Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !

"Hi, what, what should I say now, long time no see..." Li Ming's face was full of embarrassment, as if his husband was caught red-handed when he went out to Dabaojian.

No, I'm not her boyfriend. Why should I be worried?

Li Ming straightened up his chest after thinking clearly, but Ji Zi rolled her eyes at him and said angrily, "I haven't seen a ghost in a long time. Come and help me. My friend is drunk."

"Drunk, drunk is good!" After hearing this, Li Ming's eyes flashed, and bad words came out of his mouth unconsciously. When he noticed that Ji Zi's expression was wrong, Li Ming quickly changed his words. , "That's really bad. Why are you drunk?"

Ji Zi didn't believe Li Ming's words at all, but at this time, a man in a straight suit and a dog-like appearance came out of the bar.

He said to Ji Zi in front, "Miss, I can..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Zi looked at Li Ming and shouted, "Baby, there is a bad guy!"

That sound made Li Ming's bones almost freeze. He walked forward and stopped the man, "Sir, you have offended my girlfriend, please leave!"

Li Ming walked to Ji Zi's side, stretched out his hand from his windbreaker, and hugged Ji Zi, and Smith fell to the ground with a thud.

The man frowned, but did not retreat. Instead, he moved forward even more courageously, "I just want to take up this young lady's time to have a meal. It's not too much, right?"

The man's idea is very simple. As an old farmer, what he believes in most is his hoe. As long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no corner that will not fall.

Li Ming did not answer him, "Wait a minute, don't talk for a moment, let me shield you first. First of all, my biological sex is male, but I have gender cognitive disorder. I always think that I am a female, and I am a T, so I like women, and I am a fundamentalist, so I cannot be transgender, and I am a transvestite, I only wear men's clothes, and I like small animals. I am also a vegetarian, but I also have pica, so I eat meat. , sir, please continue."

When this wave of shields came down, Ji Zi was stunned, let alone the man. In the end, Li Ming was still blocking the front. He had no choice but to give up his idea and glanced at Li Ming secretly, but Li Ming Ming was not timid at all, just like the gorilla he had just defeated in the group.

"Okay, everyone else has left, don't be embarrassed, let's go!" Ji Zi carried Smith with one hand and patted Li Ming on the shoulder with the other.

"Just go, I haven't gone inside to have fun for a while?" Li Ming's face was full of disappointment, but Ji Zi's eyebrows raised, and Li Ming immediately softened, "Okay, okay, don't be mean, it's okay." It looks great!”

"Hmph!" Ji Zi carried Smith and was about to leave. Li Ming took Smith from Ji Zi's hand and said, "Let me handle this kind of thing. You shouldn't be carrying these things on your shoulders."

Ji Zi, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and looked at Li Ming with a strange look on her face, "Where did you go for an internship? Are you sick?"

She had felt that something was wrong with him since she was putting on the shield just now, and now that she said these words, she suddenly got goosebumps.

"Well, what's wrong?" Li Ming, who let himself go, didn't feel anything was wrong at all. He didn't return to normal until Ji Zi gave her a brain break.

"Here, this is the car, and here is the key." Ji Zi threw the key to Li Ming consciously. Looking at the car in front of him, Li Ming was a little dazed, "Your car?"

"No, it's hers." Ji Zi pointed to Smith who was carried on Li Ming's shoulder. At this time, the little rich woman woke up on Li Ming's shoulder, but found that in her field of vision, the world had turned upside down. , the wine I just drank went straight to my forehead, "Yuck!"

The first thing I did when I opened my mouth was vomit!

Before Li Ming heard that sound, Smith had already vomited on Li Ming's back, and the white and yellow vomit remained on Li Ming's handsome black windbreaker.

"Ah, no, you..."

Before Li Ming finished speaking, his own words were interrupted by Smith's scream, "Ah! Jizi, help me!"

Smith's shouting almost caused Li Ming to die on the spot, until Ji Zi got out of the car angrily, looking at Smith with her hands on her hips, "What's the matter, little drunk cat?"

"Ah... uh." Looking at Ji Zi standing in front of her, Smith was stunned. After vomiting, she recovered and looked at the hot man beside her. Ah, it's you. , Himeko’s rumored boyfriend!

