Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System
Chapter 924: Abnormal Dragon
Everyone was shocked.
The drunkards seemed to be doused with a basin of cold water. Their groggy heads instantly became clear, and they ran away as if they had seen a murderer.
Jing Fantian looked at this scene, touched his head, and looked at Diona in confusion: "Do I look like someone who kills innocent people indiscriminately?"
Diona was like a kitten with its fur standing on end, fiercely holding the cocktail shaker to protect herself.
"Evil dragon, don't come over here, or I will bite you."
Eula said to Miss Margaret apologetically, "I'm sorry, Miss Margaret, it's my fault that all your guests ran away."
Miss Margaret smiled. She was not afraid of Jing Fantian's mighty power.
"No need to apologize, Eula. It is our honor to have your Highness patronize our shop."
"Diona, quickly take out all the cocktail ingredients you have collected and mix a drink that will make His Highness drunk!"
Jing Fantian smiled at Diona: "Diona, if you can make me drunk, I can fulfill one of your wishes."
Diona's eyes sparkled. "Really? Even if it means destroying the entire Mondstadt brewing industry?"
Jing Fantian nodded: "Of course."
Diona pointed at Jing Fantian and challenged him: "Okay, okay, don't leave. Wait for my challenge."
Jing Fantian nodded: "I accept your challenge."
Miss Margaret invited Jing Fantian and Youla to sit down and served them a dessert.
She said to Jing Fantian like a caring elder sister: "Your Highness, I haven't seen you for half a year, and you have grown so tall."
Jing Fantian smiled and said, "One day without seeing you feels like three years have passed. It's nothing that I'm a little taller after not seeing you for half a year."
Miss Margaret smiled, then said a little embarrassedly: "Your Highness, our Cat's Tail Tavern has borrowed your reputation, please forgive me."
"My reputation?"
Jing Fantian was a little puzzled.
Eula explained, "The wine that Diona prepared earlier made you drunk, and the Cat's Tail Tavern spread the news, causing the sales of this tavern to suddenly rival the Angel's Gift."
Jing Fantian ate a dessert and said nonchalantly, "It's okay. After all, that's the truth. The drink Diona made did make me drunk."
"I really want to get drunk again. When people are drunk, they talk a lot and get rid of all the worries that are pent up in their chests."
Lady Margaret asked, "Does someone like Your Highness have troubles?"
Youla turned her gaze to Jing Fantian.
This guy is usually crazy, but he has his own troubles just like everyone else.
Eula likes to drink, especially cold wine, because she was once caught between her family and the Knights Templar and was looked down upon.
He has to endure threats from his family as well as questioning from prejudiced people.
On days like this, the only solace I could get was Amber's concern and the cool, refreshing wine.
Drinking cool wine can help your mind breathe and won’t be hurt by pent-up depression.
Also, when you are drunk you won’t think about those annoying things.
It's not that she has troubles, everyone has troubles. Even the cheerful Klee often feels troubled by being locked up in the solitary confinement room.
So what is Jing Fantian’s trouble?
Youla focused all her attention on Jing Fantian's face.
Senior Alice said that there will be a great disaster in Teyvat, and the ones who can save it are Brahma and Ying.
The rise and fall of the entire world rests on Brahma's shoulders, so he must be carrying a lot!
Jing Fantian said to Miss Margaret with a somewhat sad face: "Miss Margaret, I have a lot of troubles. My father will never give up the throne. As long as he doesn't die, I will be the prince all my life."
"And my women all have distinct personalities, and they won't tolerate me marrying more than one."
"Resentment from Eula, +100 constellation points."
Youla was furious and pinched Jing Fantian's ear with one hand: "You guy, I thought your trouble was the safety of the world, but I didn't expect it was power and women."
"I shouldn't have expected anything from you."
Jing Fantian cried out in pain: "Eula! Men's troubles are power and women!"
"As long as these two problems are solved, there will be no more worries."
Miss Margaret smiled, covering her mouth.
Diona ran up with a cocktail shaker, looking menacing: "Evil Dragon, I'll add the poison my father uses for hunting, and I don't believe I can't make you drunk."
Diona carefully poured the cocktail in the cocktail shaker into the glass.
Jing Fantian took it and drank it in one gulp.
Diona watched expectantly.
But Jing Fantian pursed his lips, exclaimed in praise of the good wine and then drank it.
Diona was a little disappointed: "Impossible, Dad's poison can even kill wild animals."
Miss Margaret touched Diona's head and said, "Diona, you are so lovely. Your father's poison is just a paralytic poison."
"Even if a person is hit, the body will just become numb and the movements will become abnormal. It's a bit unrealistic for you to think of fighting a dragon."
Diona pushed Miss Margaret's hand away and said with a headache: "Strong poisons are controlled by the Knights. I can't get them at all."
Eula smiled and said, "Diona, forget it. The poison is dangerous. You must not touch it."
Diona said uncomfortably: "But I really want to destroy Mond's wine industry!"
Jing Fantian glanced at her and said, "Can any material be used to make fine wine? Then—"
Diona quickly interrupted him: "Don't talk about your weird materials."
Jing Fantian was puzzled: "Do you know what I am going to say?"
Diona put her hands on her hips and said, "What good material can a vulgar dragon like you come up with?"
Jing Fantian said: "My dragon urine can cure all diseases."
"Bah, who would use your urine to make wine? No matter how magical it is, others will be disgusted!"
Diona said angrily.
Jing Fantian smiled and said, "Wouldn't this achieve your goal? No one would dare to drink wine made from urine. This way you can destroy Mond's wine industry."
"..."
Diona remained silent. She understood the logic, but this was too disgusting.
"But there are a lot of perverts in this world. Even if you use urine to make a drink, there will be people who will drink it. What's more, it comes from Diona's hand, so the drink won't have a fishy smell."
Diona looked at Jing Fantian in confusion: "Who, who would be so mean?"
Diona looked at Jing Fantian in shock: "It can't be you?"
Jing Fantian nodded, then looked at Eula with some anticipation.
"Resentment from Eula, +100 constellation points."
Youla noticed Jing Fantian's eyes and took a defensive stance: "You bastard, don't try to use me to do weird things."
Jing Fantian said, "Give it a try! Eula, people often say that wine is horse urine, horse urine, but in fact, the taste of wine is no different from urine."
"The only difference is the owner of the urine. A beautiful girl like you even has a fragrant urine."
"Come on, let Diona make me a cocktail!"
"Resentment from Eula, +100 constellation points."
"Grudge from Diona, +100 constellation points."
"From..."
It’s against the will of heaven. It’s against the will of heaven.
The three looked at Jing Fantian in shock.
According to legend, dragons are very noble and do not bother to focus on mortal beings.
But the dragon Jing Fantian? !
Apart from being perverted, the legendary dragon Durin is not as evil as it.
It is simply the evil of this world.
Youla quickly grabbed Jing Fantian's mouth and said, "You pervert, Diona is not yet an adult, you will pollute the child."
"Okay, okay, I won't mention it. I won't mention it."
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