Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 671 Everyone has anxiety disorder

"Kakashi, why won't the village let me join the scout unit?"

"Kai, do you know the hidden conditions for joining the Anbu?"

"Kakashi, what are the conditions?"

"You can have a mute, but you can't have a loud speaker!"

Kakashi and Kai were walking on the street, their expressions remained the same as usual, without showing any sense of urgency about the impending war.

As ninjas who survived the three wars, they knew the cruelty of war and that this might be the last time they met. However, in order to protect the village and their companions, they decided to go to the village to protect their companions.

"Yo!"

A familiar voice sounded in their ears, causing the two to stop and look back, only to see a large pile of moving gifts suddenly appear on the street.

那些礼物堆迭在一起,足足有数米之高,摇摇晃晃的朝这里走来。

"Kakashi, the gift has become a spirit!!" Might Guy stood in front of Kakashi with a serious look on his face.

Kakashi sighed inwardly, pointed at the person behind the gift, and said weakly, "That's a human. If the gift became a spirit, it wouldn't be wearing Uchiha clan clothes and swaggering on the streets of Konoha!"

Might Guy nodded as if he understood, and asked further.

"What if the gift becomes a spirit and actually walks on the streets of Konoha?"

Snapped!

Kakashi slapped his forehead, feeling as speechless as possible.

He now suspects that Kai might be one of the first to sacrifice in the Fourth Ninja World War.

At this time, the pile of gifts also staggered towards the two of them. When Might Guy found that the person holding the gifts was Uchiha Asuka, he immediately gave Kakashi a thumbs up, his eyes filled with the word "admiration".

"Kai!" Asuka stopped and said seriously, "The war is about to begin. Do you want me to lend you a Sharingan? Just return it to me after the war."

"Really?" Might Guy said excitedly with stars in his eyes.

"Idiot!" Kakashi rolled his eyes subconsciously.

Just based on the chakra in this guy's body, one fifth of it would be consumed even for a single summoning technique. Can he withstand the consumption of the Sharingan?

Then, Kakashi looked at the pile of things and asked curiously, "Asuka, I was walking around the street just now and saw several Uchiha jonin shopping like crazy. Are you guys having a hard time?"

Following his gaze, Fei Niao looked at the pile of goods he had just bought and replied with emotion.

"You know what? The most painful thing in life is to spend all your money while you are still alive. The most painful thing in life is to die without spending all your money!"

Kakashi's body stiffened for a moment, but quickly returned to normal.

The Uchiha jonin he met not long ago suddenly appeared in his mind.

That group of people were just like flying birds, all holding the attitude of "life is unbearable" and frantically buying all kinds of goods.

"Ninjas are also human beings. They will also feel anxious before a war. It is normal to relieve their inner anxiety by spending money." Kakashi stared at the bluestone slab under his feet and analyzed in his mind.

"But this kind of behavior should not happen to the most mentally resolute Jonin group, not to mention the former warmongers of the Uchiha clan."

“This can only show”

"Most Uchiha jonin cannot guarantee that they can survive the battlefield."

"This is really bad news!!" After sighing in his heart, he raised his eyelids slightly, watched Fei Niao's figure disappear from his sight, then looked at Kai who was standing there in a daze, and asked expressionlessly.

"Kai! How much savings do you have left?"

"24.11!!"

"Kai, I still have more than 70 yuan here, let's spend the money."

"Kakashi, even though we don't have to save money to get married, can't we just live a normal life?"

"We still have to live our lives. We will make money after the war is over."

"Kakashi, you want to take me with you to make money?"

"Well, together!"

As the sun gradually sets in the west.

Asuka dropped all the purchased goods at home, then went to a hand-made ramen shop, ordered a bowl of deluxe ramen, and found an empty seat to sit down.

at this time.

There was a long queue outside the ramen restaurant, and there were quite a few ninjas in the queue.

Those ninjas stood on tiptoe from time to time to observe the length of the line. Although they looked a little anxious, they had no intention of cutting in line. They just complained from time to time that the store should be bigger.

Asuka even found many familiar figures in the team.

"Yuhi Kurenai, Morino Ibiki, Mizuki, Gekkou Hayate" After his eyes stayed on Mizuki and others for a moment, Asuka quickly looked away and looked somewhere else.

At this point in time, Shuimu was still just a child and had no idea about the Book of Seals, while Yueguang Gale was still a sickly person, coughing from time to time and looking like he was about to die.

These people stood in the team, chatting and laughing. There was not much fear of war on their faces, but instead an inexplicable sense of excitement.

"Father didn't object to my participation in the Ninja World War this time!! He said two years ago that I was too young and not suitable for participating in the battle." Yuhi Kurenai clenched her fists and said in a slightly trembling voice.

Thinking of the upcoming Five Village Alliance, Ibiki Morino's eyes also flashed with excitement, "This is a war that will be recorded in the history of the ninja world!!"

"Hey!"

Mizuki looked at the two people who were somewhat excited and asked in confusion, "Are you really not afraid at all? The classmates around you are all the same. It's obviously your first time to participate in the Ninja World War, but why do you seem to be more excited than me?"

"cough~"

Ji Feng clenched his fist and put it to his mouth. He coughed twice and said weakly, "The scene of the five villages joining together may only happen once in this life. If I miss it, I'm afraid I will regret it every time I dream about it."

