Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

Peak Summoner 8 [Lü Bu]: [If you are unlucky even though you are playing like that in the mid lane, then I am even more unlucky. When the opponent's mid laner came to the top lane to support, did you signal? Did you come to support? Do you know that I had an advantage in the early stage when I was laning against the opponent's confrontation lane? Or was I dragged down by you four x! ]

Peak Summoner 8 [Lü Bu]: [Oxen and horses.]

Peak Summoner 8 [Lü Bu]: [I'd better go with the six-point shot. There's no way out if I follow you guys. ]

Peak Summoner 9 [Sun Bin]: [Damn it. Isn't it just a disadvantage? Can you guys not be so negative? Have you never played a disadvantageous game before? The crystal hasn't fallen yet, and the opponent hasn't won. ]

Peak Summoner 9 [Sun Bin]: [Can you please stop playing so badly? I am very important in this round. ]

Peak Summoner 10 [Luban No. ]: [Why do you choose Sun Bin? What’s the use of Sun Bin? You don’t even know how to play Sun Bin? You might as well choose Zhang Fei. ]

Peak Summoner 8 [Lü Bu]: [How dare you say that as a support? Aren't you the worst? What's the point? If it's important, just surrender early and start the next round early. The opponent's A-li takes 1500 HP with a single attack, what can you do to resist? You can say this because I have to bear the damage, not you, right? ]

Peak Summoner 6 [Mai Shiranui]: [Support, don't cry either. What were you doing as a healer during that teamfight? Did you stay home for the New Year? ]

Peak Summoner 7 [Han Xin]: "You played with your life and you are not as good as the opponent's Yao. What qualifications do you have to criticize us? You are still confident that we can win. How do you win? With your 0-0 record and the bottom economy?"

Sun Bin: "..." He originally really wanted to persuade his teammates to adjust their mentality and play the game properly, but who knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, these people actually fired at him.

He was already angry enough to play in the peak game with all his strength and then meet teammates with such a poor performance. Who knew that these teammates would have the nerve to say that to him? What's the point of pressing the treatment button when the person is dead? Resurrect the corpse?

Sun Bin didn't want to tell his teammates anymore, so he just played badly: [It's my bad luck to meet you guys, just shoot 6 points. There's no need to play.]

……

Lu Cishu and Ji Qinglin didn't know that the opponent had been broken into a quarrel because they had frequently killed the opponent's heroes without being caught once.

The two of them were still quietly clearing the other side's jungle area - in just ten minutes, Gongsun Li's economy was already over 9000, while the highest economy on the other side was just over 5500, and Lu Cishu's economy was higher than that person's! Currently, his economy ranked second in their team.

Then, a slightly proud voice of "Qing" came from the game microphone: "How about it? Help me with my future~"

Lu Cishu's current economy is higher than the jungler in the team. Even if he closes his eyes, he can't say anything against his will, so he can only reluctantly say: "Hmm..."

As if he couldn't tell that he was actually reluctant, Ji Qinglin asked again: "Then will you still help me next time we meet?"

Lu Cishu: "..." He was particularly sensitive: "Whose brother are you saying you are?"

Ji Qinglin: "..." What a kid, he can't take advantage of me at all - I clearly called him "brother" [although I actually called him his game ID], why is he so stingy? He doesn't even call me brother.

Thinking this in his heart, Ji Qinglin reacted quickly and changed his words: "Okay, then next time we meet, will you still help me?"

"..." Lu Cishu replied perfunctorily: "Let's talk about it later."

Ji Qinglin: "What are you talking about~" He said: "If you are a man, just give the answer directly. Why are you being so unclear?"

Lu Cishu thought to himself - how many matches can I get? And he is not very good at playing the support role... He just said that he can't refresh the shield, and he actually has the nerve to ask me to play support for him again. Does he think he has no temper?

He said: "Yeah, well played, well played, but I don't."

He felt refreshed after hearing Lu Cishu's two compliments of "good job" that he thought these three words would be followed by "I'm willing, I'm willing" - after all, he had seen at least a hundred slaves over the years, if not a thousand, and who knew... Lu Cishu was not a slave.

Ji Qinglin: "..." He made a concession: "Then if we are matched in the peak competition, can you play as my assistant?"

