Damn it! All the fairies are on maternity leave

Big sword?

Ha, only she, Fuyao, could understand these words.

Forget it, she will try it today too. Those boys on the Aqua Blue Star always like to play with things.

Now that the choice has been made, this step must be taken sooner or later.

"Huh? It's noon now? It's not morning and evening."

Damn it, the enjoyment is over.

Health care, this is a way of maintaining health and health.

Mainly performs foot massage, oil massage, cupping, etc.

In order to ensure good health, we enjoy civilized services and local massage to resolve physical discomfort.

But this healthy and healthy behavior full of positive energy, after adding the word "big"

The style of painting has completely changed...

After going to a [big] health care center, many compatriots felt that their bodies were empty when they came back...

What about the health regimen you mentioned?

The devil knows how to raise it.

Speaking of these three words, male compatriots of all ages.

Under that childish face, there is always a hint of evil smile.

In fact, the origin of these words is not that mysterious.

It's just that the male compatriots went to a health center and fell in love for hours.

The last time I saw my love partner, I felt a little pitiful and gave her a breakup fee.

It’s a very simple and clear behavior, so there’s nothing to dig into.

Normal health care behaviors can relax people's body and mind and relieve fatigue.

After adding the word "big", it makes people feel ecstatic and hearty.

Thinking about it this way, the effect seems to be similar.

That’s how the term “big**” came about.

"Well, the technique is good. It seems that you went there a lot before traveling through time."

Fuyao teased while enjoying Xu Feng's massage.

It has been millions of years since I came to this world, and this is the first time I have enjoyed a massage service.

It does feel pretty good.

"How is it possible? Am I that kind of person? I don't like taking buses."

"Compared to those, I prefer private cars, or new cars."

Fuyao:? ? ?

After pondering for a while, she finally understood the meaning of Xu Feng's words.

"Haha, as expected, men are all virtuous."

I couldn't help but think about it, and I checked myself into a seat.

Well, fortunately, she is a new car.

"Hiss, it would be a shame not to use cupping on your back."

The snow is white and smooth, extremely flat, as crystal clear as jade.

Sure enough, as Fuyao said, her body had already entered a state of purity.

"Cutting your sister, huh? Does cupping feel comfortable?"

"What can I say, I haven't tried it, and I don't know if the jar can suck your back."

Fuyao is already an Immortal Emperor, so it should be impossible for him to have those things like rheumatism in his body.

Furthermore, Xu Feng was not sure whether an ordinary jar could absorb the Immortal Emperor's back.

"How about giving it a try?"

"what ever."

"Then, you wait here for a while, I'll go out for a while."

After saying that, Xu Feng stood up and ran out.

I quickly walked around the residence in Fuyao, but I couldn't find even a bamboo.

Not to mention those glass jars.

"Come back, things are ready for you."

Just when Xu Feng was in a panic, Fuyao's voice came to his ears.

When I returned to the bedroom, I saw that things were indeed ready.

"Is this a jar made of jade?"

"Well, refine it. It's very simple. What are you doing here?"

Xu Feng:......

Yes, she is the Immortal Emperor.

Forget it, it was my first time doing cupping on someone, so I didn’t think about it that way.

"Sniff, is this alcohol? Did you refine it?"

"Flyed here."

"Then, how do you know about this set of cupping items?"

"It's none of your business, just do your job."

"Well, I'll start then. You lie down."

I don’t know if the jar made of jade can be used.

Xu Feng learned the methods in the health-preserving videos and started to operate them.

Use tweezers to pick up a cotton ball, dip it in a little alcohol, and smear some of it into the jade jar.

Then the cotton ball was ignited and stuffed into the jade jar instantly.

call

"Okay, okay, what's next?"

Xu Feng thought for a while and directly placed the jar on the snow-white jade back.

"Hiss, fuck, it burned me to death."

"Uh"

Fuyao was so hot that he was shocked. He controlled his spiritual power and directly knocked the things behind him away.

He looked up at the jar flying in the air, and his whole face turned dark.

"Is this how you pulled it out?"

"You don't even take out the burning cotton balls inside?"

"Can you fucking know it?"

"Fuck, bad review, I must give you a bad review and file a complaint against you."

Xu Feng:......

"No, boss, this is my first time doing this, so I have no experience."

Do you need to take out the burning cotton ball?

Hiss, it seems that it really needs to be taken out.

"Huh? No, how do you know so much?"

"Could it be that in that world, you often went for cupping?"

Xu Feng looked at Fuyao playfully, feeling that this guy was hiding something.

Fuyao didn't take Xu Feng's look seriously.

"One of my sisters runs a women's health center. I've had it done several times. Her technique is much better than yours."

"Uh, the one you're pulling out is a boy or a girl?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a woman. Who can see my body if they want?"

"Then I'm watching right now."

"You, I really want to kick you to the wall, you won't be able to buckle it."

"Okay, okay, boss, just lie down and I'll try again."

"If you burn me again, your eyes will be swollen."

After the first failure, Xu Feng gained experience in the next operation.

Rows of jars were successfully attached to Fuyao's back.

It feels like a sense of accomplishment.

Taking advantage of this gap, he began to gently help Fuyao to hold his legs.

If you want to do it, you have to do it right.

Don't be careless at work. If you are careless about your work, your work will not yield you results.

Xu Feng has always had a wish for his fellow villagers.

They say that when a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman, he will be shot in the back.

Therefore, when Fuyao wasn't paying attention, Xu Feng controlled the transformation of his own weapon and shot her directly.

In an instant, Fuyao was stunned.

"Okay, Sister Fuyao, everything will be fine in a while."

"you......"

There were rows of jars on her back, which made her want to fly them all away.

But after thinking about it, I gave up.

At the very least, having those jars there could distract her.

"Chopsticks turn into kaiselu, find out."

Fuyao:......

She didn't want to deal with this bastard at all, it was so disgusting.

He promised to keep healthy, but he directly criticized her.

Sure enough, a man's mouth is a liar.

But fortunately, Xu Feng at least gave her a different feeling than she imagined.

After an unknown amount of time, Xu Feng began to take down all the jars in an orderly manner.

"Huh? As expected of the Immortal Emperor's body, it actually left no trace. It's really amazing."

"Can you stop talking and work hard?"

"Okay, boss, remember to give me a good review."

"Go away~"