All Heavens: Transfer Students at Hogwarts
Chapter 193 Playing magic in front of OAA
Chapter 193 Playing magic in front of OAA
"De Lin, we are friends, right?" Tony's eyes were sincere.
"It depends on what you say next." Linde knew at a glance what this guy was up to. He just wanted to help him make a debut.
As soon as I returned to New York, the news of Tony Stark's death was overwhelming. Stark Industries was going to hold a memorial service this afternoon.
Tony was very excited, "Look, we are magicians, right? Rounding and magicians go hand in hand. How about you go to the memorial service and say you can perform a magic trick, and then you can conjure me up, which will definitely shock your eyes, how about it? Guaranteed to be in the newspaper tomorrow The headlines are all about you.”
"Boring." Lind yawned, "You might as well send a text message to everyone in New York saying, 'I am Tony Stark. In fact, I am not dead, but I am studying magic in Nepal. I am in urgent need of a return trip. For the air ticket money, transfer 1,000 yuan to me, and I’ll pay you back 10,000 yuan when I get back.’ You might even make fool’s money this way.”
"Only old men and old ladies will be fooled?" Tony rubbed his chin, "Is this text message scam?"
"If you lie, it's fraud. Conversely, if you deliver, it doesn't count."
Tony's eyes lit up, and he contacted the artificial intelligence Jarvis at home, "Jarvis, yes, it's me, Tony, I'm out. Now help me check who is attending the memorial service, and send them a message The news...yes, help me open a new account."
They were just joking, but they did not expect to receive a remittance at noon.
Lind and Tony were squatting on the street eating Subway sandwiches. They looked like two down-and-out magicians in strange costumes. More than one person passed by and asked them to show off their skills.
Tony was bored and turned to playing with the middle finger, which was basically: Guess what I have in my hand? Hey, it’s the middle finger!
He was then greeted warmly by friendly locals.
"Fake Squid!"
"Fake Squidward!"
The cursing crowd dispersed, and Tony received a text message from Jarvis.
"De Lin, I have received the money."
"Anyone who can send you money either loves you very much or is very stupid. But it's most likely a combination of both." Linde squinted and smiled, "Can you find out who is transferring the money?"
Tony was silent for a while, "Pepper. It's my female assistant."
"Yeah. Women who fall in love really don't have IQ." Linde nodded, "I didn't expect that someone who is so carefree can have a loyal lover."
Tony smiled smugly, then sighed sadly, "I've decided. From now on, I will be a good man who guards his body like a jade, loyal to his career, and returns to his family."
"That's what scumbags say."
"What do you know as a minor? When you grow up, uncle, will you take you to a big party?" Tony smiled and gestured to Linde's height. He originally wanted to make some adult jokes, but when he saw Linde The expression was half-smiling, but for some reason he gave up. "Ahem, why are you so serious (Why soserious?). Come on, give your uncle a smile. How about uncle give you a smile?"
"Mr. Stark, if you like to play clown jokes, I can turn you into a clown. The Batman next door from DC will give you nightmares after watching it."
"It's boring... Hey, it's another remittance. How could there be so many swindlers?" Tony took a look at the message and said, "It's Stan Lee, an old friend."
Linde had a strange expression, "Stan Lee? He also attended your memorial service?"
"Well, here comes another one. It's Obadiah, my father's friend. I always treat him as an uncle. He really misses me too."
Obadiah?The villains are twenty-five boys.Tony was hijacked by terrorists because he betrayed behind his back.Is this because of a disturbed conscience that he transferred the money to Tony?Crocodile tears, huh?
Linde smiled, "He must miss you." After eating the last bite of the sandwich, he clapped his hands and removed the wrapping paper. "Let's go, let's go to the memorial service and perform."
"Didn't you agree just now?" Tony was shocked.
"Magicians have to warm up before they go on stage, and now things are getting interesting. I want to see the expressions of those three bullies when they see you."
Lind snapped his fingers, and the wizard's robe turned into a suit, a pair of white gloves, and the pointed hat turned into a magician's hat.
Linde looked up and down. This outfit was quite stylish, but there was something missing.
