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Jiang Ke has been a little interested in physiognomy recently. Seeing his brother's eyes watery, he casually said, "Good things are coming if your face is full of peach blossoms."

Jiang Kai didn't think it was a nice thing to say, and raised his foot as if to kick Jiang Ke, but he dodged it nimbly.

Jiang Ke was born with the talent to make people angry to death. What was originally just a joke, now people actually took it seriously for a while.

Jiang Ke: "No, you are really lucky in love."

Jiang Ke spoke in vernacular at once.

The masters in HK always speak in Mandarin when they read people’s faces.

He had been bored recently and had been watching a lot of videos. He saw a face reader who was quite interesting, so he took a look at him out of curiosity.

As I watched, I found that physiognomy is very interesting.

Jiang Ke didn't learn anything else, but he spoke Cantonese about 70% like it.

Jiang Kai wanted to beat the shit out of him, saying that he shouldn’t say such vicious words during the New Year.

But it was still not a good idea to take action, so he had to settle for the next best thing. He picked up the rice cake from the sugar dish on the table, opened it and stuffed it into Jiang Ke's mouth.

Jiang Ke bit the rice crackers until they were crunchy, without stopping talking or speaking.

Jiang Ke: "I'm really lucky in love."

Jiang Kai was very disgusted: "From which fake group did you learn fortune-telling? You can't walk but you want to run. You should learn the Book of Changes first."

Jiang Ke didn't dare to say anything, and the dog's eyes lost their light.

Jiang Kai looked at him for a few seconds, stood up, and asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want to have a midnight snack?"

Jiang Ke: “Eat!”

Jiang Ke: "A certain beef noodle restaurant?"

Jiang Kai: "Who will open your shop for you on New Year's Eve?"

Jiang Ke: "What do you want to eat? Let me tell you first. I'm a patient and I don't cook."

Jiang Kai picked up a can of mushrooms: "There seems to be some rice left from dinner."

Jiang Ke stood up and followed him to the kitchen: "I don't know, Director Jiang didn't fall, right?"

Jiang Kai: "I washed the dishes."

Jiang Ke: "Oh, then you didn't fall."

Jiang Kai was shocked by his stupidity: "Of course not."

Jiang Kai took out the rice cooker pot and fluffed the leftover rice.

Jiang Ke poked his head in: "Is this enough food?"

Jiang Kai: "If it's not enough, I'll make you two eggs."

Jiang Ke chuckled: "That's so embarrassing."

Jiang Ke was coaxed into submission by Jiang Kai in no time.

Both brothers have bad character and their mouths are used only to irritate people and they are very sharp-tongued.

Jiang Ke was clingy when he was young, but he grew up to be a generous person.

He particularly dislikes his brother and hates it most when his brother makes fun of him.

But he is very easy to coax. "Whoever gives me milk is my mother" and whoever gives me red envelopes and food is my brother.

A bowl of mushroom and egg fried rice is enough.

Jiang Kai seldom cooks because his horoscope is incompatible with the fire element. When he was a child, any firewood he burned would burn down the kitchen.

When Jiang Ke was eight or nine years old and his teeth were changing, he was picky about food. He ate little for lunch and dinner, and would always feel hungry at night.

Whenever he was hungry, he would hug his pillow and look for his brother, asking for a midnight snack.

Jiang Kai avoided the kitchen like the plague, but was worn out by Jiang Ke and lost all his taboos.

Maybe I owed him in my previous life.

Later, we changed to a gas stove, the fire could be controlled, and the probability of accidents was much smaller.

Jiang Kai rarely cooks and can only cook some noodles and stir-fry some rice. He is much less talented than Jiang Ke. However, he is quite picky when it comes to food and loves to chatter and make comments. Jiang Ke is the last person who wants to cook for him.

Not for anything else, just to be upset.

After dinner and cleaning the kitchen, Jiang Ke went back to the living room to make some tea.

They only keep watch in the first half of the night, and can go to bed after setting off firecrackers at midnight. Some adults also want to relax and play mahjong all night long.

But since Jiang Ke was a patient, it was natural for her to drink some Ganpu to help digestion and have a good sleep at night.

The show seemed boring, so the two of them logged in, called up their friends, formed a team, and became brothers in the canyon.