The fake daughter robbed me of my luck, and I killed my whole family with my backhand.
Chapter 34 Dahuang, give one to Si Yingdi
"My question is, have we met before?"
Shi Qing blinked, then blinked again?
Have they met before?
isn't it?
Just his face, waist, legs, head and body, braised chicken legs...
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Shi Qing nodded firmly: "Yes, I have seen it."
Xie Jiuci's hand holding the water glass tightened unconsciously, and his eyes revealed a nervousness that even he himself had not noticed: "Oh?"
He seemed to say casually: "When did it happen?"
"Just the day before the show starts, in a dream."
She told the truth seriously: "I dreamed that Teacher Xie knocked on my door late at night and told me that you had braised a large pot of chicken legs and wanted to find someone to taste them. I readily agreed."
“Mr.
Xie Jiuci:! ! !
He shouldn't have expectations for her!
Braised chicken legs, braised chicken legs, she will go with her braised chicken legs!
Xie Jiuci's eyes were faint and his voice was also faint: "That's a coincidence. I also met Teacher Shi in my dream."
Shi Qing became interested: "What did you dream about me?"
Xie Jiuci chuckled: "I dreamed that you were too immersed in eating braised chicken legs, and then you fell into the pot of braised chicken legs and braised yourself."
"I happened to be passing by and fished you out."
"I saved you. I am your savior."
Shi Qing: "..."
【I will really laugh my head off! What a romantic dream about each other, why are these two people just braised chicken legs? 】
[Having said that, I have to mention the mysterious woman. Does anyone remember what the girl said to the actor before she left? It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember, I can repeat it again, Xie Yingdi said: Go back! head! Again! Give! you! halogen! Damn it! Isn't this a stone hammer? ! Who else dares to say that Shi Qing is not that mysterious woman? ! 】
"F*ck" words filled the screen, and everyone looked at Shi Qing and Xie Jiuci in a different way.
[Teacher Shi, look at my father Ci. He is handsome and handsome. You should marry him quickly to repay him for saving your life! 】
[What kind of blue and white porcelain CP? This is obviously braised chicken drumstick CP. Okay, come on, I’ll be a shark and I’ll add some extra to my CP! I want the spicy spicy one! 】
[The little hands with nowhere to rest, the eyes that hate steel but cannot be made into steel, oh! He really likes to be pampered. Sister Qing, just obey him! 】
Fortunately, Xie Jiuci didn't expect her to really think of him, and he was even a little glad that she really didn't recognize him.
So after asking, he leaned back into the bamboo chair again, touched the armrest of the chair with his fingertips and said, "Go on."
All for braised chicken legs...
Shi Qing stood up, folded his hands on his abdomen, and said with a smile: "Okay, Mr. Xie, let's continue now."
Turning around...
"Hahaha! But you let me catch you again!"
"Tell me, Teacher Bei Si, what are the good things in your trouser pocket?"
Si Lingxuan: Gudonggudonggudong!
It has to be said that Si Lingxuan's luck today is really very bad!
In the hour-long truth or dare that followed, he was drawn exactly twelve times!
Except for the one time when Shi Jinxiu drew him and asked him to avoid it, the other eleven times the guests all asked the same question: What are the good things?
Si Lingxuan drank a full fourteen bottles of beer, and by the time the game was over, he could no longer stand still.
Then, I don't know if it was a coincidence or an accident, but at the same time as he stood up, Xie Jiuci's target love dog finally had enough sleep to get up.
Then he accidentally wandered in front of Si Lingxuan and bumped into his foot.
So Si Lingxuan unfortunately fell down.
Bang!
Si Lingxuan clearly felt something slipping out of his pocket. His drunken and sluggish brain allowed him to react for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven seconds before he finally realized what it was that slipped out!
“No filming allowed!!”
He screamed in surprise, and tried to grab the things back into his pocket with his big hand, but there was an khaki figure faster than him!
Dahuang jumped up with its strong body, and the eagle jumped at the rabbit and caught the thing in its mouth, and flicked the dog's head hard!
Bang!
A small, transparent, plastic-wrapped object fell from the sky and landed steadily on the large low table in the center of the guests - directly facing the camera of the large live broadcast room.
"This is……"
"This is……"
"Uh, this is..."
[First of all, this thing is very good. Secondly, this thing is really good. Finally, this thing is really good! ! 】
[Good guy, I’m just a good guy. I should say it or not, but Rhubarb did a great job! I brought out a big chicken drumstick and begged the show crew to give me extra rhubarb! 】
[Hey, I thought it was something special. Why did you make so much fuss when I opened the Selu? After all, I have to buy some Selu to prepare. I haven’t used it for three days. What’s the matter? Weird thinking makes me panic]
[Curiosity is satisfied, okay, I can rest in peace]
[I admit that I am wicked, I know I shouldn’t, but I really can’t help it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha from the
[Kaiselu is a colorless, clear and viscous liquid containing glycerin, which can lubricate and stimulate the intestinal wall, soften stool and make it easier to excrete. It can also be used externally. It has a moisturizing effect and makes the skin soft and moist. Don’t get me wrong, carrying Kaiselu with you is just my Sisi’s basic quality as an artist. It is to moisturize the skin anytime and anywhere and keep oneself in the best condition]
[As a psychiatrist, I must remind the program team that the physical health of the guests is very important, but we must also remember to pay attention to everyone’s mental health~]
[Is there a possibility that Kaiselu actually has a third effect...]
Si Lingxuan's drunkenness had completely dissipated. Despite everyone's subtle looks, he maintained his composure with a lifetime of cultivation and said calmly: "I've been..."
"It's harmful. Isn't it just hemorrhoids? Nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids. I understand. Teacher Si doesn't need to explain."
Shi Qing said with a considerate face. After saying this, she picked up the good things on the table and handed them to Si Lingxuan. She became even more considerate: "It feels uncomfortable to hold it in for so long. Go quickly."
Si Lingxuan didn't answer or not, and his face turned blue because he was holding back: "I don't need to..."
"What's wrong with people eating whole grains and shit? Why are you so coy? If you don't go, I will go. Then don't blame me for taking advantage of you."
Xie Jiuci said, giving Dahuang a kick by the way: "Dahuang, give one to Si Yingdi."
Dahuang glanced at Si Lingxuan with hazy eyes, and then slowly raised one hind leg...
Hush
He peed three feet away and almost touched Si Lingxuan's feet.
Xie Jiuci nodded approvingly: "The pump is good."
After saying this, he raised his feet and walked into the temporary hut built by the program team with a cool and distinguished temperament.
Si Lingxuan: I’m going to kill you all! ! !
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