The fake daughter robbed me of my luck, and I killed my whole family with my backhand.
Chapter 24 Super invincible skewers!
Shi Qing got some more sleep and used her strength to get a bunch of snacks from the young ladies from the program team.
I looked at the time, oh, it's seven o'clock!
However, the other five guests haven't even seen their shadows yet.
"It's not even here yet. Sister Qing, do you think they really encountered a wild boar and were snatched away by it?"
Jiang Chenguang asked worriedly while nibbling the leftover biscuits from Shi Qingzhi.
"There are five people, plus eleven people including the photographer and director, they can kill the wild boar just by their weight. What's there to worry about?" Shi Qing rolled his eyes and said, biting his tongue hard as soon as he finished speaking. The big hillbilly chicken drumstick in my hand.
Hard and dry, without the freshness and softness of braised chicken legs!
Bad review!
Thinking of this, Shi Qing couldn't eat anymore, so she simply raised her head and looked at the person in charge, and said quietly: "Do we have to wait until everyone is here before we can start eating?"
"Not really..."
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up!"
The person in charge showed a confident smile: "What I mean is, you don't have to wait until everyone is here before you can start eating, because even if everyone is here, you may not be able to eat!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Shi Qing: "???"
Xie Jiuci Jiang Chenguang: "???"
The person in charge stopped talking and said no more.
Just as a rumbling sound came, he simply got up and walked out.
Shi Qing looked at the country bumpkin chicken drumstick in his hand, then at Xie Jiuci, and finally sighed, put down the drumstick and went out.
Xie Jiuci: ...No, what is her look like?
the first time!
For the first time, Xie Jiuci regretted why he had to learn to do that thing, which made this woman's eyes light up when she saw him!
That look was clearly looking at the braised chicken legs!
Xie Jiuci was so angry that he kicked over the small bench and went out.
Jiang Chenguang looked left and right, couldn't help but sigh, and looked up at the dark night sky at a 45-degree angle.
[Oh my gosh, poor little Chenchen looks so much like me when my parents quarreled. It’s so heartbreaking.]
[Although, I really can’t control it! It's just a look, a sigh, and a kick on the bench. Why can I break out the candy? 】
[That’s alright, knocking on anything will only harm you! 】
[No, is there something wrong with the current netizens? My husband is angry when I don’t see it. Is this okay? If you can kowtow so well, why don’t you participate in the kowtow contest? 】
[By the way, this sounds right. The key is why Best Actor Xie suddenly got angry. Is it because I, Sister Qing, glanced at him? Family members, who understands this? Can you please give me an analysis? 】
【…】
The audience at one end was already kowtowing to CP, but the guests at the other end had dull eyes, disheveled hair, disheveled clothes, and some kind of suspicious yellow liquid on their trousers.
The haggard and desperate look makes the dog feel distressed!
Shi Qing didn't feel distressed at all, and even couldn't help laughing like a pig. While laughing, she said, "What's going on with you guys? You just walked four kilometers on a mountain road. How did it end up like this?"
It's okay if she doesn't speak, but when she speaks she immediately stirs up a hornet's nest!
I saw some guests who were still looking numb suddenly became expressive. Ruan Linghua jumped off the tractor as if he had been given a shot of blood!
But because he ignored the fact that his hands and feet were weak and his whole body was weak, he stumbled and fell to the ground.
She reflexively wanted to grab something to stabilize her body, and happened to grab the arm of Shi Jinxiu who was closest. Shi Jinxiu was unprepared and was pulled out of the car by her.
Shi Jinxiu went to arrest Si Lingxuan again, and Si Lingxuan arrested Shen Shiwang, and Shen Shiwang...
Forget it, if you arrest him, it will be in vain. Why harm one more person?
Shen Shiwang opened his arms directly.
Bang bang bang bang!
After a series of muffled sounds, the four of them fell to the ground like dumplings, screaming in pain.
Shi Qing was stunned and immediately jumped three feet away: "I didn't do it, it has nothing to do with me!"
Even Xie Jiuci couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I said, you know you don't have dinner today, so why don't you put this whole big skewer?"
Before the four of them could get up from the ground, they were shocked to hear the bad news again, and their eyes almost popped out of their heads: "What do you mean no dinner? Why don't you have no dinner?!"
Shi Qing smiled slightly, with a mysterious look on his face: "This is a secret."
The expressions on the four people's faces were comparable to those at a shit-eating scene.
Needless to say, although they didn't eat shit, what they experienced that day was no worse than eating shit.
First, I dragged a huge suitcase up a mountain road for a full hour, and I was almost paralyzed!
Seeing that he would reach his destination in half an hour, Shi Jinxiu suddenly burst into tears, then sat down on the suitcase and refused to leave.
Everyone encouraged her first, then advised her, and in the end, they also sat down.
They couldn't stand up after sitting down, and they were even ready to quit the show!
Provided that they did not encounter the wild boar.
God knows there really are wild boars in the mountains!
Fortunately, I bumped into them by chance!
Now everyone no longer has sore waists, no pain in their legs, and can run ten kilometers in one breath!
The five people fled in all directions, so fast that the staff couldn't stop them!
But no matter how fast it is, can it still be faster than a wild boar in the mountains?
The five people were covered in pig urine and were pressed and humped several times by the wild boar!
If some villagers hadn't happened to drive a tractor back to the village and scare away the wild boar, one of them might have had an interracial exchange with the wild boar! !
How could this experience be such a tragedy!
After listening to the staff's description, Shi Qing's eyes widened in shock.
This, this, this... this is different from what she saw with her heavenly eyes!
As early as when she left in the tricycle, she realized that the road ahead for the five of them would not be easy.
But it was limited to Shi Jinxiu pretending to be tripped and fell by Xie Tutu, crying that her feet hurt and she couldn't walk.
Xie Tutu insisted that she did not touch Shi Jinxiu and that she fell herself.
Shi Jinxiu immediately seized the opportunity to pretend to be white lotus and perform a tea ceremony, winning the trust and love of everyone except Shen Shiwang.
The incident ended with Si Lingxuan and Shen Shiwang helping Shi Jinxiu share the luggage, and the staff carried Shi Jinxiu on their backs and set out on the road.
Shi Qing was prepared for a while that if Shi Jinxiu found trouble with her, she would break her legs on the spot so that she couldn't walk. Who knew that things would go astray like this!
This is really... so happy!
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