After recognizing Li Ming, Smith was a little embarrassed. He quickly stood up, patted his little dress, and apologized to Li Ming with a low body. Li Ming's eyes were immediately attracted by a black hole.

"Huh?" Ji Zi looked at him seriously. She could tell that something was wrong with Li Ming's eyes at this moment, which was no different from the eyes of the uncles in the bar just now.

After hearing Ji Zi's voice, Li Ming coughed twice and reluctantly withdrew his eyes. He didn't think of anything extraordinary. He just felt that Smith was really a good material to be a Valkyrie and had a good foundation.

Smith, who woke up from drinking and had a slight headache, immediately returned to his true nature. When he learned that Jizi asked Li Ming to drive, he had no objection. Instead, he happily sat in the back seat, facing the driver's seat.

Before getting into the car, Ji Zi hugged Li Ming's windbreaker soaked in vomit and sat in the passenger seat.

Li Ming, who was wearing only a pair of bottoms and holding the key in his hand, sighed. Although it's almost summer, the weather is still very cold. And why do you think you can't handle vomit when you travel through time? What's going on, Jay? It was the same last time, and it was the same this time, and it was also the second brush in Paradise.

The real Lawyer of Vomiting?

Li Ming, who had nothing to say, sat in the driver's seat. Before he started the car, a pair of small hands stretched out from behind and touched Li Ming's waist, which immediately made Li Ming's whole body tense.

No, someone is greedy for my waist again.

But those little hands quickly retracted, and then Smith in the back seat smiled like a turtle that couldn't roll over, "I have abdominal muscles, but they are soft. Jizi, your boyfriend is so cute!"

cute?

Veins popped up on Li Ming's head. I agree with the previous sentence about my boyfriend, but please take back the cute sentence at the end, otherwise you will know what a forty-meter sword is and you are already hungry and thirsty.

"Who said he is my boyfriend!" Ji Zi also said to Li Ming helplessly, "Let's go, she is drunk and crazy, leave her alone!"

Even though Ji Zi said this, Li Ming still felt very insecure. Please, do you care if she covets my waist?

Li Ming had a slightly troubled expression on his face, but it had no effect on Ji Zi. Smith's giggles still came from the back seat.

After driving out of the bar, Li Ming didn't know where to go. Seeing that they didn't say anything, he went to where he wanted to go. Anyway, he was just out to have fun, and he was worried about not having a car.

In this way, Li Ming drove around and started shopping here according to his original plan. He just endured the pain enough to exclude the red light district from his plan.

Li Ming, who was driving, listened to the two people chatting.

"Ji Zi, why are you not drunk?" Smith, who has experienced it, said that Ji Zi has the courage to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Whose general is this?

But Jizi's next words made Smith roll his eyes. Jizi took out his student ID card and pointed to the age on it, "Prohibition, I always drink mocktails."

"Haha, it's great to be young!" For the first time, Smith felt the dangers of society. Even Jizi, who looked like a novice, turned out to be black when cut open. It was over, there was no love in this world.

Li Ming was laughing secretly in the driver's seat, but soon the two of them set their eyes on Li Ming.

"Hey, Jizi, didn't you say he's not your boyfriend?" Smith said that the stabbing on the back of her best friend's hand made her very sad and she needed an explanation.

Ji Zi just muttered, "It's not the case!"

But Smith's next words made her unable to sit still, "If you don't want to, I'll chase him. I suddenly feel that Ming is quite handsome, and he won't suffer as a boyfriend."

Don't praise me, even if you praise me, I will not betray Ji Zi.

Although he was hypnotizing himself like this in his heart, the corners of Li Ming's mouth were now rising like an AK that couldn't be suppressed, almost evolving into a crooked-mouthed dragon king.

Ji Zi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, naturally noticed this. She reached out to Li Ming's waist, twisted it quietly, and then said to Smith, "If you continue to talk nonsense, you will not be able to report on my experiment in the future." Don’t even think about it.”

Hearing Ji Zi's threat with strategic supplies, Smith had to restrain himself a little, but the window paper between Li Ming and Ji Zi was pierced, making the atmosphere between Ji Zi and Li Ming a little awkward.

