Time travel rebellion, I'm serious

Daqian's soldiers were very excited, but the Han army was somewhat afraid.

As the saying goes, mops... people who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes.

At this moment, the Han army was barefoot. Even if his body was covered with dust, he did not want to be contaminated by too many dirty things.

However, the fear of the Han army made these people think that they could break the Han army's magic.

So with the officer's order, he hit the Han army with a pot.

then......

The Han army exploded!

As we all know, the deterrent effect of nuclear weapons is always when they are not launched!

"I'll kill you!"

The furious Han army drew their swords and charged to kill. However, these soldiers were overjoyed when they saw that the demonic thunder of the Han army did not sound, only the incompetence and rage of the Han army.

"The thief's evil spell has been broken. Let me kill the thief!"

At the command, the Daqian soldiers rushed upward in a hurry.

In their view, when the thieves' evil spells are broken, they are just chickens waiting to be slaughtered.

"Kill!"

In an instant, the two were fighting together.

In about a minute, the artillery was ready.

"Boom boom boom!"

Ten cannon shots were fired, and the shells fell into the crowd of Daqian, causing a commotion immediately.

"The thief's magic is so powerful that the boy can't hold it down, so he throws it out!"

At that moment, the furious Han army was extremely furious.

Twenty Bangs raised his gun and pointed it at these guys.

"Bang bang bang!"

Twenty gunshots were fired, and Dagan's soldiers fell into a dense row.

"hiss......"

"The magic is so terrifying!"

The leading deputy general took a deep breath and quickly ordered.

"I can't beat him. The thief's magic is too powerful. Run for your life!"

He is a very nice person, and he still invites everyone to run away together at this time!

Following his order, Daqian soldiers dispersed in a rush

"Chase! Beat them to death for me!"

How could the Marine Brigade soldiers disturb them? They ran faster than them and soon caught up with them.

"Grandpa, spare your life!"

I don’t know where these people learned it from. When they saw that they couldn’t run away, they threw away their weapons, raised their hands above their heads, knelt on their knees, and shouted for their lives, Grandpa.

However, the Han soldiers who were bound by discipline were very angry, although they could not kill them.

But beat them, beat them hard!

Even if I am punished, I will admit it! !

After a while, these people were beaten with bruises and swollen faces, and the anger of the Han soldiers just dissipated a little.

"Whose idea was this?"

Looking at the rows of prisoners, the brigade commander's face was dark.

What a shame!

Think about their marine brigade, traveling back and forth for more than 600 miles, breaking through Jinkou, attacking the capital, and staying in the palace. There was no one who could defeat them all the way.

How high-spirited this is!

How arrogant!

result......

When the time comes, there is a pot at the ready.

This is so insulting!

You can give me a blow on the head and make me bleed.

and this.

Absolutely not! !

"Hmph! The demon thief was my idea!"

At this time, the deputy general stood up.

"you?"

The brigade commander had some questions and a look of suspicion on his face. He didn't seem very smart.

However, the lieutenant seemed to have misunderstood something, so he said with a generous attitude of dying:

"It was my idea, but it's a pity that I didn't expect that your magic skills are so advanced."

"But as a general, I am responsible for protecting my family and my country. If I want to kill or behead, I will do as I please. Please spare my brothers!"

The brigade commander was silent after hearing this.

Not only the brigade commander, but also the Han soldiers next to him were like this.

They were insulted by such an idiot!

What a shame, what a shame! What a shame! !

So kill him?

Wouldn't it be even more shameful to kill an idiot?

Then let him go?

But I am so unwilling! !

At this time, the sacrificial wine arrived.

"Forget it, don't get angry with them, let's have a public trial, kill him for the most heinous crime, teach the others a lesson and then let him go!"

Saying that, Jijiu also patted the brigade commander on the shoulder.

"Don't get angry with fools, there's no need!"

After speaking, he looked at the deputy general and said, "Looking at your outfit, you are the deputy general of the general, right?"

The deputy general said! "Exactly!"

Jijiu nodded and patted his shoulder, "I remember that when you were running for your life, you asked everyone to run for your life together. Now you are willing to stand up, like a man."

However, the deputy general was unmoved by the compliments of the sacrificial wine and just stared at him.

"You should be the mage in this army, right?"

Sacrificial wine, "???"

Before he could say anything about offering wine, the deputy general continued:

"My guess must be correct. With such a respected position, you must be the mage of this army!"

Drinking wine and dull face (～￣(OO)￣)ブ

"So, my method of breaking the demon is correct, but I just didn't find the right person!"

I am confused about the wine offering (^_^)?

"If I had known better, I should have used a thunderbolt car to dump the child's urine on your head."

The face of Jijiu is very dark o(≧口≦)o

"Hahahaha!"

At this moment, the brigade commander burst into laughter.

Then, the brigade commander patted the wine offering on the shoulder and persuaded the offering wine with the words the offering wine had just persuaded him.

"Don't get angry with fools, there's no need!!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......"

The brigade commander laughed so much that his stomach hurt. It was so fun!

Then, while the Marine Brigade was treating the wounded, the public trial began!

..................

At the same time, on the sea, the navy's warships were still floating on the sea, and the ships on one side discovered movement on the coast.

"Sacrifice wine, there is movement on the coast!"

Lin Lianjiang picked up the binoculars and looked around, and found that someone had arranged something in the sea to the east of Jinkou City. The most important thing was that there were several ships towing these things.

Look at the shape, it looks like a chamber pot?

A trace of doubt arose in Lin Lianjiang's heart.

No, who in their right mind would make a chamber pot like this?

So this is kerosene?

A flash of lightning flashed through Lin Lianjiang's mind, and he suddenly realized.

The enemy wants to use fire attack!

Use a chamber pot to hold fire oil to confuse the enemy, what a great idea!

So he quickly ordered, "Everyone, be careful of the enemy's fire attack!"

"All the cannons were pointed at me, blast him!"