I'm not a drama god

“Ah ...

Sun Bumian sneezed violently.

He rubbed his inexplicably itchy nose and muttered suspiciously:

"I've sneezed several times in such a short while... Is there anything serious going on?"

“Crack-crack-crack…”

"Before I left, the Fusion Faction had already found the train tracks leading to the South China Sea Realm. Calculating the time, they should be entering the South China Sea Realm soon."

“Crack-crack-crack…”

"Could it be that something went wrong on their end? Logically speaking, if Hong Xin were to personally take action, there shouldn't be any problems..."

“Crack-crack-crack…”

The fierce chewing sounds repeatedly interrupted Sun Bumian's thoughts. Veins popped out on his forehead. He turned his head and cursed at the two figures behind him who were munching on candied haws like starving ghosts:

"Eat, eat, eat!! You only know how to eat!!! Didn't you dislike my candied haws before? Now you can't stop eating them, right?!!"

Under the boulder, there were two homeless-like figures squatting.

One of them was wrapped in bandages, looking like he had rolled in the mud for hundreds of times. The originally white bandages had almost turned dirty and black, and his long, smooth white hair was full of messy knots, like a black mummy that had just been fished out of a stinky ditch.

The other man was dishevelled and his clothes were mostly torn off as if they had been torn by wild beasts countless times. He could only use dry grass from somewhere to make a rope and patch it up on his body. Even so, large areas of skin were still exposed, covered with scars of varying depths.

At this moment, both of them were like starving ghosts, each holding a dozen candied haws, eating them one string after another madly, as if they had not eaten for half a life.

After Sun Bumian finished speaking, Jiang Xiaohua looked up silently:

"Cubes... some more."

Sun Bumian: ...

He spoke not because he was embarrassed to eat, but because he had finished eating.

Sun Bumian opened his mouth to complain, but when he saw Jiang Xiaohua's eager and pure eyes, he silently produced a handful of candied haws and stuffed them into her arms.

"Don't you need to eat? Why are you so hungry?"

"Oh, he must have something bad in his mouth... He just spent three days under the swamp, and his mouth is bitter." Jian Changsheng, who was standing by, ate twenty candied haws in a row, and finally touched his belly with satisfaction and burped loudly.

"???"

Sun Bumian looked at Jiang Xiaohua, whose whole body was black, and silently took a half step back, seeming a little disgusted.

"He was in the swamp for three days. What about you? You weren't with him?"

"I'm busy. I'm being chased by the eighth-order disaster in the Sighing Wilderness."

"..."

Sun Bumian carefully looked at the two of them for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking, "What have you experienced in the past six months?"

"It's no big deal." Jian Changsheng counted on his fingers and said calmly, "I swam with the turtle in the Forbidden Sea, fought with the pumpkin in the Bitter Flesh Forest, dug the soil with the scorpion in the Ghostly Abyss, and swore brotherhood with the yellow skin in the Illusionary Mountains... Well, and then I ran with the lion in the Sighing Wilderness."

Sun Bumian widened his eyes in surprise.

"Are you...really doing this?"

Jiang Xiaohua ruthlessly exposed Jian Changsheng, "It's true, but I never won. I was being hunted from the beginning to the end."

Sun Bumian: ...

"I admit that I underestimated you, Spade." Sun Busian sighed.

"When you said you were going to the Gray Realm for training, I thought you were just going to go fight two disasters and come back soon... I didn't expect you to push yourself to this point."

Just as Jian Changsheng was about to say something, Jiang Xiaohua at the side spoke first:

"He wanted to go back on the fifth day after he came out, but he got lost because of the pursuit and couldn't find the direction to return to the Fusion Sect."

"Meihua!! I've tolerated you for a long time!" Jian Changsheng also stood up and cursed, "You'll die if you don't say a few words! I've suffered a lot out there for half a year, what's wrong with letting me show off a little!"

"So, in the past six months, it's not that you didn't want to return to the Fusion Sect... but that you got lost?" Sun Bumian's expression was a little strange. "No wonder you left a distress mark on the track around the South China Sea boundary... Are you expecting us to find you and come to rescue you?"

The corner of Jian Changsheng's mouth twitched, and he looked silently into the distance, as if he was admiring the scenery of the gray world.

Sun Bu Mian asked again: "But how did you know we would come to the South Sea Territory?"

"We don't know, so we left them on the orbits of the three realms of Nanhai, Tianshu and Cangyun." Jiang Xiaohua answered seriously.

"Oh~ I see~"

Jian Changsheng really didn't want to continue this topic, so he stood up, dusted himself off, and asked casually:

"I've been away for so long, I kind of miss everyone in the Fusion faction... Um, Cube, how do I get to the Fusion faction?"

Sun Bumian shook his head, "The Fusion Faction...is no longer in the Gray Realm."

As soon as these words came out, Jian Changsheng and Jiang Xiaohua were both stunned.

"what?"

Sun Bumian told them everything that had happened during this period, including how he led the Fusion Faction through the Gray Realm and arrived near the South China Sea Realm... After listening, Jian Changsheng seemed to be thinking:

"You mean, the Fusion Faction has been forced to move to the South Sea Realm?"

"Well, considering the time, we should have gone in."

"The South China Sea Realm is also good!" Jian Changsheng looked at him eagerly, "With food, drink and a bath, it's like a god's life."

Jiang Xiaohua on the side nodded repeatedly.

Sun Bumian found it a little funny and a little admiring when he saw the two "savages" yearning for a civilized society...

In any case, Jian Changsheng and Jiang Xiaohua had indeed been honing their skills in the Gray Realm for more than half a year, and had come into contact with almost all disaster territories. You know, Jian Changsheng was a man blessed with bad luck. Sun Bumian absolutely did not believe that he went to these disaster territories and just had two fights with the disasters and escaped unscathed.

And Jian Changsheng actually dared to provoke the next one after provoking one disaster territory. This abnormal psychological quality really cannot be explained by the two words "lost".

Jiang Xiaohua seems to be sabotaging Jian Changsheng, but isn't this also their self-mockery of their own experiences over the past six months?

What they have experienced is definitely much more than they imagined.

The most important thing is that Sun Bumian can vaguely feel that... Jian Changsheng's eyes are different from before.

Sun Bumian had the most experience and was the most sensitive to human nature. If Jian Changsheng was previously a nouveau riche who had a murderous aura like a treasure but didn't know how to use it, or a college student who had just entered society with determination and passion... then now, the murderous aura seemed to have seeped into his bones.

He was like a sword without a sheath, emitting an edge that even Sun Bumian felt threatened in this desolate and dead world.

"Why are you looking at me?" Jian Changsheng was so greedy that he put his hands together and begged.

"Brother, Brother Cube, please take us to the South China Sea... I want to eat something good!"

"..."

Sun Bumian waved silently, "Come with me."