Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

"Ms. Alice!"

"Xiao Palace!"

Xiao Gong looked at Ms. Alice with surprise: "Ms. Alice, it really is you!"

Alice also became happy: "Xiao Gong, long time no see."

Alice once ventured to Inazuma, a year or two ago, before Inazuma issued a national isolation order.

Alice came to Inazuma and Yoshimiya to experiment with a very dangerous fireworks formula, and was caught by Kujo Sara, who gave Yoshimiya and Alice a good scolding.

Later, after knowing Alice's terrible destructive power, Kujo Sara kept a close eye on Alice, inseparable from her. Eventually, he fell into her trap and was injured by the explosion when Alice was mixing potion in the imperial kitchen.

Alice and Xiao Gong were very happy to see old friends again.

"Come, Xiaogong, let me introduce you to my daughter, Keli. Call her sister Xiaogong."

"Your sister Xiao Gong also likes to play with bombs!"

"(⊙o⊙)Wow!"

Keli was immediately surprised, and stomped her feet and rushed to Xiaogong as if she had found a soulmate.

"Sister Xiao Gong, do you like playing with bombs too?"

"..."

Xiao Gong smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to respond to the lovely Klee.

The fireworks she likes are not bombs. There is a difference between fireworks dealers and terrorists, and the difference lies in the power of bombs.

Yae Shenzi smiled and said, "Alice, Xiao Palace's fireworks and Klee's bombs are not the same thing."

Jing Fantian pouted beside him: "How come it's not the same thing? Keli, let me ask you, do you like playing with bombs because the bouncing bombs look pretty when they explode?"

Klee nodded: "Klee likes the roar and fireworks of explosions."

Jing Fantian smiled and said, "Aren't these the fireworks of Xiao Palace? Keli, your sister Xiao Palace also likes to play with bombs, but she likes to set off her bombs at night and in the crowd. The sound is very intimidating."

Keli was stunned. "You like to set it off in the crowd? Aren't you afraid of being put in solitary confinement? Captain Qin said that if I set it off in the crowd, he would put me in solitary confinement for life."

The Eightfold Divine Son was speechless. Jing Fantian was simply teaching the child bad habits.

Ms. Alice did not try to stop him, and looked as if she was eager to create chaos.

What a witch!

Yae Shinko touched Klee's little head and said, "Klee, there is a kind of bomb that is for viewing. It is called firecrackers, also known as fireworks. It is set off during festivals for people to watch."

"Everyone likes the colorful lights of fireworks exploding in the night sky, which represents good meaning."

Klee has rarely, if ever, seen fireworks.

There are no fireworks in Mondstadt. Fireworks are basically only spread in Liyue and Inazuma, and they are only available on holiday nights.

It is not easy for foreigners to see it.

Klee arrived late for the fireworks set off by Inazuma and missed the fireworks at the Night Palace perfectly.

At this moment, she was full of curiosity about Xiaogong's fireworks: "Really? Did many people really watch Sister Xiaogong's bombs? They won't put Sister Xiaogong in solitary confinement."

With Klee around, the atmosphere on the tatami instantly became Makkabaka.

Although a little childish, everyone felt greatly relaxed. The adult world is full of reason and brains and is far from as simple as that of children.

This kind of topic that doesn't require any thinking and is played with children is very comfortable.

Kirara and Kamisato Ayaka both like Klee a little.

This is a very spiritual little girl.

In Liyue, this is the seedling of the immortal family, and God is chasing him to feed him.

Xiao Gong wiped the dessert residue from Ke Li's mouth. She smiled and said, "Ke Li, what Sister Xiao Gong played with was not a bomb, but fireworks."

"Sister Xiaogong's fireworks explode in the sky, so they won't hurt the people watching the fireworks below, so it's safe."

"But there will be accidents. If the building is too high, the fireworks will explode on the building."

"But I think in all of Teyvat, only Xumi and Fontaine have buildings that are frighteningly tall. Be careful when setting off fireworks in these two places."

Xumi is built on a huge tree. Fireworks are strictly prohibited in Xumi City. Setting off fireworks there is arson.

When the forest patrol team sees this kind of arsonist, they must enforce the law with warmth and use the baton with force.

The architecture of Fontaineland is closest to that of modern cities. People live on high floors, and setting off fireworks would disturb the residents there.

Kelly looked at it in confusion.

Jing Fantian snapped his fingers: "Keli, that's it!"

There was a bang.

A huge firework exploded outside the Naruto Shrine, spreading in the sky and turning into the shape of a cartoon doll of Klee.

Klee understood it immediately: "Wow, so that's how it is. Are these fireworks? So beautiful."

Everyone looked at the cartoon fireworks rising out of nowhere.

Xiao Gong's eyes were full of longing: "It's so beautiful, fireworks can be made like this. It seems that my thinking is not open enough. Brahma, thank you."

"You've opened a path for me. I want to develop fireworks that can explode into a human figure."

"It would be best if it were the image of the Shogun. If the Shogun is happy, the shogunate will never embarrass my fireworks shop again."

Jing Fantian was stunned: "Xiaogong, you already have the sun during the day, so let the sky rest for a while at night!"

Xiao Gong was a little confused. He didn't realize that Jing Fantian was mocking the Shogunate's General Lei Dian.

Yae Shenzi couldn't help laughing and said teasingly: "Brahma, what are you talking about? The general should not only shine and heat during the day, but also dispel the darkness for us at night."

Alice followed suit and laughed, but Kamisato Ayaka and Kirara didn't dare to laugh.

Boy, that's not funny.

Keli was somewhat concerned about what Xiao Gong had just said: "Sister Xiao Gong, why is the Shogunate trying to embarrass you?"

Xiao Gong explained: "Well, how should I put it? It's not to embarrass me on purpose. It's because the shogunate closed the country during that time and the atmosphere became a little conservative. Fireworks exploded in the night sky in an instant, and they couldn't be kept. The shogunate didn't like things that couldn't be kept."

"don't know!"

Keli was still a little confused, as a child couldn't understand Xiaogong's profound words.

Jing Fantian explained simply: "The general of the castle tower is a big idiot. She said that the noise of fireworks is too loud, so she ordered that fireworks are not allowed to be set off in Inazuma at night."

Keli understood immediately, and her face showed resentment: "General Lei Dian is a big villain, even worse than Captain Qin."

Child, this is not something you can talk about!

Kamisato Ayaka and Kirara Ryo's faces changed immediately. How dare they say that the general was a bad guy? Do you want purple pomelo instead of brown orange? Do you want to eat purple eggs?

Alice also felt that what Klee said made sense, but it was too disrespectful to Thor.

She wanted to say something but gave up. How could she wash General Lei Dian?

"Keli, you can't say that again, or your mother will be put in solitary confinement with you."

"why?"

Klee was puzzled again, children are at the stage of constructing their own worldview.

Alice explained: "Because Captain Qin is only the leader of the Knights, and General Raiden is the god of Inazuma. As mortals, we cannot judge the merits and demerits of gods at will."

Keli recited slowly: "Mortals cannot judge the merits and demerits of gods?"

Jing Fantian picked up Keli and said, "Aunt Alice, Keli doesn't have to accept your rules of the game. She should just release her nature unrestrainedly like me."

"If there's a mountain ahead, climb it. If there's a sea ahead, cross it. If there's a palace ahead, blow it up with cannons."

"Come on, Keli, shout with me."

"General Raiden is a big stupid pig—"