Universal Mechanic

the next morning

Xi Qiling held the tablet and said: In all the kingdoms of gods we have visited so far, one or two gods have suddenly disappeared.

Feng Xiaoyu ate a salmon fillet as big as her face and said neatly: You actually traveled all over the place in just one night?

Xi Qiling: After all, with Luo Xiaoyao's help, I can cut directly into the kingdom of God with one sword, which is really a great help.

Luo Xiaoyao said while gnawing on a rice ball as big as a football: After all, I specially developed a sword technique for the convenience of destroying this kind of barrier. However, this sword technique requires very high technical skills, so only Lin Changye and Luo Yuan can use it, right?

Xi Qiling: ... Can't you make something that ordinary people can use? Ah, thank you Xiao Mingqin.

While chatting, Xiao Mingqin put the special muffins that Xi Qiling ordered on the table.

Xiao Mingqin: It’s good to talk about work but don’t forget to eat, otherwise you will be out of energy.

Xi Qiling: I know! But Luo Xiaoyao, why don’t you consider a more normal swordsmanship?

Luo Xiaoyao: That would be useless. It’s too simple to be trained in swordplay. By the way, Xiao Mingqin, I’m sorry for asking you to help us prepare food so early in the morning.

Xiao Mingqin: It’s okay for me, since I’m about to get up anyway. But are you in such a hurry? I can prepare breakfast for everyone in an hour.

Xi Qiling: There is no way, it will be too late. Although this is most likely a trap, it is also an opportunity for us.

As he spoke, Xi Qiling took out a chain.

Xiao Mingqin: Is this Xiaoyan’s chain?

Xi Qiling said with a pleased smile: Yes, this is the part she replaced for this maintenance. I spent some materials to exchange it with her, and then asked Sister Yunqi to help strengthen it. Now, as long as they are tied up, even if they want to self-destruct their souls, they can only explode in vain. All in all, the money was worth it.

Luo Xiaoyao: How many magic tests did Chu Yunqi add?

Xi Qiling: I don’t know. Anyway, she said that although it is a one-time thing, even a hundred gods can easily tie it up.

Luo Xiaoyao: This is another plug-in-level thing, but Xiaoyan actually agreed to sell it to you?

Xi Qiling shook his finger and said: Give it to me, don't make a mistake.

Luo Xiaoyao: Is there any difference?

Xi Qiling: There is a big difference. This is an exchange of interests rather than a transaction. Of course, there is not much difference in essence, but the feeling it gives people is different. This is the art of language.

Luo Xiaoyao: Then I'd better just be responsible for killing people. It gives me a headache just hearing this.

Xi Qiling: You'd better pay more attention, otherwise you won't even be able to write a love letter.

Luo Xiaoyao: Although it doesn’t have to be that troublesome, for me, actual action is more appropriate than words.

Xi Qiling put down his fork and said: It’s up to you. I don’t need to tell you the coordinates again, right?

Luo Xiaoyao: Of course my memory is not that bad. By the way, there will probably be a melee next. Why don’t you use your armor first?

Xi Qiling: I plan to take this opportunity to practice. Anyway, I am invincible when I am wearing armor.

Luo Xiaoyao: Okay, let’s go.

After saying that, Luo Xiaoyao split the space with a sword and left with Xi Qiling.

Xiao Mingqin: What about you, Xiaoyu?

Feng Xiaoyu shrugged and said: I'm sorry that now doesn't seem to be a good time to do business. Just take it as a break. By the way, what do you think of this fish?

Xiao Mingqin: It’s very good, but the attack power is a bit strong.

Feng Xiaoyu: So even though it tastes good, there are a lot of them, because even if you can fish it, whether you can catch it is another matter.

Xiao Mingqin: It’s true. After all, I was so scared that I didn’t react in time and accidentally sliced ​​it. If I could have done it, I would have cut it into fish fillets or cut it in half and roasted it.

Feng Xiaoyu: Do you want me to get a few for you?

Xiao Mingqin: Then I want two salmon. Is there anything similar?

When Feng Xiaoyu heard what Xiao Mingqin said, she happily took out a picture book and said: In this season, besides salmon, there are also cod, mackerel and some shellfish. Do you need any?

Xiao Mingqin: ...Do you have clams?

Feng Xiaoyu: Yes! Do you want big ones or small ones?

Xiao Mingqin: How about a hundred of each? I want to make a thick soup. Oh, and please buy me some cream with a strong aroma.

Feng Xiaoyu: Got it! Then I’ll go catch some fish!

After saying that, Feng Xiaoyu opened a space door and left.

Xiao Mingqin said to himself while collecting the plates: So what should I cook for breakfast next?

At this moment, in a nebula somewhere

Luo Xiaoyao: There are more than a hundred in total. Okay, you beat Ling.

As he spoke, Luo Xiaoyao threw a ring to Xi Qiling.

Luo Xiaoyao: The sword energy in there is enough to cut off half a planet.

Xi Qiling: Oh, that’s not bad.

As they spoke, the two swung their swords to neutralize the enemy's attack.

