Time travel rebellion, I'm serious

After the Han Army Marine Battalion captured Jinkou City with two artillery pieces, it sent some people to collect the surrendered troops and then stabilize the situation in the city, while most of the remaining personnel continued to rush to the capital of Daqian.

"Monster, the monster is here!"

The marching speed of the Han army in this area was even faster than that of Daqian's defeated soldiers, who were so frightened that these defeated soldiers rolled around and ran around.

Of course, some people put down their weapons and raised their hands in surrender.

"I surrender!"

"Go aside, don't block the road!"

The soldiers of the Marine Brigade unceremoniously pushed the people aside and told them not to block the way.

There are only a few prisoners, but they still have to go on their way, and they really don’t have time to take them!

After the soldiers of the Marine Brigade finished leaving, the surrender soldiers kneeling on the roadside suddenly felt puzzled.

"Hey, this monster doesn't like killing people anymore?"

"What a wonder in the world!"

"Odd your mother*, why don't you run away now while the monsters don't kill people!"

Some smart people simply gave up their official career and went to their villages or hometowns in the countryside.

But the really smart ones always run away to the enemy's village!

"Where are you running on horseback? Didn't you hear me calling you?"

Some of the defeated soldiers were unlucky enough to bump into the general soldiers and were immediately regrouped. They then had to go to various villages and towns to collect women's menstrual belts.

"Sir, what's the use of this thing?"

"Can break the evil spirit!"

Immediately, a wise man said, "I heard that if a child urinates until it reaches Yang, I'm afraid it can also defeat evil spirits, right?"

"Is it?"

"Someone said so!"

Soon, the news was known to the commander-in-chief.

"In this case, we also collect children's urine. There are so many of them, so it's easy to collect them!"

"Sir, how can this child pretend to be urinating?"

"Use chamber pots. Take away everyone's chamber pots and tell them we are fighting monsters!"

At this time, both the defeated soldiers and the commander-in-chief, who often lorded it over the common people, felt that there was a sense of justice in their hearts.

Is your blood boiling?

At this moment, they all felt that they were the embodiment of justice!

then......

"Sir, no, sir, you took away the chamber pot, why did you take away this bowl too?"

"The mouth of the chamber pot is too small, not as big as the mouth of the bowl!"

"Sir, why do you still want to take away our food?"

"I want to help you fight monsters, do you need to eat enough?"

"But why did you take away my chickens?"

"This may be my last meal, can't you let me eat better?"

"Why did you steal my wife?"

"Grandpa, I'm going to die, can't I have fun anymore?"

Then......

The people sat on the ground, on the street, or at the entrance of the village, crying and shouting.

"Robbery, rob, rob, don't behave like a dog, don't behave like a human being!"

At this time, the commander-in-chief also gradually came to his senses.

"I'm afraid this monster is not a monster, but a group of rebel thieves who know magic!"

"Come here, go and explore the demons in Jinkou City and the demon ships on the sea!"

In response to this, the lieutenant general said: "My lord, I think so too. There must not be many demons. As soon as the evil-destroying thing arrives, the demons can be decapitated."

"Now the general believes that the demon ships on the sea are of course those three big black ships. Those demon ships are what we have to deal with!"

"It's just that those demon ships are too far from the shore. I don't know what to do."

The commander was very smart, "This is easy to do. If you connect the chamber pots together and send small boats to rush towards the demon ship quickly, you will be able to break its magic!"

The deputy general patted his head and suddenly realized, "Yes, your Excellency is wise!"

The commander-in-chief was very happy, stroking his beard and laughing.

"When you reach my position, you will too!"

At the same time, most of the troops of the Marine Brigade were still running quickly towards the capital of Daqian.

Perhaps because of their fast pace, they successfully arrived in the capital on the morning of the third day.

At this time, the capital was already on alert, the city gates were locked, and an army was waiting on the road of the Marine Brigade.

This is about Da Qian's arrangement in the capital. Because there were a certain number of troops and checkpoints set up on the periphery, the Han army was discovered by the enemy when it was about to arrive in the capital.

Of course, the enemy also ran faster than the army, and quickly reported the matter to his superiors. Then the capital was under martial law, the city gates were closed, and the capital camp was deployed to prepare for the attack.

The Daqian court could not say that it did not take this attack seriously, but it did not take it too seriously.

