I'm not a drama god

boom!

Following Chen Ling's order, the door of the restaurant opened immediately. Under the shocked gaze of Jian Changsheng and the other two, scorpions lined up and walked in from outside, carrying plates on their tail hooks.

These scorpions have ferocious appearances, and their tail hooks emit a chilling cold light. If any one of them is left outside, it can scare the residents of half a street to death...

But at this moment, they were as obedient as well-trained waiters, with light steps, front claws retracted, and tail hooks dragging the dinner plates without shaking at all. After coming to the side of the people of the 6th generation, they just flicked them lightly and placed the plates of dinner steadily in front of them.

Just seeing the food on the plate, the expressions of Jian Changsheng and the other two froze.

"This dish is called charcoal grilled centipede. We specially select small centipedes that are less than three months old. We grill them over charcoal until they are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Then we peel off the outer hard shell and sprinkle the salt unique to the abyss on them for seasoning. It should taste pretty good."

Chen Ling swallowed inadvertently while introducing.

"I think Fangkuai will like this dish. It's a classic dish in your hometown, delicious snake soup! After removing the fangs and venom glands, put it in the pot..."

"This is a crispy fried scorpion..."

"Gecko sashimi..."

"Pickled toad legs..."

"vomit--!!!!"

The moment the toad's legs swung in front of Sun Bumian's eyes, his Adam's apple rolled and he turned his head and started to dry heave under the table!

"Who served him the toad legs? Take them away, take them away!" Chen Ling saw Sun Bumian's reaction and seemed to have guessed something. He immediately waved his hand and asked Scorpion to take the dish away.

The little scorpion didn't seem to be very smart. It hesitated for a long time, thinking that it had made a mistake somewhere. It crawled directly in front of Chen Ling with a plop and began to tremble on the spot, begging the king not to serve it on the table.

When Jian Changsheng and others saw this scene, their expressions were extremely wonderful!

Chen Ling frowned, picked up the scorpion's tail and threw it out of the restaurant, then asked the more "human" centipede next to him to remove the plate of toad legs and returned to the main seat.

He smiled apologetically:

"The Ghostly Abyss is not a human realm, so the food here is very limited... However, the venom glands of these poisonous insects have been processed, so there shouldn't be any problem."

After learning that Jian Changsheng and the other two had come to the Ghostly Abyss, Chen Ling began to prepare for the dinner. In addition to stones, there were only poisonous insects in the Ghostly Abyss. He had no choice but to use a small number of poisonous insects that had made mistakes to cook...

In the entire Ghost Abyss, only Chen Ling has human hands and can cook human meals, so he cooks for himself... However, he has never cooked poisonous insects. Although he has tried his best to remove their toxicity, he still has no confidence.

Fortunately, the people of the 6th generation are not ordinary people, so even if there are some things that are not removed cleanly, nothing should happen.

The corners of Jian Changsheng's mouth twitched slightly, and it took him a long time to look away from the poisonous insect feast on the table, and he managed a smile:

"Haha... um... it's okay, at least it looks... well, pretty good..."

"Well, it smells pretty good, right?" Chen Ling licked her lips.

"……Yeah yeah."

"Hurry up and start eating."

"..."

Jian Changsheng turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaohua and Sun Bumian, only to find that they were both looking at him in unison, with eyes that seemed to be saying, "You're the hardest to kill, so you should be eaten first."

Jian Changsheng gritted his teeth and reached out to grab the fork in front of him.

"Eat it, of course I'll eat it... These are high in protein, good stuff! Hahaha... huh???"

Before Jian Changsheng could finish his words, the fork in front of him suddenly moved to the side, leaving him with nothing to grab.

It moved so fast that Jian Changsheng almost thought he was dazzled. When he reached out to grab the fork again, the fork seemed to come alive, and crawled to the side madly!

At the same time, a human mouth even opened at the connection of the fork and screamed!

“Aa ...

Jian Changsheng: ????? ????? ?????

Sun Bu Mian on the opposite side widened his eyes, slapped himself fiercely, and muttered dully:

"It's over... It seems the poison hasn't been completely eliminated... I'm starting to hallucinate."

boom--! !

Chen Ling, who was sitting at the main seat, slammed the table hard, making a dull loud noise that startled everyone in the restaurant.

The bright red costume looked hideous and terrifying in the candlelight. Chen Ling stared at the table full of dishes and said grimly, "Whoever doesn't behave himself will be thrown into the cesspool and will sink to the bottom of the cesspool forever!"

The screaming of the fork stopped abruptly.

It lay quietly on the edge of the table, like a real fork, but its body was still shaking with fear, as if it was in vibration mode.

Jian Changsheng looked at the vibrating fork, then looked at Chen Ling. After a moment, he pointed at himself blankly...

"Thrown into the cesspool... me?"

"Oh, I didn't mean you, I meant these dishes."

"Red heart...these tableware..." Sun Bumian had a strange expression on his face, and he seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"They are from the Jiangtian Sect." Chen Ling replied expressionlessly, "The palace is a bit deserted on weekdays, so I made some toys... Don't worry about them, just treat them as ordinary tableware."

"..."

As he spoke, Chen Ling picked up a pair of chopsticks that were also shaking, calmly picked up a charcoal-grilled centipede, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it slowly, making a crisp sound.

"Don't just stand there, let's eat together." Seeing that the three of them were slow to eat, Chen Ling spoke immediately.

Jian Changsheng had no choice but to bite the bullet, grab the shaking fork, pick up a pitch-black scorpion, and stuff it into his mouth with a determined expression as if he was going to the execution ground.

Chew, chew, chew.

Jian Changsheng's expression became more and more interesting.

After swallowing the scorpion with great difficulty, he forced out a smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his chin towards Sun Bumian and Jiang Xiaohua:

"Why are you just standing there? Eat...it's delicious."

Jiang Xiaohua didn't hesitate at all. She picked up a centipede with the chopsticks and put it in her mouth, then started eating it with a smacking sound.

"...How is it?" Sun Bumian asked cautiously.

Jiang Xiaohua tilted her head and thought for a while:

"good."

Sun Bumian: ...

"I suddenly feel a little dry." Sun Bumian waved his hand, "Well...you guys eat first, I'll go drink some water later..."

"Dry?"

Chen Ling seemed to remember something and snapped her fingers lightly:

"Someone, serve the Five Poison Wine!!"

"??? What kind of wine?"

Under Sun Bumian's horrified gaze, several centipedes crawled in from outside, carrying several jars of mysterious wine.

The moment she smelled the wine, Jiang Xiaohua's eyes lit up slightly.