xuan himself was not a reasonable person, he was confused by Shouyi's logic.

"What are you standing there for? Come over here and fight."

Shouyi rolled his eyes at He Xuan.

He Xuan pursed his lips, and finally gave in, stepping forward and giving him a light beating.

In an instant, the cage turned to ashes and was blown away by the wind.

"..."

There was silence.

He Xuan realized later that he seemed to have not restrained his strength just now.

Shouyi stared at He Xuan, the corners of his mouth twitching.

"He Xuan! I asked you to beat it, not to destroy it."

"You have to compensate me for the cage!"

He had just finished writing it.

He Xuan knew he was in the wrong, "I'll make a new one and give it back to you."

"Hmph, you're the best." Shouyi snorted coldly and stuffed the fat kid with shining eyes in his arms to He Xuan.

The scene just now gave the little guy a great shock. Miaomiao touched He Xuan's hand and looked left and right, extremely curious.

If you touch it, the cage will be gone.

Amazing!

The cub's admiration made He Xuan feel a little uneasy. He pinched the little guy's soft face and said, "Next time, when Shouyi is not around, I'll demonstrate it to you again."

"He Xuan! I heard it!"

A Taoist priest appeared.