All Heavens: Transfer Students at Hogwarts

Chapter 150 Global Egg Pain

"(English)WhoisGilderoyLockhart?"

“(French) Quiestgidrolohat?”

"(Chinese) Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?"

"(Russian)ktotakonДжnдpoЛoxapt?"

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This August is destined to be crazy. This August belongs to a man, a wizard, Gilderoy Lockhart.

BBC, ABC, CBS, France Télévisions, Ostankino Radio and Television, TV Tokyo... The anchors of the global news media all received surprisingly consistent drafts. They asked on behalf of the confused people around the world. A crucial question: Who is Gilderoy Lockhart? !

People turned on the TV, and there was a picture of Lockhart on the news.People walk into bookstores, and the shelves are lined with Lockhart's autobiography.People visit the museum, and the ancient books and monuments are full of Lockhart's life experience.The statue nameplates of celebrities were all changed to Gilderoy Lockhart. From Napoleon to Confucius, from Marie Curie to Mozart, all names were replaced.

The person's profile picture and life story appear on almost every physical information medium.

In "Creating Adam", it is not God who touches Adam's index finger, but Lockhart, who is blond and blue-eyed and smiling.Beethoven's "Für Elise" became "Fur Guideroux."In the classic movie "The Great Dictator", the object of Chaplin's satire has also changed from the head of state to the wizard Lockhart.The children's stick figure stuffed in the drift bottle picked up by the locals on the beach in Hawaii is also a Q version of Lockhart.The voodoo dolls drawn by the shamans of African tribes all turned into the image of a white man.Lockhart's endorsement is plastered on the ocean's plastic waste.The astronauts in the moon landing documentary fly not the Stars and Stripes, but Lockhart's posters.Overlooking the crop circle from the air, it can also be seen that it is a half-length photo of Lockhart.Lockhart's initials (GL) were formed from the scorched marks on the trees from the lightning strikes.The black marks on the burnt bread also looked like Lockhart.The hyphae network of fungi in the laboratory also interweaves Lockhart's brilliant little face.

Through various media and languages, everyone got to know Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart 1964 degrees, and learned from his personal biography that was everywhere that this man was a wizard. Born on January 1, 26, he has been vain since he was a child, not seeking advancement, and prefers to engage in crooked ways. While in school, he tried every means to gain attention. He once carved his name on the Quidditch pitch with 20-foot-long letters, projected his portrait into the sky like the Dark Mark, and sent himself letters. Valentine's Day cards, and after graduation, he plagiarized the experiences of other wizards and published them as biographical novels.

His "great achievements" and his life experience are revealed to the whole world in detail.Even the natives of the Pacific islands could tell from the knots how often Lockhart wetted the bed as a child.When did he change his teeth, how old was he when he had a crush on someone for the first time, how many times did he go to the toilet without paper and could only wipe it with a magic wand, how many times did he stop to look in the mirror when he passed by the window glass...

It can be said that it is very detailed, too detailed.

Now Gilderoy Lockhart was indeed the most famous man in the world, but he found that he was not ready to be famous at all.

Whenever he appeared in public, everyone would watch and laugh at him. Administrators of all public infrastructure refused to serve him. He was not allowed to ride on the Knight Bus. No one sold him Floo powder. Restaurants refused to serve him. When you serve food, you will be kicked out by drunk people when you enter the bar.

It's no use even hiding, because the news media is like the little Indian bee, rushing over after smelling it.Where is the biggest hotspot in the world right now?With Lockhart, where there is him, there is news, and his every move can be included in the report, and it must be a headline, and it will definitely sell well.

He had to change his appearance, disguise himself, wander the streets, dig through trash cans, and fight wild cats for food.

After less than three days of this, Lockhart was going crazy.

Even crazier than him are the administrative agencies of the global wizarding community. The story of Lockhart is overwhelming. All Muggles know that this man is a wizard and know the existence of the wizarding world from his biography.

Faced with this sudden impact, the "Secretary Law" is ineffective. The old men in the Wizengamot court argued until they were foaming at the mouth. Minister of Magic Fudge received eight hundred calls from all over the world in one day. The poor man was so worried that he pulled his hair out, and his hairline receded to the back of his head overnight.

There is a large wall clock in the lobby of the Magical Congress of the United States, which is specially used to monitor the possibility of exposure to the magical world. The dial is divided into seven levels according to the degree of crisis, from level zero to level six. The pointer pointing to level six means that the situation has reached the most severe level. To such an extent, the magical world may be exposed to Muggle vision at any time.

The last time there was a level 1926 alert was in .

Samuel, the current chairman of Congress, walked into the hall and was faced with a strong gust of wind, which blew papers everywhere. He cursed: "Who installed a fan in the hall?!"

The staff on the side quickly explained: "Sir, it's not the fan, it's the hands of that clock."

The hands of the wall clock spin faster than a five-speed electric fan. It fell into complete chaos, and the three rapidly rotating hands shot out in a whoosh, piercing the floor and walls, trembling like swords. But the mechanical parts inside the wall clock were still roaring, smoke billowed out, and the springs flew out. In the final violent shock, the wall clock was completely scrapped, and the seven scales on the dial all turned into - Jide Lo Lockhart!

Samuel's vision went dark and he fainted.

Everyone's life has undergone tremendous changes. It is definitely not only the bureaucrats of the wizarding world, but also not just the bureaucrats of the Muggle world. More scholars feel helpless, and their research materials have all been tampered with by inexplicable forces.The civilized building of modern society has its foundation removed in an instant.The pillar is broken, and we must find a way to make up for it, otherwise the third world war is imminent, and this time it is about the survival of mankind.

This huge crisis was so sudden and the impact was so great that in the short term, human society continued to operate according to historical inertia, and everyone was still working and eating three meals a day as usual.Nothing more than the need for the company of the ubiquitous Gilderoy Lockhart.

Housewives shopping in the supermarket quickly get used to Lockhart on the packaging and comment on his clothes and expressions.While drinking soda, the road driver gave Guidero's big face on the billboard the middle finger.There is a special Lockhart research class in the school. The physics application questions no longer use small balls and small pieces, but Lockhart's head instead of plasmids. The students in the history class are very happy, because any historical event only needs to fill in Lockhart Points can be scored by the name of Te - what, you say the leader of the North American War of Independence is Washington?That's not what the textbook says!

With everyone sighing in pain and helplessness, the calendar was torn out page by page, and September 9st finally came. The students of Hogwarts still have to go to school, and platform is once again crowded.

Malika drove Lind to King's Cross Station. She handed over a stainless steel lunch box with Lockhart's stenciled image on the lid, which contained Lind's lunch.

"Here." Malika put the lunch box into Lind's hand, "Are you coming back from Christmas vacation this year?"

"Probably he will be detained in school."

"Then this is the last time you will eat my sandwich this year." Malika blinked affectionately, "Bon voyage."

"Be careful when driving back." Linde also shrugged at her.