Don’t get me wrong, immortals are all simple and unpretentious!
Chapter 44 Brother Dao is a dog
"You can say whatever you want. I won't be an immortal anymore. Listen, just call me Brother Dao. Well... forget it. Brother Dao translates to dog. Let's call me Uncle Dao. At my age, you call me Brother Dao. It doesn’t hurt to call me uncle…”
Li Wudao was talking loudly, and Xiaozhu was confused.
Especially the sentence "Brother Dao is a dog" was completely beyond her comprehension.
Xiaozhu is a very smart child. The immortal is willing to be his uncle. This is a blessing that cannot be obtained in ten lifetimes. He immediately mustered up the courage to call out "Uncle Dao..."
"Well, good boy!" Li Wudao rubbed Xiaozhu's head, narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Tell me, what did you want to say just now?"
"Without your permission, I built a tomb for my parents and brother over there..." Xiaozhu said timidly, a pair of white hands nervously pulling at the skirt of his clothes.
Immortal Li smiled heartily, "It's such a big deal, I think it makes you nervous, so that's good, go and burn paper for them."
"Thank you, Uncle Dao!" Xiaozhu felt warm in his heart and walked towards the west with brisk steps.
"Um... Xiaozhu, uncle, I want to ask you something. You need to put clothes in the tomb... I didn't see you taking it up the mountain?"
After walking a few steps, the immortal's voice suddenly came.
"Can't anyone's clothes be used?" Xiaozhu turned around and blinked his big innocent eyes.
Li Wudao's heart skipped a beat and he forced a smile, "As long as you have it..."
Xiaozhu walked away, and the immortal stood up with a loud sound, ran into the room, and quickly opened the wardrobe. As expected, three sets of clothes were missing...
"Master, sister Xiaozhu is so cute." Liu Rumeng smiled lightly, her expression full of doting.
On the way back, Li Wudao told Liu Rumeng what happened to Xiaozhu. They were both victims. She had already been full of sympathy for this little girl.
The master didn't say anything, and kept a tigerish face...
On the edge of a cliff.
Li Wudao whipped his leg and kicked Hu Yanwang's head away!
"Master, why don't you give the enemy's head to Sister Xiaozhu?"
Liu Rumeng stood beside him vigilantly, fearing that his master would slip and fall into the abyss.
Li Wudao shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Why bother leaving a shadow in the child's heart?"
Liu Rumeng looked at Li Wudao with eyes full of brilliance, "The master is really kind."
"Kindness..." Li Wudao murmured slightly. This time he went out of the mountain, he felt deeply. He had traveled through a hundred thousand years. What on earth did he do for a whole hundred thousand years!
Even a pig can become Marshal Tianpeng after practicing for 100,000 years...
As for him, not to mention monks, even ordinary warriors can completely abuse his bastard fist!
He has an immortal body and a large-scale destructive killing move, but he is huddled on Qingluan Peak, holding on to the false reputation of an immortal immortal, spending his time in vain!
Of course, I really don't blame him. A hundred thousand years is a lie, but 99.9% of the time, he is in a state of recovery. The total time spent is less than ten years.
Ten years is not a small amount of time. He spent ten years practicing in order to unravel the mysteries of the body. The mysteries were not solved, but he made an unexpected discovery.
No matter whether it is the best cultivation methods or martial arts classics, they are all useless paper to him.
His body is immune to all training. No matter how hard he practices, there will be no change. If not, he will not be tempted to take in this girl Xiaozhu. Back then, the demon lord and demon king burst out from the other party's annihilation ring. A lot of good stuff, he wants to train a personal bodyguard.
If one day another strong person wants to capture him for slice research, he can still struggle and not be taken away casually like before.
You know that time 10,000 years ago, when you were accidentally robbed by a group of bandits and went to Skull Mountain, it was so embarrassing!
Putting aside those bad memories, Li Wudao asked Liu Rumeng, "Xiao Meng, do you want to become stronger?"
"Think!" Liu Rumeng had almost no hesitation. Only by becoming stronger can she protect her master better. She had seen her master beaten before, and it hurt just to watch...
"Okay! Starting from tomorrow, I will help you practice!" Li Wudao was more serious than ever.
"Now is also okay."
Liu Rumeng was obviously more anxious than Li Wudao.
Li Wudao smiled mysteriously, "Now let's take you to see some interesting things!"
Qingluan Peak towers into the clouds. From below, you can't see the top at a glance. Who would have thought that its top is actually flat...
The huge platform stretches for ten miles, and there is no problem running horses on it.
With Liu Rumeng's "invisible aircraft", Li Wudao was extremely fast. In a short time, he flew from his residence in the southeast corner to the center of the mountain top.
A circular Tianchi suddenly came into view. The pool was not big, about a hundred meters in diameter.
The clear water can be seen to the bottom at a glance, shining brightly under the sunlight.
"What a nice view!"
Liu Rumeng exclaimed in surprise, sighing at the miraculous craftsmanship of nature.
What shocked her even more was that the water actually surged up from the center of the pool, and the overflowing water turned into four streams and spread along the four directions of southeast, northwest and northwest.
Viewed from the air, it looks more like four silver strips.
"host……"
The originally lively atmosphere suddenly became a little depressing. Only then did Liu Rumeng realize that the host, who had been chatting and laughing just now, suddenly turned dark.
"Where's my ornamental fish!"
Immortal Li's suppressed voice came out from his throat, deep and filled with anger.
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