The noise of their conversation was quite loud, and Feiniao, who was sitting in the house eating noodles, could hear it clearly.

There is some division within Konoha right now.

Ordinary people were more afraid than excited about this war that would go down in history; ordinary Chunins and Genins were more excited than afraid about this war that would go down in history; as for Jonins,

Those who can become a jonin have at least participated in one Ninja World War, and few of them like war.

Asuka picked up the packaged ramen and passed by a few people. Seeing their excitement, he couldn't help but say, "When you die, try to keep the body intact. You should know that the burial method for an incomplete body is different from that for a complete body.

Hong, just imagine that your intestines are blown out by the explosive talisman."

"Bah bah bah!"

Thinking of that scene, Xihihong spat at the ground a few times, and there was a bit more disgust in her eyes when she looked at Fei Niao.

We are leaving for the battle the day after tomorrow, and you are saying something so unlucky.

This guy

After a while.

Asuka stood outside Ryoichi's yard and shouted inside.

"Grandpa, I packed you your favorite ramen!!"

"As long as it's not puffer fish, I like to eat it!" An old voice came from the yard, and Liang Yi pushed open the door and walked slowly to the gate of the yard.

Originally he also had a son, but because they had some conflicts a few years ago, his son moved to the other side of the clan territory out of spite. Except for the New Year and other festivals, Liangyi almost always ate alone.

Looking at the hot ramen in Asuka's hand, Liangyi couldn't help but sigh, "Back then, I only ate one puffer fish, and I was treated like this. What do you think if I had eaten a few more?"

"If you eat a few more, you'll die, and you won't get any benefits!" Asuka put the ramen against the wall and said helplessly, "If I have a chance to admit my fault to my son, won't I be able to eat meals cooked by my daughter-in-law every day?"

Liang Yi shook his head like a rattle and sneered, "That would be so embarrassing for me. After I die in this battle, you should go to the memorial every year on my death anniversary to send a bouquet of flowers and burn some paper money."

Fei Niao's cheek twitched, then she turned around, waved at him, and walked straight towards her own yard.

"Let me admit my mistake, then just kill me." Touching the warm ramen in his hand, Liang Yi's face was very long, and he said to himself, "I am not wrong, he... huh?"

next second.

Ryoichi suddenly opened his eyes wide and saw Uchiha Mikoto suddenly jump onto the wall with a basket of vegetables. She also looked over here, waved with a smile, and then jumped into Asuka's yard.

It would be impossible to master such skillful movements without practicing them dozens of times.

"When did they get along so well?" He rubbed his chin with one hand, a little puzzled, "Didn't they fight every day before? Oh, no, Mikoto brought so many dishes, is she going to make a big dinner tonight?"

Ryoichi suddenly looked at the ramen in his hand, then looked at Asuka's restaurant across the street and felt that the ramen didn't seem so fragrant.

At least, it doesn't smell as good as the food cooked by Uchiha Mikoto.

对于宇智波美琴的手艺,飞鸟也是认可的。

如果做饭不下毒的话。

"Don't look at me like that!" Mikoto said without raising her head when she noticed the gazes on her. "Poisoning the food is an insult to my cooking skills."

"When did you become so aware?" Fei Niao looked at her doubtfully.

Uchiha Mikoto applied a little force with her fingers and instantly cut the emerald green celery into two pieces. She took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to curse, and started washing the vegetables in the basin again.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

From the kitchen came the sound of an iron basin hitting the tiles, as if someone was venting their anger, and Fei Niao's eyelids twitched.

After a while of silence.

Asuka turned up the volume of the TV, then looked at the busy figure in the kitchen and said hesitantly, "Um, should we be gentler? This plate is an heirloom from my ancestors, and it's out of print."

"My name is written on the plate. How dare you say it's an heirloom from your family?" Two # characters suddenly appeared on Mikoto's forehead. She picked up a plate and showed the clear word "Qin" on the bottom to the other party.

This set of plates was custom-made by a craftsman on the day she came of age. There was even a big Chinese character "琴" (qin) printed on it. Later, the craftsman quit, so even if she wanted to order a second set, it was impossible.

"Mikoto-sama, how many times do you need me to explain this? I can tell with my feet that this is the qin of Qinse Heming, not the qin of Uchiha Mikoto. Otherwise, why didn't you print two more words?"

Asuka shrugged and looked at Mikoto with a bit more helplessness in her eyes.

Every time she had to explain that the plate had nothing to do with her, but every time her explanation fell on deaf ears Uchiha Mikoto and was completely forgotten the next day.

Seeing the other party's unreasonable appearance, Uchiha Mikoto was so angry that her eyelids twitched. She immediately turned around and continued to wash the vegetables. At the same time, a sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth, "It doesn't matter. When you die, I will take this set of plates back!"

After she finished speaking, her face froze. She realized that the upcoming Fourth World War made these words sound like a curse, so she immediately changed the subject and said, "I went to the medical department yesterday, and your student prescribed me some medicine."

"you are sick?"

He couldn't help but look Mikoto up and down, and after finding that she was in good health, he frowned and said, "You are not sick either. Is the medical department so short of money recently? You are prescribing medicine to people who are not sick? Or did Xi Yan misdiagnose?"

"I'm not really sick, I'm just a little confused inside. Xiyan prescribed some medicine for me!" Mikoto replied indifferently.


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