Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

Wait for him to lightly comb it!

Jiang Zhu is Lu Yunchuan's girlfriend, right?

The kind you just had a fight with, right?

So what is this in Lu Yunchuan's arms?

A bold mistress?

Wait!

Could it be that he and Jiang Zhu had a quarrel, so he used this woman to make Jiang Zhu angry?

Well, this kind of thing is indeed very common.

Father Xie felt that he had discovered the truth.

Hey, today's young people, when they have misunderstandings and don't know how to explain, they just know how to sulk at each other, and do some outrageous things to make each other jealous, in order to test each other's feelings.

As everyone knows, this will only push the other party further and further away.

Silly children!

Father Xie sighed and decided to be the peacemaker for the couple.

They say it’s better to tear down a bridge than break up a marriage, right?

"This young man." Father Xie said casually, "You just said that Miss Jiang is your girlfriend, then who is this in your arms?"

He estimated that since he had asked this question, Lu Yunchuan would definitely explain that the woman in his arms was just invited to act and to anger Jiang Zhu.

Then Jiang Zhu was shocked and asked him aggrievedly why he did this.

Lu Yunchuan said arrogantly that he was just to make her angry. Who told her not to take him to heart?

...

After such a tug, Jiang Zhuhui threw herself into Lu Yunchuan's arms and cried bitterly.

Then, with his help, the couple will reconcile.

what.

Perfect ending!

He is really a living Lei Feng!

As everyone knows, while Father Xie was waiting for the couple to cry bitterly and hug each other after the explanation, he heard Lu Yunchuan slowly but seriously pointing at Qiqi and saying:

"You mean her? She is my girlfriend."

"That's right, where does the overnight feud between lovers come from...wait a minute? What did you say?"

Father Xie was confused.

As if struck by lightning, he froze on the spot and didn't recover for a long time. The hand pointing at Qiqi was shaking:

"Who do you think she is?"

Lu Yunchuan casually held Qiqi in his arms: "My girlfriend, what's wrong?"

Father Xie finally came to his senses and pointed at Jiang Zhu with shaking fingers:

"Then...who is she? Didn't you just say that she was your little girlfriend?"

"She." Lu Yunchuan smiled half-heartedly, "Of course she is also my girlfriend."

Father Xie: "?"

Although it is said that Emperor E and Nv Ying worked together with the same husband, it is a good story.

but!

How modern!

Bigamy is illegal!

Even if you are not married yet, it is not illegal to have two girlfriends at the same time, but it is so immoral!

People can't, at least they shouldn't!

"How can you find two girlfriends?" Even an old feudal man like Father Xie couldn't stand it. "If you do this, it will make these two girls sad. No wonder Miss Jiang will follow Ignore you when you argue."

As soon as these words came out, Lu Yunchuan was surprised.

"Huh? Don't I have two girlfriends?"

Father Xie was relieved.

He knew that he must have misunderstood.

Lu Yunchuan will definitely explain clearly and reconcile with Jiang Zhu.

Just when he was about to continue being a good guy, he heard Lu Yunchuan speak unhurriedly:

"I now have a total of 99 girlfriends."

Father Xie: "?"

You boy, do you want to listen to what you are saying!

"99 girlfriends?"

Just treat yourself like a human being!

"Yes." Lu Yunchuan nodded, "But don't worry, they all know each other's existence, and they can accept it, and live in harmony, so anything you say that will make them sad will not exist at all."

"After all, I am such a charming person. It is only right that they fall in love with me and are willing to share it with other good sisters."

Father Xie's jaw dropped in shock: "Are you... so carefree?"

"No, no, no, I'm not a playboy." Lu Yunchuan smiled, "I just pay too much attention to every woman."

"I just want to give all women a home, what's wrong with me?"

Father Xie's face turned the color of pig liver.

I couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

Even a feudal man like him, who always felt that women were at fault, actually felt a little sympathy for Jiang Zhu at this moment.

He looked at Jiang Zhu and was silent for a long time:

"Be patient, it's the path you choose."

Jiang Zhu was happily eating a small cake: "?"

What did this little old man say?

She didn't know why, so she just picked up the cake and shook it at Father Xie:

"Little old man, would you like some cake? This cake is delicious!"

Father Xie paused for a moment, then nodded with satisfaction.

Not bad, good, can look at all this optimistically, and have no intention of rebellion.

well.

What a good woman.

"No thanks."

Jiang Zhu looked at Qiyuan again: "Small cake, do you want to eat it?"

Qi Yuan was wiping the table hard, feeling aggrieved and sad. When she saw Jiang Zhu caring about him, she was so moved that she almost cried. She nodded repeatedly:

"eat!"

Jiang Zhu picked up another small cake and walked over, handing it to Qi Yuan.

But as soon as the cake was handed out, it was intercepted.

Lu Yunchuan took a bite of the cake and curled his lips: "It's too sweet, it's unpalatable."

Qiyuan: "!"

Ah!

He snatched his little cake!

Hey!

You can kill this girl!

His eyes were blazing, and he was about to explode with rage.

Lu Yunchuan did not take him seriously. Instead, he leaned back and looked at Jiang Zhu teasingly:

"Xiao Jiang Zhu, as my little girlfriend, I think I should know more about you."

"After all, I still know nothing about you except your name."

Father Xie: "?"

This overly complicated relationship burned up his CPU.

Jiang Zhu glanced at him.

This kid, with what he said, he must be very sexy when he eats it, right?

She brought another small cake to Qi Yuan with her backhand. Seeing that Qi Yuan calmed down a little, she sat down and looked at Lu Yunchuan:

"Really? Then what do you want to know?"

Lu Yunchuan raised his eyebrows.

He knew that no matter how much Jiang Zhu showed no interest in him, she couldn't help but get close to him.

Hey.

This guy is so charming, I can't help it.

The corner of Lu Yunchuan's mouth raised: "What do you like to do most in your daily life? For example, which sport is your favorite? You know, no matter what you like, I can accompany you in the future."

Jiang Zhu held his chin: "Well, climbing a mountain."

"Mountain climbing?" Lu Yunchuan was very interested. "There are not many girls who like to climb mountains nowadays. It seems that you like fitness very much, or do you like the fresh air in the mountains?"

Jiang Zhu nodded: "Mountain climbing is indeed a physical and mental activity. For example, if you have an argument with someone on the mountain, you can just push the person down and relieve your anger without having to bury the body. It is very convenient."

As she spoke, the little girl grinned, revealing eight big white teeth:

"You just said you wanted to go hiking with me?"

Father Xie: "!"

What did you say you did to offend this living King of Hell?

He originally thought that Lu Yunchuan would be frightened when he encountered such a crazy group of people.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yunchuan didn't have any fear on his face. Instead, he leaned forward with quite a bit of momentum:

"Oh? Do you want to live and die with me?"

"Tsk, you love me so much."

Father Xie: "?"

Jiang Zhu: "?"

Qiyuan: "?"

Hey!

It's impossible for him!