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Chapter 883 1 It must be a special fate
Chapter 883 It Must Be a Special Fate
Potato scratched his head, the place where the crown was attached was a little itchy. He stared at the chicken's legs carefully and said, "It's okay. I will ask the imperial doctor to treat you later."
Mao Jigong was so grateful that he limped to the side and sat down with his stick.
Red Eyes, "Hehe useless thing, you can't even deal with a small zombie."
Potato: "You can do it?"
Red eyes, "..."
The wind was whistling and the Yishui River was cold. A rooster was sitting on the roadside with his crutches, his small steps waving in the wind. A little kid passed by and looked at him for a while, then hesitated and threw the bone he was chewing in front of him.
"Clang~"
The child is gone.
That bone is smoother than the head of a potato.
The chicken turned its head away and pushed the bones aside with a stick.
Square Face: "Your Majesty, Eunuch Mao is a master of the palace, his skills are better than mine. I am no match for him in a one-on-one fight. He even failed in a sneak attack. I am afraid this zombie is not an ordinary person."
Bird's Nest Head, "He is not an ordinary person."
"No, that's not the case!" Mao Jigong waved his hands repeatedly, his face like an old tree bark full of frustration, "It's not that I'm useless.
But this kid is incredibly lucky, as if he is blessed by God!
No matter which angle I attack from, it won't work!"
Mao Jigong had never suffered such an unfair defeat in his life!
She immediately transformed herself into Xianglin Sao and started complaining.
“Your Majesty, you don’t know how evil this zombie is!
The old slave attacked him from behind, and he saw his shadow and slapped him. The old slave could have dodged it, but a blind psychic fell from the sky and hit the old slave on the head! "
"I hid in the sewer and launched a surprise attack. Just as I was about to get out, someone dropped a spark and it exploded!"
"I changed my strategy and wanted to fight head-on, but during the fight, I either stepped on something and fell, or was injured by various means!"
"That zombie only had a little skin broken from head to tail!"
“It’s all God helping him!”
"..."
Red Eyes listened carefully to Mao Jigong's complaints and finally understood what that strange feeling he had sensed from the Zombie King before.
It's luck!
In this world, some people are unlucky while others are lucky. For most people, luck is constant.
But every few hundred years, there will always be a lucky person favored by God, and this kind of person will eventually either rule the country or become a local tyrant!
However, Red Eyes has only seen lucky people, but has never seen a lucky corpse.
He pondered for a moment and decided to seriously ask Mao Jigong and the others about the details of their battle.
"Let me ask you a question."
"Are you polite? Can't you ask others in advance before asking questions?" Potato interrupted Red Eyes before Mao Ji could speak.
Potato glanced at one eye with the other, squinting his eyes, looking indescribably awkward.
Red Eyes endured it.
"Excuse me, can I ask you a question?"
Mao Jigong looked at Potato and answered seriously, "You've already asked."
Red Eyes, "…Then can I ask you another question?"
Mao Jigong, "You also asked the second question."
Red eyes, "..."
Every minute he spent with these psychopaths, he felt like he was about to explode!
The other three looked at him, "Why are you asking such a boring question?"
Red Eyes gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Then I can ask you two more questions, okay?"
Mao Jigong, "Didn't you ask it already?"
"I asked two questions this time. When did I ask them?!"
"right now."
Red Eyes "..."
Three pairs of clear eyes stared at him.
Red Eyes is completely out of control!
"Enough of you idiots!!!"
*
In the following time, Square Face, Bird's Nest Head and Hairy Chicken ambushed him from three sides, but Xingmi was extremely lucky.
Every time it is either a "natural disaster" or a "man-made disaster", but I can always avoid it.
The three of them went from being full of energy at the beginning to feeling hopeless later on.
Four psychopaths were plotting loudly in front of the stall, but the boss pricked up his ears and couldn't hear a word.
strangeness.
"I have tried all thirty-six strategies, but all have failed. Your Majesty, what should I do?"
"Alas, this old slave is useless."
"This princess will kill all nine of its clans!"
"Actually, you still have a plan that has not been used." Red Eyes said slowly, and the other three looked at Potato.
"what?!"
Red eyes, "Honey trap."
Three psychopaths, "..."
After a long silence, the four of them burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha! You're crazy! Hahahaha!"
"You still want a honey trap? We don't have any women!"
"That's it!"
Red Eyes pointed at Bird's Nest Head who was picking his scalp, "Isn't she?"
"How dare you! How can I, a princess worth millions of gold, use the beauty trick!"
Red Eyes, "Haha, actually you know that you are not good-looking, so you dare not use it!"
"How dare you say my daughter is ugly! I'll skin you alive!"
Bird's Nest Head, "I will kill all nine generations of your clan, pluck out your eyes, and dig up your ancestors' graves!"
Red Eyes provoked a few more words, and this time, the four psychopaths unanimously decided to prove the princess's charm.
So not long after, the Zombie King met a unique human girl.
Although in his eyes, humans are lowly food, this food is particularly fragrant.
She left a deep impression on me the first time we met.
This was the first time he saw a girl with such clear eyes. He extended his hand like a gentleman and said, "Hello, nice to meet you, interesting girl."
Girl, "You are too happy too early."
With a refreshing fragrance, it made him feel distracted.
Most importantly, he could feel that this girl possessed exceptionally pure spiritual power, without any impurities.
As the zombie king, she can feel all kinds of human desires.
Greed, appetite, sex...
The more desires you have, the more complex and greasy the taste becomes.
Some people would want to fight, crush, and defraud him when they see him.
Some people will feel disgusting physical desire when they see him.
But she is as refreshing as the spring breeze.
"I admire you very much. Your mind is empty and clean."
"You said this princess has no brains? I will kill all your clans!"
Every slap a girl raises is so unique.
She hit him!
She actually dared to hit him? !
Damn, she was different.
And for some reason, she felt that the girl in front of her looked familiar, as if she had seen her before. It seemed like it was really fate.
In the distance, three psychopaths were watching the developments closely.
Potato, "He really didn't recognize my daughter!"
Red Eyes, “Nonsense, I took three showers, the pepper smell was gone, my hair was straightened with tongs, my face was washed, and I changed into a white dress. Do you know how special a pure white dress and a pure white mental state are?
How could I still recognize it?
I have a way to deal with this lucky child. I can't use force. I have to destroy his luck from the side.
Let him destroy himself!
It's just that her firepower is not strong enough. How can a mere slap make the zombie addicted to it?
She should stab it in the chest with a knife, and then he would definitely fall in love with her instantly.
That’s how I fell.”
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