Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

Jing Fantian was still chattering: "Shala, if it doesn't taste good, why don't you just eat it? Why force yourself?"

Kujo Sara shook his head: "There is no such thing as something that the general personally makes that is not tasty."

Jing Fantian asked: "Then why did you faint?"

Kujo Sara said stubbornly, "That's because the food made by the general is too delicious. The taste buds of mortals cannot bear the weight of a god."

Jing Fantian praised: "The taste buds of mortals cannot bear the weight of gods, General Tengu, what you said is very profound."

"Do you want to eat Yingla's poop?"

"Resentment from Kujo Sara, +100 constellation points."

"Damn it, you bastard."

Kujo Sara swung his fist and hit over.

Jing Fantian caught it easily. He smiled and said, "Sala, don't call me General Tiangou anymore. Call me General Licking Dog!"

"You refuse to accept Ying's shortcomings. You only believe in what you think in your heart. Ying is perfect in your eyes."

Kujo Sara threw another punch: "General, she is perfect. She will never have any weaknesses."

Jing Fantian moved aside to avoid the fist of Jiu Tiao Sha Luo, and then said: "No, no, no, as long as it is called life, this individual is not perfect."

"Like my father, Rock God Morax, who has now become a social loser who just eats and waits for death. Every day he either walks his birds and fights crickets, or he goes around looking for food."

“Even the truth from the highest heaven will have loopholes when revising the rules.”

"God is just a person with great power who can endure loneliness."

Kujo Sara has his own view of God: "No, the General is not. The General is perfect, always has been, and always will be."

Jing Fantian shook his head: "Sha Luo, I misjudged you. You have been caught up in the frenzy of Ying and cannot hear anything that is unfavorable to Ying."

"Your fanaticism is a disease. You must cure it, otherwise you will never be able to enter Ying's heart."

"To enter the General's heart?"

Kujo Sara was silent for a moment and stopped attacking Jing Fantian.

Kapachili was watching on the roof. She was a little curious about what Jing Fantian and Kujo Sara were talking about.

How come she can't understand a word?

Jing Fantian imparted his knowledge to Kujo Sara like an emotional expert.

"Sa Luo, think about how you should communicate with Ying. Is he a perfect general who is high above and out of touch with the world? Or is he a Ying who loves desserts, light novels, and hides at home when he encounters a problem?"

"..."

Kujo Sara was silent for a moment, but she was not completely numb in front of Ying.

Kujo Sara already knew that Ying loved eating desserts and reading light novels.

Jing Fantian came over and said, "If you insist that Ying is perfect, then you will never be able to enter Ying's heart in your life. What Ying needs is a companion who can keep her calm."

"Think about it, when you were in the shogunate, did you ever persuade General Raiden to abolish the Eye Hunting Order?"

Kujo Sara shook his head: "No."

Jing Fantian smiled: "That's right, you keep obeying Ying, acting meticulously and loyally in front of her, but Ying cares about Huangmao."

"How to say?"

"The yellow-haired one is Ying! Ying has been staying in the Pure Land of One Heart for five hundred years. Even her best friend Shen Zi would not open her heart to her, but she has feelings for the yellow-haired one and actually lets her into her spiritual sanctuary."

Jing Fantian described.

"fluorescent?!"

……

"Ah!"

In the ruins of the Wind Dragon, Ying and Paimon were walking in the strong wind.

Ying suddenly sneezed for no apparent reason.

Paimon was a little worried: "Did you catch a cold from the strong wind?"

Ying shook her head: "No, it's inexplicable, I guess someone is slandering me."

Paimon rubbed his head and said, "Who could it be? He likes to say bad things about others behind their backs."

Ying thought, "It must be that big bad dragon Brahma."

Paimon agreed, "Yes, it must be that bad dragon Brahma. Among all the people we have come into contact with, the mages of the Abyss Cult are more educated than him."

Paimon became a little distressed as he spoke: "The bad dragon Brahma might be lingering in Inazuma's land of gentleness, eating so many delicious foods."

"Ying, why did you reject Wendy's invitation? Why don't we go to the Seven Gods Banquet together?"

Ying shook her head, "Dain said that the Seven Gods cannot be trusted. I have important things to do and cannot waste time."

"All right!"

Paimon responded.

"Okay, okay, after we finish investigating the Wind Dragon Ruins, I'll take you to eat delicious food when we get back. This time, we'll go to the most luxurious restaurant in Mondstadt. We'll only eat expensive food, not the right food."

"Oh yeah!"

Paimon jumped up happily, then became a little confused: "Ying, where did you get Mora from!"

Ying smiled: "Brahma has business in Mond, we put all the accounts on his head."

……

"So, what should be done?"

Kujo Sara asked for advice.

Jing Fantian instructed: "Sha Luo, you should be a loyal and honest minister, not a flatterer or a foolish minister who only knows how to please others."

"I have been with Ying for such a long time, and I have discovered one of her characteristics. That is, Ying likes non-mainstream people, especially those who go against her."

"what?!"

Kujo Sara's eyes widened.

"Don't believe it yet."

Jing Fantian explained: "Think about it, why does Ying prefer Huangmao so much? It's because Ying is special and can bring her a different experience."

"It's the same for me. You see, I did so many great things in front of Ying. Ying taught me a lesson but didn't kill me. This proves that she likes me in her heart."

"Resentment from Kujo Sara, +100 constellation points."

"I bother!"

Kujo Sora didn't believe it.

Jing Fantian smiled and said, "Sha Luo, I can do whatever I want in front of Ying, but you can't. This is the difference between us."

"Humph, twisted logic!"

The nine Saras no longer listened to Jing Brahma.

Just then Jiuqi Shinobu called them.

"Brahma, Sara, the food is ready, come and eat!"

"Capachili, can you become smaller? The general and I have also made one."

Kapachili quickly replied: "Yes, yes!"

Kapachili's body shrank several times and turned into a purple eagle about the size of a puppy, following Jing Fantian and the nine Saras to get a free meal.

She thought they had forgotten her, but she didn't expect that the general still remembered her.

Kapachili's eyes were filled with tears. She could never repay the general's kindness!

Shinobu Kuki and Ying prepared a table full of delicious food, which was a compliment to Ying.

Ying didn't do anything in the kitchen. Even the vegetables she cut were so bumpy that it looked horrible.

But it did make a contribution after all.

Jing Fantian sat down, saying auspicious words one after another: "Aren, Ying, the dishes you cook are so delicious. You will definitely be good wives and mothers in the future."

Ying put the food in front of Jing Fantian: "Stop talking, eat quickly."

"Good good!"

Jing Fantian picked up a piece of tempura and had an immediate reaction when he put it in his mouth.

"Ah - it's the smell of mom! Mom!"