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Brother Jiang Ketalung booked three tickets for the amusement park. Fortunately, it was a working day and there were not many people in the park. Basically, he could wait in line for a few minutes and play.

Jiang Ke and his roommates came here once when they were sophomores. It was on Halloween. The scene was incredible. The queues felt like they were going to last forever. Ever since that time, Jiang Ke didn't dare to step into this amusement park again.

Chen Leilun and his girlfriend held hands sweetly, while Jiang Ke did her duty as a light bulb.

My sister-in-law's name is Han Shuangxi. She is an accountant. She looks weak and frail, but as soon as she enters the park, she goes straight to the roller coaster.

There is a roller coaster in the amusement park that is said to be the longest in the country. Jiang Ke's voice was hoarse after the ride. As a result, his sister-in-law was not satisfied and dragged the two grown men on the ride three times in a row. Jiang Ke's legs were shaking when he got off. Chen Lei was even better. He was even worse. A big, strong-willed man, his face turned pale and he vomited all over the floor.

Jiang Ke looked at his Brother Lung's uncomfortable state and felt that he was about to die, so he hurriedly stopped his sister-in-law who was still trying to queue up.

Only then did Han Shuangxi realize that his boyfriend had collapsed. Although he didn't say anything irritating, his face said "I don't want this useless boyfriend anymore."

In the end, Jiang Ke half-carried Brother Lung to the toilet. After vomiting, he washed his face and sat for half an hour before he recovered.

My sister-in-law was also with me throughout the whole process. Seeing how uncomfortable my partner was, she still felt a little distressed. She took out a tissue and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

After resting, they didn't dare to play with roller coasters, big pendulums, jumping machines, etc., but sitting all the time was not a problem, so the three of them walked around avoiding crowded places.

As they walked, the noisy voices gradually disappeared, and at some point they turned into a forest path. The heat dissipated, and the three people who were sweating profusely felt comfortable instantly.

Although it is a forest path, it is actually paved with floor tiles, similar to a corridor, with a wooden shed set up on it. Some vine-like plants grow lushly. The railings are also decorated with some skulls, simulated human limbs, and Bat models and some pumpkin lanterns, not to mention, when the light is not good, they look quite scary at first glance.

Jiang Ke looked at the simulated human body parts and felt a little nervous. He touched them with his hand and confirmed that they were plastic, and then secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

As we walked and stopped, my sister-in-law held a map in her hand, so she was always walking in front.

My sister-in-law was quite excited, her eyes were bright, she was wearing sneakers that increased her height, she was bouncing when she walked, and she was chatting and laughing with Brother Lung.

Jiang Ke walked behind the two of them, feeling a little unsure. When he turned the corner, he was startled when he saw an old wizard model on the ground.

Goosebumps came out of his skin, and he took two quick steps to catch up with Brother Lung and his sister-in-law in front of him.

Jiang Ke didn't dare to look back, so he didn't see the wrinkled face of the old wizard behind him, slowly turning towards the direction where the three people were leaving.

Two couples walked towards them, they looked like college students. One of the girls was wiping her tears, and her little boyfriend was holding her hand and comforting her.

The girl blamed her boyfriend: "It's all your fault. I won't go to any escape room next time. It's too scary."

The little boyfriend looked distressed and said hurriedly: "No, we won't play with this anymore. I was wrong, baby."

All four of them looked shocked.

Two young couples passed by the three of them, and Jiang Ke vaguely heard them complaining: "The blood flow is too realistic..."

"I never expected that the walkie-talkie was broken. Fortunately, a window on the first floor was broken, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get out today..."

"I don't know where the staff member is. It's so irresponsible. I must file a complaint against him..."

The voice gradually became quieter, and Jiang Ke couldn't hear what was being said below. His heart felt fuzzy when he heard it, and he suddenly felt that the atmosphere here was much gloomier.

My sister-in-law picked up the map in her hand and said, "This is a horror-themed area. I also want to go to the haunted house. Lei Lun!"

"Okay!" Chen Leilun agreed. As long as you don't play those games that will scare people with heart attacks, isn't it just a haunted house? The people's police and policemen, Brother Lung, will never be cowardly!

Jiang Ke took a few steps slower, and at this moment, a gloomy European-style villa appeared in front of the three people.

The sister-in-law let out a small exclamation. Jiang Ke thought that her sister-in-law would retreat when she saw this haunted house. When she turned around, her eyes were bright and the light in her eyes was brighter than before on the roller coaster.