Because no one knows where these bandits come from, and there are only a few thousand bandits, mobilizing an army of ten thousand people in the capital camp.

This advantage...

If we can still be defeated, let’s all eat!

So while the 10,000 troops in the Beijing camp were standing ready on the main route of the Han army's advance, the officers were also talking in low voices.

"Where did this thief and bandit come from?"

"I don't know, I guess he was a bandit somewhere and got lost here!"

Everyone talked a lot and expressed their guesses, but it was a pity that no one knew what happened in Jinkou City.

As for the capital and the court, there were naturally people paying attention to this battle, but they didn't care too much.

After all, everyone knows that the walls of the capital city are so tall that even hundreds of thousands of troops cannot attack them, so they just want to watch a show.

Of course, some people looked ugly because all the bandits and rebels were at the feet of the emperor, which meant that this place and the counties along the way were in ruins.

This time, we not only want to wipe out this group of rebels, but also find out the specific reasons.

While waiting in the court, the 10,000 soldiers from the Beijing camp fell silent as they watched the rebels coming over holding their flags high.

"Datong?"

"Chinese?"

"And these patterns?"

"Could it be that the Han thieves came here?"

This conjecture immediately shocked all the officers. In fact, these flags belonged to the Han army.

"Isn't it possible? There's no news?"

"Yes, if the Han traitors come, there shouldn't be only this few people, right?"

Everyone had speculations in their minds, but as the pride of the Beijing camp, they could not surrender.

"While the bandits have not yet gained a firm foothold, the entire army rushes to kill them!"

Lu Zhanlu was extremely happy when he saw the enemy coming towards him in a mighty manner, still like a stud.

In a Gein battle, a small military formation can theoretically have two to three hundred people in a group. This type is the easiest to fight.

Therefore, the two Shenji Brigades with ten tiger squatting cannons and twenty raised guns immediately lined up and went forward.

"fire!"

"Boom boom boom!"

The cannons fired in unison, and iron bullets weighing several kilograms slammed into the military formation. Blood and flesh flew everywhere, and everyone screamed.

"Then...what is that?"

The officers supervising the battle in the rear looked surprised, but the soldiers in the military formation who were bombarded all looked terrified.

"Keep attacking, don't stop!"

In response, the officers supervising the battle in the rear continued to allow the rioting troops to advance rapidly, which surprised the Han army.

"It's the first time you see this thing and it still doesn't break down? It's an elite one!"

Thinking of this, the Han commander looked solemn and decided to go all out.

At this time, the Tiger Crouching Cannon was loaded again and started bombarding the enemy again.

"Boom boom boom!"

Another series of blows, this time the enemy was closer. I saw my comrades suddenly flying with blood and flesh, and many people were affected.

"Mom!"

"Ghost!"

Get out of your way and run!

This scene immediately caused the officers behind to curse.

"Asshole, come back, come back, you bunch of bastards."

However, no matter how he shouted, these collapsed soldiers took off their clothes and got into the crowd on both sides.

"Attack, cavalry attack!"

The frustrated officer immediately ordered the cavalry to attack. The Han thieves were too powerful. The infantry ran slowly, but the cavalry came faster.

"Da da da!"

With the rapid charge of the cavalry, the people on both sides were very surprised, as if they were watching a big show.

"Whoa, the cavalry charges!"

"This overwhelming momentum is so powerful. No wonder I can't defeat the Rakshasa Man!"

"Melon Seed Twist Sesame Candy, give in, give in!"

The Han army commanders and soldiers did not care about the reaction of the people on both sides. Instead, they were surprised that the enemy dared to continue attacking.

"Keep firing!"

Following a round of artillery, the enemy's horses were frightened and out of control, and began to run randomly. Only the soldiers with superb riding skills continued to charge towards the Han army, leaving no time for the second round of artillery.

The commanders did not panic and raised their hands slightly.

"Raise the gun,"

"put!"

"Snapped!"

In an instant, twenty guns were fired, and accompanied by white smoke, the charging cavalry paused and fell to the ground.

At this time, the cavalry also collapsed.

"Commander, commander, this is a witchcraft, let's run away!"

In an instant, the Beijing camp was defeated and the people on both sides cheered.

"Ou...won!"

Han army, "???"

We don’t even know each other, so why are we so popular?