Zombie Crisis: Survival comes first

Chapter 201 Group Diarrhea

"Quickly, cut the bark on the surface and make a few cuts on the inner trunk." Chen Yu used a knife to open the other bark, and then said to Alei: "In about half an hour, we will be able to collect a lot of pine trees." Come on, be careful of the zombies in the snow, don’t get attacked by surprise.”

Alei nodded, walked over and picked up the knife, broke the squirrel's neck and stuffed it into his pocket.

Ten minutes later, the two of them got more than 20 pine trees respectively. There was no container to catch the fallen oil, so they just waited for it to fall to the ground.

Soon Chen Yu picked them up on the ground in order. In about half an hour, he collected a total of almost two palms.

Chen Yu picked up a piece of light yellow, half-solidified turpentine and smelled it. He turned around and said to Alei: "Let's get some zombie clothes to put these in, and then stuff some dry wood inside. After lighting it, it will be a big fireball." , throw it away and burn it!"

"Okay." Alei hummed and continued walking into the forest. There were several zombies circling in circles over there.

It's strange to say that after entering winter, the zombies are as if they are stupid. Unless they make a particularly loud sound, they can hardly hear it.

The two of them talked in the snow for most of the day, and not many zombies noticed the situation here. If it were another season, they would have been taken care of in an instant.

After Alei killed two zombies with a knife, he found that it was not very smooth, so he broke off a small tree as thick as his thumb from the side, sharpened it with a dagger, and used it instead of a knife.

With the wooden stick, you can stab it directly through the zombie's chin, cleanly.

The bodies in front of them have lost a lot of water and are covered in ice debris. Their limbs will be broken off with just the slightest touch.

Soon there were more than a dozen zombies piled up in front of Alei. All their clothes were cut off by him, and even their limbs were trampled off.

A few minutes later, the two of them carried a pile of things and returned to the place where the oil was discharged. Like Alei, Chen Yu also used some zombie tricks.

"Okay, that should be enough." Chen Yu looked at the materials piled half a person high in front of him, nodded and said, "We will take action as soon as it gets dark. Now wrap these things in clothes, and you can do it here. Yes, I’m going to collect dry firewood.”

After saying that, Chen Yu turned around and wanted to leave, but Alei stopped him: "Little...be careful."

Chen Yu turned his back to him and waved his hand: "Don't worry, it's just a small problem with zombies. If I can't defeat them, I can always outrun them!"

As the two people were busy outside, something happened in the cave.

In a depression in the cave, about a few meters wide, there were several bare-butt men squatting here, with painful expressions and cold sweat on their faces.

The monkey-cheeked man among them had done it twice. He looked at the chef and said weakly: "Brother, did you fail to wash the pot again...?"

The chef's face turned red at this moment, and he was holding a few pieces of wood in his hand. When he heard this, he turned around and shouted: "Why wash it? How can there be so much water wasted? Besides, I have never washed it before at most once, how can it be like this?" Times...poof!"

Before he finished speaking, he began to run away again, grabbing the rocks on the ground with both hands, trying not to fall.

Suddenly, there was a roar in the distance.

"Get out of my way!!"

Mr. Hu held up his pants with both hands and rushed towards this direction with all his strength.

The monkey-cheeked man was exhausted from diarrhea. He had just wiped his buttocks with a piece of wood. As soon as he stood up, he was suddenly hit by something and flew into the cesspool.

Mr. Hu squatted in the position that was finally freed. After more than ten seconds, he asked the person next to him with a happy face: "Hey, wasn't the monkey here just now? How come the person disappeared in the blink of an eye?!"

When the chef heard this, he turned to look at Mr. Hu, and then looked at the manure pit. At this time, the monkey was lying in the filth in a large shape, with a dull face...

"Uh... over there..." The chef didn't even bother to wipe his butt, pointed him in the direction, and left there in a hurry.

A thin man scraped his butt clean in pain. There was no paper. The thing was used like a knife. He threw it back, and just as he was about to leave, he heard an angry sound from behind.

"Who the hell threw it! I'll kill you!!!"

The thin man looked back and saw that the piece of wood he had used to shave his butt just fell into the monkey's mouth, and the dirty side happened to be inside...

Seeing this, he rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and quickly disappeared from the surrounding area.

The others used a long piece of wood to pull the monkey up, and then he yelled desperately at the people around him.

"Who?! Who is it?!"

But because of the foul stench on his body, no one dared to approach him and stayed far away.

Just as the monkey was stamping on the spot and biting people, Mr. Hu was squatting in the same squatting position he had just been squatting in, staring at him with a livid face.

At this time, the monkey's expression was as if he had eaten a few raw maggots, and he was as swollen as an eggplant.

"Why don't you just go and clean it up? Who are you shouting from across the room?!"

Mr. Hu yelled at him.

The monkey clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and glanced at him, then walked towards the place where the snow blocks were piled.

On the road, a woman came forward with a tattered towel: "Wipe it off..."

The monkey stopped when he heard this, turned to look at her and asked coldly: "Do you also think I'm dirty?!"

When the woman heard this, her outstretched hand trembled unconsciously, and she whispered: "No... I just saw you falling as you walked... the holes were everywhere."

After saying that, before she could react, Monkey grabbed her collar with his hand, then directly took off the woman's clothes, put her whole body on it, and then left there without looking back.

The woman looked at the filth on her chest, screamed, and ran over.

At this time, Wang Yu was sitting in the corner, holding her knees with both hands. She had already used the rags on the ground to cover the human flesh. She quietly watched the person in front of her start to have diarrhea, and finally a smile appeared on her lips.

At this time, the short-haired girl sat next to her, also looking at the others, without speaking.

After she came here just now to help Wang Yu sit up, she was ready to scoop some water.

But for some reason, Wang Yu kept holding her hand and saying that she was very cold and could she hug her and not leave.

Although the short-haired girl was a little confused, she looked at Wang Yu's thin clothes, sat down again, took off her coat with only one sleeve left, and covered her.

Soon the cave began to become chaotic. A large number of people began to moan because of the fever. Many people were jumping up and down. The more she looked at it, the more funny she found it.

After the monkey gave his feces to the woman, Wang Yu whispered: "Why do you want to eat that meat?"

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