Hell, run away, the little milk baby is coming to the underworld again.
Chapter 15 Say important things 3 times
When the horses in the team saw the tiger, they were frightened and couldn't hold it back no matter how hard the people on the horses pulled it.
Suddenly the gate of the city turned into a mess.
The dozen or so guards didn't care about the horses they were riding. They all jumped on the carriage and stopped the carriage with all their strength.
The cry of a child came from the carriage.
The carriage curtain opened, and a middle-aged woman poked her head out, with a look of vigilance and annoyance on her face, "What's going on?"
"Go back to Mammy, the horse was frightened by the tiger."
"Tiger? Why is there a tiger at the gate of this city?"
The guard stepped aside and pointed to the city gate.
I saw a tiger standing next to an old Taoist, and there was a little baby on the tiger's back. It should be a little Taoist boy.
Mammy frowned and said, "Ask them to get out of the way. Let's leave the city first. Let's talk things over carefully and don't create any complications."
Grandma glanced at the little Taoist boy on the tiger's back again, feeling an indescribable feeling.
He looked back at the sobbing child in the carriage and shook his head.
The guard agreed and walked towards Master and Disciple Xiao Yanbao.
As he approached, the guard said, "Isn't this the little Taoist boy at the gate of the city yesterday?"
"Little doll, you have found your master."
Xiao Yanbao also recognized that the guard was the one who held the master's portrait at the city gate yesterday.
"It's you, have you found the person in the portrait?"
"Well, I found it..."
Xiao Yanbao was so frightened that he almost fell off the tiger's back.
Master was caught by his wife. Master, please don’t blame me. I didn’t say anything. I really didn’t say anything.
"The person you are looking for has been found, so there is no need to look for the person in the portrait." the guard added.
Xiao Yanbao: Are you not angry enough to speak at such a young age?
Do you want me to give you a Qi-tonifying pill to replenish your energy? Don't gasp when you speak next time.
No, I'm not familiar with him. How can I meet him next time?
"Taoist priest, can you take your tiger and young apprentice to wait outside the city gate and let our team leave the city first? We have something urgent."
Taoist Master Zixu's face sank, "Can you see clearly before you speak? She is my master and I am her disciple. It's so obvious that you can't tell? You have shit eyes?"
The big yellow tiger's eyes glared. If you talk nonsense again, I will bite you.
Guard: "..."
Xiao Yanbao patted Dahuang on the head and said, "Let's wait outside the city gate and let them leave the city first. There are children in their car. We must respect the old and love the young."
Dahuang flicked his tail, nodded and walked out of the city.
Guard: Who is the elder and who is the younger? Is there something wrong with my eyes?
The remaining guards recovered all the horses that had run away, reorganized their team, and headed out of the city.
Because Xiao Yanbao was afraid of surprising other people's horses again, he stayed away from the city gate.
The middle-aged woman in the carriage opened a gap in the curtain and looked at the little Taoist boy on the tiger's back.
The distance was too far to see clearly, but there was a strange feeling.
But I couldn’t tell what was strange.
"Mommy, what are you looking at?"
"Nothing." Grandma lowered the car curtain.
It wasn't until the carriage team had gone far away that Xiao Yanbao rode the tiger to the city gate again.
"Master, this big yellow...cat, please don't let it enter the city. There are many people and horses in the city. I'm afraid it will cause trouble to Master."
Dahuang opened his mouth and was about to bite Taoist Master Zixu.
Of course, it can't really bite. If the owner doesn't say anything, it won't dare to bite randomly.
But Taoist Master Zixu took it seriously and jumped out several feet away in fright.
Xiao Yanbao looked at the city gate and even the soldiers guarding the city were hiding. Rhubarb is so cute, why should they be afraid.
"Master, if you bring this big yellow cat into the city, which inn dares to let us stay, and which restaurant dares to let us eat in it?" Taoist priest Zixu persisted in stopping him.
When Xiao Yanbao heard that there was no place to eat, he jumped down from the tiger's back.
No one can stop her from eating. She has been hungry for a long time. Fortunately, there are still some snacks in the Ruyi bag.
"You can't follow me into the city." Xiao Yanbao patted Da Huang on the head.
Dahuang whined twice in aggrieved tone, and the owner wanted to leave it again, but it refused.
Xiao Yanbao couldn't bear it anymore, "You said you are so big, and I have no place to hide you."
Dahuang pulled the wishful bag with his mouth.
"Don't you think it's too stuffy inside and don't want to go in?"
Dahuang rubbed Xiao Yanbao flatteringly. As long as he didn't leave his owner, he wouldn't feel bored.
The main reason is that the old man with the white beard wants to compete with it, and it will never give him this opportunity.
Xiao Yanbao took out a magic talisman and put it on Dahuang's forehead. Dahuang suddenly shrank into a small tiger as big as the palm of his hand.
Xiao Yanbao put the rhubarb, which should be small yellow now, into the wishful bag.
Taoist Master Zixu: Pinch me, pinch me, someone come and pinch me. Am I dreaming?
A colorful tiger that big... becomes as big as a palm.
Ah, ah, ah, Master, I suspect you have affixed a talisman to yourself.
"Apprentice, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Come and carry me."
Now she can't walk without walking.
Although Taoist Master Zixu knew that he could not look at his master with ordinary people's eyes, he was still shocked!
He didn't even know how he walked up to the master and carried him on his back.
Is there anything that Master's talisman can't do?
Then the talismans that the master gave me, are they also talismans that can make tigers smaller?
The next time Dahuang plays tricks on him again, he will put a talisman on it, hold it in his hand, and smash it like a mud bubble.
Dahuang: Well, you're an old man with a white beard, you're so bad, don't you think I'll give you a slap when I go out.
The people at the city gate looked at Taoist Zixu, eh? Where is the tiger?
The old Taoist priest was carrying his disciple on his back. Why did the tiger disappear in the blink of an eye?
Dahuang: It’s you who are afraid of me, and it’s you who are looking for me. Human beings, why are you so stubborn?
People came out without seeing the tiger, and someone recognized Taoist Master Zixu.
"Taoist Master Zixu is a half-immortal. Maybe he put the tiger into the sleeve of his Taoist robe."
"Can you? Then can his sleeves even fit into Yunzhou City?"
Dahuang: I really can’t listen anymore. Let’s make it deaf.
Taoist Master Zixu: Beautiful!
Pass it on, pass it on, the more mysterious it is, the better, so that the talisman given to you by the master can be sold for more gold.
Gold, Master likes gold best.
snort! Dahuang, let me see how you can argue with me.
Master?
"What I carry is my master, and I am the disciple."
"What I carry is my master, and I am the disciple."
"What I carry is my master, and I am the disciple."
Say the important thing three times.
Taoist Master Zixu always said this to everyone he met.
The expression on his face was full of energy and showed off properly.
Just as he was showing off his enthusiasm, a man ran over from the side and bumped into Taoist Master Zixu's arms.
Taoist Master Zixu staggered when he was hit, "You have long eyes and heels? You can't see me, a handsome old man like me?"
The man picked up the things that fell on the ground and quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was too anxious."
Taoist Master Zixu looked at the two holes in the man's hat, "Why are you being chased by ghosts again in broad daylight?"
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