"Ming, um..." Ji Zi was about to say something.

"Needless to say, I understand. It's still early!" Li Ming interrupted Ji Zi with three clicks. Please, even if Ji Zi is one year older, he can't do it. His father-in-law is still watching. Wait. My father-in-law, I'm...

When he thought of this, Li Ming's thoughts suddenly stopped. This year was 03. He remembered that Wuliang Talongsuke died in 05. He remembered that the time was Jizi's birthday, because of the relationship between Hugos and the People from Beyond the World. matter.

Li Ming glanced at Ji Zi unconsciously. Ji Zi, who was suddenly interrupted by Li Ming, kept staring at him. Then he found that Li Ming looked at her with a meaningful look inexplicably. , she immediately became angry, "What are you doing? I want a good figure and a good face. I can't compare to others in any way."

"I like..." Just when Ji Zi, who was full of enthusiasm, was about to blurt out her words, she learned the interruption spell from the old man.

"If I agree, will I be able to get married in the presence of my father-in-law in two years?" Li Ming's mind was thinking wildly, especially after his mental power improved and he was able to think about things while driving. Just now Himeko's words were so stimulating that his brain shut down for a moment. When he was still thinking about how to solve the problem of Wuliang Talongsuke, he was immediately turned upside down when Himeko said this.

Boom!

The Jizi sank immediately, as if it had sunk directly into the bottom of the sea. Jizi, whose face was red, turned her face aside, not wanting to look at Li Ming.

Smith burst out laughing in the back seat. She suddenly felt that even going to a bar was not so exciting. How could she see such an interesting scene in the bar.

Li Ming also knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he started to find a topic and asked, "Is there anywhere you want to go, or should you just go back?"

Ji Zi didn't say anything, but Smith just watched the fun and didn't take it too seriously, "Keep playing, I just came out to play today, have fun!"

Since the owner of the car said so and Jizi had no objection, they had no choice but to continue strolling.

Stopping the car on the side of the road, an ice cream cart that Li Ming had already booked and planned to try was already lined up in a long line. After waiting for a long time, Li Ming finally bought the ice cream. It was just a purchase. I bought three of them, and one was for little rich woman Smith.

"Oh, it's so delicious. There is such delicious ice cream here!" Smith said he was shocked. Jizi huddled in the corner, licking the ice cream on her hand, her eyes lit up, obviously she felt The taste was good, but she didn't speak at this time. She felt that Li Ming was poisonous tonight and talking to him would cause problems.

While eating and playing all the way, Ji Zi basically had no sense of participation, but Smith and Li Ming had the most fun.

Smith held a bag of food in his arms, all of which Li Ming had eaten after shopping in the commercial street just now. Most of the food in it was taken into consideration by Li Ming and did not buy too much heavy food after considering Ji Zi's taste. The food was delicious, but who knew that Jizi thought it was too sweet after eating it?

Really, Li Ming suddenly felt defeated. No wonder the curry was so spicy. It turned out that he couldn't taste it!

It was already midnight, so Li Ming had no choice but to send Smith home first. Smith reluctantly watched the two people in front of her leave. She really ate well and had good food along the way. Such a life was simply not too good. Comfortable.

After Smith left, Li Ming and Himeko kept walking with their heads down, each thinking about their own things. Li Ming was thinking about how to solve Ryusuke's death situation, while Hime's thoughts had already drifted to many years in the future. Like Li Ming, a husband and a godson.

If the matter with Ryusuke can be solved, maybe Himeko will not become a Valkyrie, and Himeko will not suffer all kinds of harm due to Honkai, and finally disappear into the imaginary number space, but to change this problem, Li Ming must Only when you meet Wuliang Talongsuke.

Li Ming, who had made up his mind, said to Jizi, "Jizi, can you let me meet Mr. Ryusuke?"

Jizi, who evolved into a bubble teapot, didn't react at this time and was stunned, "So soon? Didn't you say two years later?"

Li Ming was stunned when he heard this. What are you talking about?

However, they were already downstairs in the apartment at this time. Knowing that she had said the wrong thing, Ji Zi ran away without giving Li Ming time to react.