He conjured another walking stick for himself.
What else is missing?
Of course, a magician cannot do without a beautiful assistant, and a luxury car is also indispensable for a memorial service.
Linde bought a bottle of bubble water at a street store, and then he blew a big bubble and turned it into a four-wheeled carriage. He blew out four or five small bubbles and turned into a servant, coachman and woman. assistant.
The female assistant was blond, dressed like a Broadway Rockette, and looked like a typical American sweetheart, winking at Lynd.The coachman and servants are all polite, wearing white wigs, like a British judge, with a royal air.
Tony, the new magician, was stunned. "Master, can you teach me this? It doesn't matter anything else, just the skill of turning into a girl. Please teach me."
"Didn't you change your mind and return to your family?"
"I decided it's not too late to come back tomorrow." The playboy's expression was upright.
"That's all nonsense." Linde sneered, then grabbed the guy's collar and put him whole into the hat.
"Oh! Fuck!" Tony only had time to scream before he was stuffed into the hat tube.
Linde put on his hat and got into the carriage with the help of a beautiful assistant. Then the coachman flicked the reins, and the four horses galloped towards the Stark Industrial Park amid the ghostly expressions of the locals.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, people from all walks of life gathered at the memorial service. There were big figures in the military and political fields, as well as business partners and competitors. Whether they loved or hated Tony, they all came to see him off at this moment.
Everyone received the nonsensical text message. Some sneered, while others frowned. They all thought it was an ordinary scam message that was just sent to their mobile phones in a bizarre way, which sparked a heated discussion.
Obadiah delivered the eulogy as Tony's elder.
Pepper Potts was weeping in the corner.
"Let us remember this young man, Tony Stark, a genius mind, but he returned to the embrace of God early..."
At this time, the loud neighing of horses could be heard in the street, and a carriage drove into the park unimpeded and stopped at the memorial site. The crowd was amazed.
Obadiah called for security personnel to drive away the uninvited guest, but for some reason no one answered.
The servant opened the car door, and in full view of everyone, he first stretched out one of her slender and charming legs. When she came out, she showed her charming face openly and openly, which made men secretly praise her and women curled her lips. Seeing her warm smile, everyone's heart was moved. All the anger has dissipated.
Unexpectedly, then, a young man dressed as a magician came out of the carriage. He stood on the carriage shaft and politely took off his hat to everyone.
"Young man, who invited you? There are no performances scheduled for today. This occasion does not require magic, unless you can perform a miracle." Obadiah spoke, trying to be as humorous and kind as possible, which is also a speaking skill.
Linde smiled, "A friend named Anthony asked me to perform. This magic is dedicated to Ms. Virginia Pepper Potts. He asked me to bring a message, saying that he has received your remittance. Flying from Nepal to New York. His plane will land in five seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, let's meet Tony Stark!"
He tossed the hat into the air, and the magician's top hat suddenly turned into a huge hovering airliner, with a deafening roar, and then suddenly crashed onto Tony's coffin.
boom!
The passenger plane exploded into smoke, the scene was in chaos, and screams could be heard endlessly.
"Assault! There's an attack here! /!"
A gust of wind blew away the smoke, and the prodigal Tony stood on his coffin with his back to the crowd.
Under everyone's absurd gaze, Tony turned around and gestured to them, shouting coolly: "I'm back!"
There was total silence.
"Tony, is it really you... you're not dead?" Obadiah's expression was like seeing a pile of walking cow dung.
He jumped off the coffin, hugged Obadiah warmly, kissed his big bald head, and said with a smile, "Did you miss me?"
Obadiah looked like he'd been kissed by a walking cow dung.
Pepper Potts came angrily over, and Tony opened his arms for a hug, then received a firm slap.
Before he could apologize, he was hugged by this hot girl again. Pepper cried with joy in his arms.
"Okay, okay, I'm back now." Tony patted the female assistant's back gently.
Stan Lee in the crowd said happily to the people next to him, "I made ten thousand yuan this time."
Linde came over and said hello, "Hello, old gentleman, do you still like my magic show?"
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