If I live forever, everyone thinks I am invincible

I knew that Dahuang was a dog that couldn't spit out ivory, but I didn't expect him to ask even more stupid questions.

Chen Changan and the others all said this in unison, making Da Huang feel very embarrassed, while Song Yuheng laughed happily on the side.

"Laughing chicken feathers."

Da Huang glared at Song Yuheng unhappily.

"Yeah, it's a laughingstock."

"Oh my god? You're thinking pretty fast this time."

"It depends on who I'm competing with. I can't beat a human, but can I beat a dog?"

"What the hell? Are you challenging us? Do you believe I'll beat you up? Do you still think you're the same you and I'm the same me?"

"Come on, come on, we are both in the first level of the Emperor Realm, how can I be afraid of you?"

"Shut up, you two!"

After Chen Changan said this, the man and the dog shut up obediently, but the look in their eyes when they looked at each other was still full of sparks.

"Let's go, stop looking. If you can see flowers, you can still see love."

Mu Yunyao walked over and kicked Dahuang, and her words made Dahuang and Song Yuheng stunned.

After looking at each other again, they instantly felt that the atmosphere was a little strange. The man and the dog turned around and started to vomit.

"love?"

"with him?"

"Am I blind? Besides, not only is the species wrong, the gender is also wrong." Da Huang said with disdain.

"Who the hell is so nice to fall for a dog like you?"

"What's wrong with the dog? There are so many people who are proud of me. Don't you know how popular I was in the past?"

"Wandering in the brothels of the Ten Thousand Worlds, enjoying endless pampering and love."

"Everyone likes me and loves me." Dahuang said proudly.

"Who doesn't love brothels?"

"You are just one of their guests, but they have more than one guest."

"What are you so proud of?" Song Yuheng said disdainfully.

"I have a wife, do you have one?"

"I...you really don't have a dog wife."

"Bullshit, my wife is a human being, and she's pretty awesome."

"What about that person?"

"People... it's none of your business. Why are you so nosy?"

"What? Divorced?"

Song Yuheng had a gloating expression on his face at this time, but what he was more curious about was how Dahuang could find a human wife?

By coercion and inducement?

So now your wife has run away?

Little did he know that the existence of this wife was something that Dahuang had never liked to mention, and this time he spoke too quickly and said it out loud.

At this time, Song Yuheng also noticed that Da Huang's expression seemed a little strange, so he asked awkwardly, "Are they really getting divorced?"

"Well...there are plenty of beautiful women out there, so why should you be obsessed with just one?"

"Otherwise, I'll introduce you to a better one someday."

However, after Song Yuheng finished speaking, Da Huang looked at him with a wary expression, which made Song Yuheng confused.

"What's wrong? Which sentence did you say wrong?"

"Do you have any intentions towards me, tell me?" Da Huang asked warily.

What?

attempt?

What the hell does this have to do with anything?

Why do you have such intentions?

"No, are you crazy? Why would I have any intentions towards you?"

"What did you just say?"

"What did I say? I just said there are plenty of beautiful women out there, why bother with just one? I'll introduce you to a good one, is that a problem?"

"Yes, it's a big problem."

"Let me ask you, what does the grass represent, and what do the flowers represent?"

When Da Huang asked this question, not only Song Yuheng was stunned, but Chen Changan and the others who had been listening for a long time also began to feel curious.

"Dahuang, what do these represent?" Li Yanran asked curiously.

"Most words used to describe men are grass, right?"

"But the word describing a woman is a flower, right?"

When everyone heard Dahuang say this, they thought there was nothing wrong with it. But if they thought about it carefully, if this setting was applied to this sentence, the meaning would be a bit distorted.

"There are men everywhere in the world, why do you have to love only one girl?"

"What the hell?"

"Can it be explained this way?"

"If it doesn't work for women, you can find a man?" Li Yanran said in shock.

After Li Yanran finished speaking, Chen Changan and the others also looked towards Song Yuheng.

Seeing everyone's strange looks, Song Yuheng was also a little flustered, and hurriedly explained, "That's not what I meant. I... I didn't know that he would understand this sentence like this."

"This...isn't this a distortion of classic vocabulary?"

"He...he's blaspheming literature. He...he's slandering me."

Song Yuheng kept explaining, but seeing everyone's increasingly strange looks, Song Yuheng was also confused.

"You just... you don't believe what I say at all?"

"Hey, it's okay. We are all family. We can all understand."

"But, since we're all family, why don't you just attack your own dog?"

"It will be so embarrassing in the future." Chen Changan said with a smile.

"Brother, you are my biological brother, okay? You have to clear my name."

"I...I, Song Yuheng, have been traveling the Eternal Land for so many years. What kind of women have I not seen?"

"How could I possibly like a dog, especially a male dog?"

"I...I don't know if I'm wronged."

Seeing Song Yuheng's expression that seemed to be about to cry, Da Huang quickly said, "Oh my god, how can you still feel wronged?"

"What's the point of me liking you? I'm the one in danger now, and I haven't felt wronged yet."

"I don't even dare to fly in front of you right now, I'm afraid of getting stuck behind you!"

puff!

Da Huang's words made Mu Yunyao and the other three unable to hold back their laughter. Mu Yunyao and Di Feiyan were relatively okay, but Li Yanran was just trying to make up for her smile.

After laughing, Li Yanran asked herself the questions in her mind.

"Sister-in-law, what does it mean to add to the trouble from behind?"

"Well... you're still young, so don't ask too much about what's going on in society."

"You'll know when you grow up."

"Oh, okay, but you guys seem to be laughing happily. It must be something interesting, right?"

"Well, that's interesting. That's very interesting." Chen Changan said with a smirk on his face.

Chen Changan and the others now completely disregard Song Yuheng's life or death, and Song Yuheng also noticed this, so he simply chose to shut up.

"say something?"

"Why don't you speak?"

"Do you know you're afraid now?"

"Bah, you dirty bastard." Da Huang said with disdain.

Song Yuheng's face already showed a suicidal look at this time. He felt that everything in front of his eyes was dark and he could not find any light at all.

Life...

"Okay, no more joking."

"Let's hurry up and get going."

"Don't be so sad, everyone was just joking with you."

"Don't worry, you wouldn't do anything to cause trouble. We believe in you." Chen Changan comforted with a smile.

"Should I...thank you?"

"You guys have caused me too much trouble."

"My heart... is full of holes, it's horrible to look at!"