I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Dandan was very sad. Qin Xun felt like the pain took a century to get better. He let out a sigh and said in surprise.

“My grandfather feeds wild boars?”

"You're that strong?"

He was somewhat thankful that he had taken on everything for his grandfather, otherwise he would probably have to stay in bed for half a month.

Suddenly, Qin Xun saw a small black ball floating in front of him and asked anxiously.

"You are such a pain in the ass slacker!"

"Are you ok?"

"Are you ok?"

"Are you ok?"

Although they were words of concern, the expectation in its eyes betrayed its true thoughts.

Qin Xun snorted coldly, put his hands behind his back, and said lightly.

"Just a little bit... of wind and frost!"

Suddenly, he remembered that the treatment for loss of appetite was cured in an instant, but his testicles hurt for several minutes. He guessed that it was the little black ball that was causing the trouble.

He was filled with anger, and he put on a stern face to show his authority as a master, and spoke in a stern voice.

"Mo Yu Zai, you have now transformed into a male."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the little black ball flying backwards with a look of fear on its face. Its little mouth opened and closed but nothing came out.

It raised its two little hands to its waist, and immediately transformed two calves and a pair of boxer shorts into its lower body, tightly wrapping its crotch.

It floated over, stretched out its nonexistent neck, and closed its eyes.

"You vicious slacker, tell my mom that I'm not a coward!"

Qin Xun sneered, suddenly raised his right hand, stretched out his thumb, index finger, and middle finger, and grabbed and twisted the little black ball's crotch like tightening a screw.

When I touched it, I felt something vague, as if it was there and not there. Was it because I pinched nothing?

he taunted.

"Too small!"

But then he saw the little black ball open his eyes, with a look of success on his face, and he laughed with his hands on his hips.

"Hahahaha!"

"You adorable lazy fellow, I didn't become a male, hahaha!"

Qin Xun was startled and his expression became interesting. He didn't understand what the little black ball was so proud of.

Is this more fucking insulting than not flicking your dick?

It doesn't feel insulted, but now I feel dirty.

After the fun.

Qin Xun began to seriously get and treat illnesses, getting all the illnesses his family members would get in the future, and then treating them one by one.

As for those who need surgery, the little black ball will take care of it. Its medical skills are quite good.

On this day, he lay on the operating table and was cut into pieces.

I don’t know how long it took, but Qin Xun saw that there was no name of the disease in the air and smiled with satisfaction.

Grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, uncles, aunts, cousins... All relatives within three generations of mourning are safe and sound and die of old age.

Qin Xun knew very well how rare it was to die of old age.

He once heard from his grandfather that there was an 82-year-old man in their village.

That afternoon, the old man picked a watermelon from the vegetable garden, soaked it in well water, brought himself a pot of tea, and lay on a bamboo lounge chair under the shade of a big tree with a palm-leaf fan.

The breeze is blowing, let alone my worries, there is not a single thing on my mind.

He didn't get up again until the afterglow of the setting sun covered his whole body.

At that time, his grandfather was full of envy and sighed.

“This is a great blessing!”

Also in their village, there was a 78-year-old old lady who had bone cancer. She was paralyzed in bed, crying and begging her daughter-in-law to kill her.

But how could her daughter-in-law dare?

One day, a villager passed by their house and heard the old lady crying inside, accompanied by a series of "ding-dong" sounds. He pushed open the door and was shocked.

It turned out that the old lady was hitting her head with the stainless steel bowl she used for eating, but she had no strength, and she hit it again and again, just like hitting a gong, but she didn't even break her scalp.

The villagers "kindly" took the steel basin.

Her family collected all the sharp weapons in the old lady's room to avoid any accidents. Murakami said that they did it on purpose and were a group of unfilial children.

The old lady cried for half a year before she was finally relieved.

This is probably the most vicious curse among the people of Dragon Country - a bad death.

Qin Xun stretched and smiled.

"You are all so blessed!"

He looked at the little black ball and said.

"Okay, it's your turn..."

He instinctively wanted to say "Xia Ning", but suddenly felt that this was not a good idea, and he had to speak from the elder to the younger.

"It's the turn of Xia Ning's relatives."

The little black ball opened its hands, and nearly thirty names of serious illnesses, major diseases, and painful diseases flew out and circled around Qin Xun.

Qin Xun took a glance and his expression changed.

He saw that in addition to "heart failure", "cerebral infarction", "liver cancer", "lung cancer", "osteoarthritis", etc., he discovered three diseases: "genital warts", "gonorrhea" and "syphilis".

He asked in surprise.

"Mo Yu Zai, who the hell got these STDs?"

The little black ball took a closer look.

"Xia Shuhao, just him."

When Qin Xun heard that it was him, he thought it was reasonable, waved his hand and said.

"Take it back!"

"This disease is not untreatable in real life. My good brother is able to have all three types of venereal diseases. He is a person who only remembers eating but not beatings."

"He should bear it himself and learn a lesson."

The little black ball stared at Qin Xun with wide eyes, a little disappointed, and said.

"You just yelled 'I'm not a coward'!"

Qin Xun was not annoyed and smiled.

"I am now."

As he spoke, his eyes fell on the two diseases, "uterine fibroids" and "cervical cancer", without asking who had them to avoid embarrassment.

"Mo Yu Zai, you have summoned this gynecological disease, and I can't get it!"

The little black ball flew in front of Qin Xun and said happily.

"There are always more solutions than problems. I can transform your body."

Qin Xun was shocked.

"It's not necessary!"

"At most, I can remind all the women in the Xia Ning tribe to get checked every year. As long as they are detected in the early stages, what does this so-called cancer mean?"

The little black ball looked regretful and spoke slowly.

"Good slacker, I can give you two choices."

"First, turn you into a woman."

"Second, I created a female tool and made her sick."

"We'll treat her."

Qin Xun: "???"

"Can these diseases also be contracted by tools? Is that effective?"

His voice was almost breaking with anxiety.

Little Black Ball: "Of course!"

Qin Xun glared: "Why didn't you say so earlier?!"

Little Black Ball: "You didn't ask earlier!"

Qin Xun was so angry that he circled around the little black ball, staring at it coldly and cursing loudly.

"Then what are the consequences of having my stomach cut open, steel nails hammered into my body, and lungs cut open, and undergoing chemotherapy?"

The little black ball chuckled.

"You're awesome!"

Qin Xun was stunned, and his anger mostly disappeared.

"Ah... your mouth looks like it's been filled with suppositories."