Jiang Ke knew that his sister-in-law couldn't be persuaded, so he secretly moved to his brother Leng and lowered his voice and said: "Brother Lun, don't you think this house is a bit spooky? Why don't we stop playing? .”

Brother Lung first glanced at his excited sister-in-law, and then at the villa not far away. He decided to abandon his brother for his wife, so he said carelessly: "What are you afraid of? Why are you so cowardly? It's okay. Brother Lung will protect you after you go in." you."

Brother Lung is not afraid at all and is happy to accompany his wife on this journey.

When the two met for the first time, Han Shuangxi's bag was robbed. The person who robbed it had some bad luck and happened to meet Chen Leilun, who was wearing casual clothes when he came home from get off work.

Good guy, I'm really tired of living in front of King Yama.

Chen Leilun threw down his lunch box and chased after him, running for two blocks before catching him.

After sending the thief to a nearby duty station, Chen Leilun returned the snatched bag to Han Shuangxi. At this time, the two of them met each other. Hey, they both felt that they had a special affinity for each other.

What I got was a script about a hero saving a beauty. No, the shy girl from Shuangxi took the initiative. She smiled sweetly and asked the silly brother Leng: "Thank you very much, brother, are you?" You haven’t eaten yet, I’ll treat you to dinner.”

Chen Leilun was so stunned by the beauty that he forgot to say anything. He followed the others in a daze. The two went to a noodle shop that was still open and ordered a large portion of noodles. Brother Lung continued I haven't eaten for two meals, and I'm eating like a storm.

After eating, I realized, oh, it’s over, I made the girl laugh.

Chen Leilun has always lived a rough life. The boss and rough man who came out of the team did not live as well as the white-collar workers and leaders who worked in the office outside. Coupled with his rough appearance, although he was not bad looking, he was too fierce.

Because of this reason, Chen Leilun's several blind dates fell apart, and the eldest brother is still a lonely policeman and a dog.

This time, he finally met a girl that he fell in love with, but because of her appearance, she almost scared people away, which made Chen Leilun a little frustrated.

Han Shuangxi said: "Brother, are you not full yet? Let's order another bowl."

Chen Leilun raised his eyes and saw the Shuangxi girl smiling like a flower, and he felt that he was okay again.

So I ordered another bowl of noodles!

This time the food was much more elegant.

After eating, in order to save his image, Chen Leilun asked the Shuangxi girl in a gentlemanly manner if he wanted to take her home.

Neither of them were young and ignorant, and they both had a bit of interest, so Han Shuangxi also took the initiative to extend the olive branch.

Naturally, I added WeChat, and the relationship was established soon after.

Han Shuangxi later found out that Chen Leilun was a film police officer, and he didn't mind that he was busy with work and had a good relationship.

It's almost time to talk about marriage, and neither of them has even blushed.

The main reason is that although Brother Lung has a face that is prone to domestic violence, he is actually a maniac who dotes on his wife.

Everything is "My wife is right", "The object is meant to be pampered", "My wife is so cute, she is also cute when she is angry."

Han Shuangxi was sometimes angry with him, but when he wanted to make a quarrel, he kept him from making any quarrel.

Jiang Ke couldn't control Brother Lung, who was so biased, while hinting that he thought too much, so why did he meet "that thing" so easily?

Haunted houses and the like are just gimmicks used by capitalist propaganda to attract curious players! The blood on the wall of the haunted house is just ketchup and paint!

At the same time, he told himself that if he really wanted to do something, he still had some experience and could react faster than Brother Lei Lun and his sister-in-law who didn't know anything, without panicking.

Jiang Ke thought about it, but still didn't feel confident. He took out his phone, opened WeChat, and sent an emoticon to Ren Vince. Before Ren Vince could reply, Jiang Ke was dragged into the haunted house by Chen Leilun.

"Welcome to 'our world'." A man dressed as a vampire appeared out of nowhere, bent down and bowed to the three people who entered. Not to mention, he really looked like a foreign noble, and he looked elegant. .

Han Shuangxi's eyes lit up.

The person dressed as a vampire should be the host of this game. In script killing, he is called DM, which is equivalent to the NPC that issues tasks in the game.

DM includes multiple identities such as director, referee, notary, etc. He is also the organizer of the game and is a key plot connection figure.

The vampire host bent down and made a "please come inside" gesture, with a mask-like smile on his face.

When the three people entered the door, Jiang Ke, who was walking behind, turned back inadvertently and noticed that the host was still staring at his back and smiling.

The smile was so malicious that Jiang Ke felt a chill on his body.