In fact, Lu Cishu admitted that he was not as good at playing shooters as he was - and he also admitted what Ji Qinglin said to him the last time they were matched together, like "Next time I meet you, I can just play as a support." Even if Ji Qinglin didn't mention it himself, Lu Cishu was too embarrassed to show off in front of Guan Gong.

But who asked Ji Qinglin to be so serious and keep asking him? Lu Cishu couldn't help but want to tease him, so he deliberately said:

"That's not good~ What if I improve? If I improve and still play shooter for you, won't I be at a disadvantage?"

I thought Ji Qinglin would mention that I promised him last time that I would provide him with support whenever they were matched in the peak game, or that I couldn't possibly be as good as him at playing the development lane - Ji Qinglin's self-confidence was deeply felt in this game.

However, the two options he thought of that were more likely to happen did not appear. Ji Qinglin actually said something that was beyond his expectation:

"Is that so? Then we'll play solo once a week... If you win, I'll be your support whenever I'm matched with you in the peak match until I beat you again, okay?"

Hearing these words coming from the game microphone, Lu Cishu was dumbfounded - even if he had never met the person under the game account "Qing" in person, he could feel his true character from this game - he gave him a very arrogant and wild feeling, as if he was second and no one could be first. And this person... could actually say such words?

Is it really like what his mother said - that his feelings are never right?

In fact, Lu Cishu's feeling this time was accurate - Ji Qinglin was indeed that kind of person, so it was normal for him to be surprised that Ji Qinglin could say such words. In fact, not only was he surprised that "Qing" would say such words, "Qing" himself was also surprised that he could say such words.

He spoke too quickly, and by the time he reacted, Ji Qinglin could only hear dumbly: "I'll assist you, okay?"

"I'll help you, okay?"

"I'll help you, okay?"

"Is it okay to play support?"

"All right?"

After savoring the words carefully, Ji Qinglin felt that the hairs on his body stood up - why did he feel that... this short sentence sounded so flattering...

He actually went to ask this "Cishu brother" if he was good... Not to mention the fact that this person didn't play as well as himself, just mentioning what this person himself said, "I'll assist me when we meet in the future" - he shouldn't have asked this question.

And using this attitude... It feels like I'm trying to please him.

Ji Qinglin: "..." He frowned slightly - was he like this? Why was he like this - wasn't that Cishu's voice just a little bit better? Although his voice perfectly matched what he liked...

Ji Qinglin didn’t know why that person’s voice perfectly met his preferences... Anyway, when he heard that person’s voice, he felt that he liked it very much - if he didn’t like that person’s voice, he would not have treated him like this.

That person is so stubborn - if I say something to him, he will talk back to me fiercely... If his voice was any more unpleasant, how could I tolerate it?

Well... even if his voice is nice, it's actually quite magical that I can tolerate it - Ji Qinglin's attitude towards the elders among his relatives is not so good, but in the end, I can still tolerate him scolding me just because his voice is nice -

In fact, Ji Qinglin could understand why he endured his words against him - what's wrong with a boy with a nice voice having a little temper? It's normal.

It's just... it's just that how can I speak to "Cishu brother" in such a "flattering" tone - besides a nice voice, what else does he have? Is he half as good-looking as the boy across from me?

Ji Qinglin didn't know how it happened - when he was picking up the takeaway that day, he accidentally saw the boy opposite him, and he inexplicably remembered the boy's appearance.

Ji Qinglin didn't know why a man like himself could remember a boy's face so clearly - after so many years of studying, he couldn't even remember what the prettiest girl in the class looked like or what her name was - but he remembered the boy's appearance so clearly.

You can tell from the back - cough cough. Ji Qinglin coughed - he was really not a pervert, he didn't secretly follow his neighbor out of the house... He could see his neighbor's back and recognize him only because one morning when he got up and drew the curtains, he accidentally saw and recognized the back of Lu Cishu walking on the path outside the building with something in his hand.

Thinking of his neighbor across the street - Ji Qinglin held his cell phone and quietly glanced at the wall he was leaning against - the other side of the wall was the handsome guy's home.

Ji Qinglin: "..." He slowly retracted his hand which he had stretched out at some point in an attempt to knock on the wall.