Luo Xiaoyao: It seems that the preparations you made in advance have come in handy.

As he spoke, Luo Xiaoyao swung out a sword energy without even turning his head, cutting the god who was trying to launch a sneak attack from behind into two halves.

Xi Qiling: I think you acted too quickly, didn't you? I didn't even have time to set up the plan.

As he spoke, Xi Qiling raised his sword and drew a circle upwards, creating a barrier that trapped everyone present. Just as the enemy's attention was attracted by the barrier, Xi Qiling released the chain in his left sleeve.

Xi Qiling: Everything is ready, come on, Luo Xiaoyao!

Luo Xiaoyao: Yes, yes, yes.

After saying that, Luo Xiaoyao flashed into the crowd and killed people indiscriminately with two swords in hand.

As for those gods, they never thought that Luo Xiaoyao had no intention of communicating and directly chose to attack, so they were caught off guard.

However, even if they tried to distance themselves, Xi Qiling who suddenly appeared would use magic to knock them back and then be killed by Luo Xiaoyao with a single sword.

In less than a minute, one hundred or twenty gods were killed by Luo Xiaoyao.

After moving his shoulders, Luo Xiaoyao said: Oh, this kind of fighting style that requires restrained force is really tiring.

Xi Qiling: Thank you for your hard work. All the souls have been recovered without a single one missing. Now we just have to give them to Xiaoyan. However, the enemy is weaker than I thought. I was worried that they would discover that the barrier is actually quite fragile.

As he spoke, Xi Qiling knocked on the pretend barrier and broke it.

Luo Xiaoyao: Maybe they subconsciously thought that we were going to catch them, so they thought your barrier was very strong?

Xi Qiling: Although it was originally intended to mislead, they are too weak. Are they really planning to deal with you?

Luo Xiaoyao: Maybe they are planning to deal with you? Maybe they think that a hundred gods will be able to take advantage of the opportunity to kill you?

Xi Qiling: Can you be so stupid? I have publicly said that I am the vampire queen.

Luo Xiaoyao: I have destroyed several divine kingdoms. By the way, please deal with these corpses. You should burn them.

Xi Qiling: Are you sure you want to burn it?

Luo Xiaoyao: Of course not. If you have to perform some sacrifice on me, I will have a headache. Just trust me.

Xi Qiling: I know.

After saying that, Xi Qiling flicked his fingers to ignite the dark flames and burned all the corpses, then followed Luo Xiaoyao to find Shen Yanyan.

While the two were running around, the holy light and sword energy were constantly colliding in the meteorite belt.

Anna, holding a battle flag made of holy light, and Lin Changye, holding the royal cavalry spear and sword, were doing morning exercises.

Lin Changye: It's rare that your fighting style is so rough.

Anna continued to attack with a joyful smile and said: Yes, this weapon is more interesting than I thought. Anyway, it’s not time for breakfast yet, so play with me for a while.

Lin Changye: Yes, yes, yes, but if possible, I really don’t want to do such high-intensity exercise right after waking up.

While sighing helplessly, Lin Changye deftly blocked Anna's attacks one by one.

Anna: Haha, but aren’t you able to do this with ease?

Lin Changye: After all, there is a boss who likes to mess around. I can’t do this without some ability. And aren’t you also able to handle it with ease?

Anna: After all, I’m the eldest, so I have to be stronger.

Lin Changye: By the way, how long will it take to complete your world device?

Anna: It will be almost done in no time. By the way, what does Xiao Mingqin want to eat for breakfast?

Xiao Mingqin: Today we have something simpler, grilled fish, egg salad and bread. Of course, you can also replace it with white rice. If you want to eat it, I can prepare it now.

Anna: Then take a rest first, otherwise the fight will never end.

After saying that, Anna compressed the battle flag formed by the holy light in her hand into a bottle of holy water.

Lin Changye: Okay, that means it’s about time that girl’s alarm clock goes off.

one minute later

Anna drank her tea and said: It seems that I passed the test smoothly.

Lin Changye: Then it seems we can increase the difficulty.

As he spoke, Lin Changye gave Alpha a new design drawing.

Anna: Don’t be too bullying.

Lin Changye: Don’t worry, it will just scare her at most.

After saying that, Lin Changye went to have breakfast.

At this time in Lin Xinglin's office

Lin Xinglin looked at the list of members in his hand and said: Well, the result is okay, at least we have figured out how many lurkers are on this battleship.

Luo Yuan: But the quantity is not much, I can tie it up without anyone noticing.

As he spoke, Luo Yuan crushed the empty energy drink can in his hand and threw it into the trash can.

Charlotte: But this will probably make them more alert.

As she spoke, Charlotte walked out of the space door and put breakfast on the table.

Luo Yuan: How is the progress of Xi Qiling and Luo Xiaoyao?

Charlotte: They said it went better than they expected and they are questioning Xiaoyan now.

As she spoke, Charlotte took out a rice ball the size of a football and threw it to Luo Yuan while she and Lin Xinglin ate sandwiches.

Lin Xinglin took the sandwich and said, "They're so fast? Didn't you say we might need more time to talk?"

