I, the first trainer of the new world

Almost had to play the resurrection match again.

The doctor was surprised to see me. Hey, didn't you come here for a gastroscopy a few days ago? Why did you come to the fever clinic instead of the gastroenterology department for a follow-up visit?

I laughed and told the doctor that I almost fell into bed.

On the evening of the 60th of last week, I arrived at work, went home and happily began to prepare to write, thinking that I would have a big hit on Sunday. However, when I woke up the next day, I felt completely unwell.

It felt like I slept in a washing machine last night. My brain had been flushed by the toilet all night, and my body had been rolling in the washing machine all night. Let alone getting up, it took me all my strength to even open my eyes and breathe.

It felt like there were five toothpicks stuck in my throat, and it was painful and I couldn't speak.

But after lying down for a while, I felt better, so I got up, took some medicine, sat in front of the computer, and fell into deep thought while looking at the page where Chenggua was writing.

Because all the plot texts I had planned yesterday are gone~

All gone!!!

Hahahahahahaha...

I'm cracked.

In a physical sense.

When I felt my brain entering the toilet again, my whole body felt like I had experienced a pirate ship. I even felt like I could stand on the Black Pearl and set sail with the captain.

Yo~ The captain found a new treasure~

But can you tell me about those undead following you?

The captain said nothing, just patted my shoulder and moved away.

Ah~ I saw it~ My deceased grandma waved to me again~

She said: Grandson, if you don't get up, you will be late for school.

I was so moved that I burst into tears.

But grandma, your grandson has already graduated.

Oh, my mother-in-law had Alzheimer's disease before she passed away, so it's normal that she can't remember clearly. Everyone in the family said that they would dream about her from time to time during the period when my mother-in-law passed away, which means that my mother-in-law still missed everyone very much.

The family was very touched, but they didn't dare to move.

I am different. I have dreamed about my mother-in-law quite often. I vaguely remember that the last time I dreamed about her was when I was playing the resurrection match. She also told me that after the effect of the anesthetic wore off, I should remember to go back and tear down the shed on her grave to block out the light.

Of course I listened to you, but mother-in-law, there is no covering on your grave.

I suspect my mother-in-law's dementia may have worsened after she passed away.

Hiss…Is Alzheimer's disease hereditary? My dad seems to be getting demented, and I guess I will get demented in the future too, given my brain.

I hope you won’t forget to update after you become demented.

At that time, my father and I would play with our oxygen tubes in the ward, trying to see who would pull out whose tube first.

The loser went to complain to my mother-in-law.

perfect.

This is vaguely the situation. Ibuprofen saved my dog's life, but dogs don't have nine lives. Now the pain in my head has gone, but there is a delay. I don't know how to describe it. You can understand it as the Bluetooth controller is running out of battery, and it will take two or three seconds for there to be a response when you press it.

Don't worry. I get a bad cold almost every year when the seasons change. Last year, when I had a bad cold, I dreamed that my mother-in-law was cutting grass for pigs in the rural yard. I approached her with a smile, but my mother-in-law told me to get out and not to snatch potatoes from the pigs in the house.

I wonder if it’s been a long time since I last stole potatoes from a pig?

The main reason is that people don’t raise pigs at home anymore, right?

My mother-in-law doesn't trust me.

I wanted to talk back, but ended up getting scolded.

This year my mother-in-law came back with the captain to scold me. Maybe she didn’t scold me enough last year.

All in all, the delay today has been reduced to less than one second. I sat for an entire afternoon trying to write something, but I only wrote one sentence and forgot everything else that came after that.

I can't code at all. All the words you see now took me an entire afternoon to write, which took about four hours. The total number of words up to this point is 1081.

Why did I write so much? Because this crappy website can’t publish chapters with less than a thousand words.

In short, it's just a small problem. I don't need to play the resurrection match. I can get off the pirate ship after I remove the sea curse on me.

Hahahahaha

What about the captain?

Have you seen the captain?

Did he leave me alone and take off on the boat?

I feel like my mother-in-law misses us a lot. I hope I can have a meal with her in my dream. That’s not a high request.