Ji Qinglin thought: If the "Dictionary Brother" in the game looked half as good-looking as the neighbor across the street, it would be right for me to try to please him a little.

The moment this thought appeared in Ji Qinglin's mind and was recognized by his reason, Ji Qinglin was completely stunned -

What on earth was he thinking about!!! It was just a game, why would he think about his neighbor across the street? Why would he compare his game friends with his neighbor across the street?

He is just a stranger to me! Just a stranger! Why do I miss him all the time? And does adding him as a friend in the game have anything to do with his face? At most, it has something to do with his voice - his game friend obviously... obviously has more than just voice... and... his temper is also very interesting...

That's why he added this "Cishu Brother" as his friend, and why he kept sending him friend requests even when this "Cishu Brother" kept rejecting his friend requests! How could he add this person as his friend just because he thought his voice was similar to that of his neighbor across the street? And why did he keep adding this person as his friend?

Am I the kind of person who falls in love at first sight? Am I the kind of person who just licks the boots? !

Ji Qinglin said fiercely in his heart: "No!"

So even if he spoke to the game friend called "Cishu Brother" like this, there's nothing strange about it! I just decided to talk to him like this because of him! He has nothing to do with the person I imagined! Even if that "Cishu Brother" just has a nice voice, he actually weighs more than 200 pounds...

...Well, I haven't met him in person, so I can't say that. It's slandering him.

What if that person is really good-looking... maybe even looks exactly like the neighbor across the street... If we don't mention the "g" in the "brother" in the game ID, the name of "Cishu brother" would be "cs"... So when I went to throw away the garbage that day, I accidentally saw the name on the bag outside the neighbor's house -

His name is "lcs" - look! The two sounds are the same! Ji Qinglin selectively ignored the fact that he typed "lcs" more than 130 times on the keyboard, but the result was "Liu Chishang". He only thought about something that was so unlikely that the possibility was almost zero - what if this "Dictionary Brother" in the game was the boy on the other side?

Then…then it’s normal to say something like “Is that so? Then we’ll play solo once a week…if you win, I’ll be your support in every peak match until I beat you again in solo, okay?”

The boy next door seems very arrogant, and he's also my neighbor, so I have to build a good relationship with him. So what's wrong in being a little more accommodating to him?

After thinking this through, Ji Qinglin immediately came to his senses - so he raised his voice and said it again:

"What do you think? Brother Cishu~ If you think this is a good idea, just let me know~ If you don't think this is a good idea, I would also welcome you to continue to assist me~ Next time, I will definitely not say that your Yao can't refresh the shield~"

Road Dictionary: [(ー_ー)!!] He wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and thought to himself - why is the voice of this "Qing" getting weirder and weirder? It sounds like he's speaking in a coquettish voice - originally it sounded a bit like the "J" next door, but now it's completely different.

The "J" opposite looked very fierce at first glance - didn't I just take the wrong takeaway from him once? But he has been staring at me recently. Lu Cishu looked back several times and saw a man standing on the balcony of the guy opposite his floor, looking at him.

Although he didn't do anything, Lu Cishu always imagined in his mind that he wanted to stab himself.

How could such a person say such words in such a voice? Lu Cishu shook his head, threw away the speculation that had existed in his mind before, and then said casually:

"Okay."

Anyway, he wouldn't feel ashamed if he lost. "Qing" was the first in the peak competition, and he had never even been in the top ten of the peak competition. Isn't it normal for Solo to lose? If he wins... If he wins, he can get a top ten support in the peak competition for free.

Damn... so impressive!

Just thinking about it, Lu Cishu's heart was surging. He asked: "Why don't you just assist me? Give me a hand?"

If "Brother Cishu" was said to Ji Qinglin in a coquettish tone, Ji Qinglin would have subconsciously agreed when his mind was not so clear, and if he subconsciously agreed, he would not regret it, but now his mind is clear -

If "Brother Cishu" was really the neighbor across the street, Ji Qinglin would have agreed even if it wasn't the first time... Unfortunately, Ji Qinglin knew that "Brother Cishu" was not the boy across the street, and he had passed the first time, so she said ruthlessly:

"No."

Dream took a screenshot before entering the game and said that the top one was the one who specialized in assisting him to look cool: "..."