Charlotte: Anyway, it seemed like they acted too quickly and the enemy was killed by Luo Xiaoyao before they could react.

Luo Yuan: This is normal. After all, under normal circumstances, Luo Xiaoyao could kill the soul along with it with just one sword. This time, he probably put in a lot of effort in order to cooperate with Xi Qiling's plan.

Lin Xinglin: But now we can be sure that the rumors about the End and the Knight King were spread by these guys.

Luo Yuan: But what's the use of this? Even if you get a bunch of followers for Zhongyan, Zhongyan won't pay attention to them, because generally speaking, the world vessel has no emotions.

Charlotte: They are weapons after all. The reason why End and Return are so human is because they have lived for a long time. However, they are very cold to people other than their own people. If anyone dares to approach them, they will act like weapons.

Luo Yuan: This is also why no god dares to approach her territory. After all, once she is annoyed enough, she will probably take action.

Lin Xinglin: I say you two should eat faster, we still have things to do!

After swallowing the last bite of rice ball, Luo Yuan said: Yes, yes, then where should we start first?

Lin Xinglin: Although I want to catch them all, it will be easy for the real fat sheep to run away, so let’s start with the fat sheep first.

As she spoke, Lin Xinglin threw the information with several red circles drawn by her to Luo Yuan.

Luo Yuan said as he flipped through the documents: Is there an order of priority?

Lin Xinglin: If possible, I would like to start from the first page.

Luo Yuan: I understand. I’ll be back soon.

After saying this, Luo Yuan disappeared in a flash.

Charlotte: Then I'll take this opportunity to help you with your official business. You must be too busy, right?

As Charlotte spoke, she looked at the large pile of documents on Lin Xinglin's desk.

Lin Xinglin could only nod and say: Thank you.

Charlotte smiled and took away two-thirds of the documents while saying: Do you want to match your style? Otherwise, I will focus on my style.

Lin Xinglin: Just do it in your style. There are quite a few people who want to take advantage of the opportunity to make some money. It might be good to scare them.

Charlotte: Haha, you have grown a lot, so I will start working without mercy.

After saying that, Charlotte took out a pen, put on her glasses, and began to process documents at high speed. Once she encountered a document that needed to be handled by Lin Xinglin personally, Charlotte would check it, pick out the problems, and then hand it to Lin Xinglin.

Lin Xinglin: ...As expected of someone who has been handling national affairs since the age of five, his efficiency is really high.

Charlotte: It's just that my reaction speed was a little faster. And Xiaoxing, your hand stopped, right?

When Lin Xinglin heard what Charlotte said, he immediately started working again.

Lin Xinglin: Oh yes!

Charlotte: Haha, I miss it so much. I used to watch you two doing your homework like this.

Lin Xinglin: ...Woo~.

When the two of them were chatting and doing things

The roof of a building

Luo Yuan: It seems that they have already felt the threat. Although these bodyguards are pretending to be temporary soldiers, their actions show that they are well-trained. Moreover, their targets are too relaxed. It seems that these people are specially trained soldiers.

As he spoke, Luo Yuan closed the bodyguard company's website and watched the target and others enter a luxurious hotel.

Luo Yuan: Well, it seems like they are planning to huddle together for warmth, but it’s useless to me.

After saying that, Luo Yuan flashed into the hotel suite and used a dagger contaminated with Li Fenghua's special paralysis poison and the Nightmare Thousand Steps to paralyze everyone at once.

Luo Yuan picked up the communicator from the other party and said: The effect is really good.

Then Luo Yuan opened the space door and sent them to the cell regardless of the shocked look on the target's face.

Then Luo Yuan sat on the chair and looked at the message on the communicator. He changed the warning content that the target originally intended to send out to "safe" and then placed a clone in the blind spot of the door.

After making preparations, Luo Yuan happily took out his game console and said: Okay, let's play the game while waiting for the rabbit to hit the tree.

after an hour

Lin Xinglin looked at the people in the cell and shook his head helplessly, saying: These people are too miserable.

Charlotte: How should I put it? Being tricked by that guy is considered good luck, right? Generally speaking, those who are tricked by him usually die.

Lin Xinglin: He is a killer after all, but questioning him is another matter.

Charlotte: Yeah, it will take quite some time, right? And Sister Yunqi happened to be hunting liches in order to level up. Although it was just a matter of words for her, she seemed to be planning to get rid of the miasma around her at the same time, which would take quite some time.

Lin Xinglin: After all, it was Lilith who commissioned it personally. After all, Lilith doesn't like the trouble of sacrifices, so the necromancers are in big trouble.

Charlotte: According to Sister Yunqi's plan, she would be back before three o'clock in the afternoon, but now God knows how long it will take, and... No, so Fenghua is here, isn't she?

Lin Xinglin: Do you want to ask her for help?

Charlotte: So now Xiaoxing is in your hands! I'll bring Fenghua over! Until then, I'll leave it to you to interrogate!

After saying that, Charlotte opened the space door and ran to find Li Fenghua for help.

Lin Xinglin looked at the crowded cells and said: ...Then let's clear the overcrowded cells first.