You cause trouble and I collect your body, the little emperor’s aunt abuses the scumbag again

Prince Aslan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Eunuch Hai's legs were trembling. He leaned close to the Crown Prince and whispered, "Your Highness, this...this monster is of unknown origin. Perhaps...we should ride our horses instead?"

"Shut up!" Aslan hissed.

He stared intently at the black lump of iron, his eyes filled with astonishment and resentment.

To get him to admit he's afraid of a five-year-old's "ride"? Impossible!

He gritted his teeth, strode over, and clumsily opened the passenger door, just like Xiaoxiao.

Seeing this, Hai Gonggong didn't dare to hesitate any longer and scrambled into the back seat.

"boom!"

The car door closed, shutting out the noise from outside.

The interior is spacious, and the seats are incredibly soft, even more comfortable than the most luxurious brocade cushions.

Aslan and Grandpa Hai were like country bumpkins visiting the Grand View Garden, touching and looking around with boundless curiosity.

Xiaoxiao gave a smug hum and pressed a complicated button on the steering wheel with her little hand.

"Om-"

The behemoth in iron let out a deep roar, and its body shuddered slightly.

The next second, under the horrified gazes of the Imperial Guards outside, the giant beast suddenly lunged forward!

"Ah!" Hai Gonggong screamed in fright, gripping the handrail above his head tightly.

The ride inside the car was exceptionally smooth, with almost no noticeable bumps.

But the scenery outside the window was flying backward at a terrifying speed!

The palace gates and imperial guards that were just moments ago so close were instantly reduced to tiny black dots and quickly disappeared.

"Stop the car!" Aslan finally snapped out of his shock and roared, his face ashen.

"Stop the car for me! That's an order!"

Xiaoxiao picked at her ear and hummed a tuneless little tune.

"The wind is so strong, I can't hear you~"

Aslan was so angry he felt like his lungs were about to explode; he wanted to grab the steering wheel from Xiaoxiao's hands.

But as soon as he moved, Xiaoxiao gave him a cold glance.

"If you dare touch it, I'll make this car fly off the cliff, and we'll all be finished."

Aslan's movements froze.

He dared not gamble; that little madman was absolutely capable of doing it!

……

In less than an hour, the off-road vehicle stopped at the foot of Yunwu Mountain.

Xiaoxiao jumped out of the car and stretched.

Aslan and Grandpa Hai climbed off the car with weak legs, their faces looking increasingly grim.

"We're here, it's nearby." Xiaoxiao clapped her hands.

She reached into her small pocket again and started taking things out.

Aslan and Grandpa Hai immediately stared at her nervously.

What kind of monster will it be this time?

Xiaoxiao first pulled out an iron bird about the size of a palm, with four "wings".

She casually tossed it into the air.

The iron bird suddenly buzzed and took flight on its own, circling in mid-air.

"Ah! A monster! A flying monster!" Grandpa Hai was so frightened that he fell to the ground with a thud.

Aslan was so startled that he retreated several steps, his hand already gripping the hilt of his sword.

This is not over yet.

Xiaoxiao then pulled out a yellow "tin dog" that was about half the height of a person from her pocket.

The tin dog landed on all fours, its "eyes" on its head flashing blue light, and then it started running nimbly.

"Sorcery...Sorcery! It's definitely sorcery!"

Several guards who had followed could no longer hold out, dropped their weapons, and turned to run.

Prince Aslan, the future monarch of Ali, rolled his eyes and fell straight backward.

He was so frightened that he fainted!

"Your Highness! Your Highness, please wake up!"

Grandpa Hai rushed over, scrambling and tumbling, pinching his philtrum and slapping his face, but nothing worked.

He looked at Xiaoxiao in despair.

The instigator was sitting cross-legged on the ground, taking out a handful of sunflower seeds from his pocket and enjoying them immensely.

"Princess Xiaoxiao, please, please stop your supernatural powers! His Highness..."

Xiaoxiao spat out the sunflower seed shells and said lazily, "It's so noisy. Let him sleep a little longer and have some peace and quiet."

Hai Gonggong: "..."

"He's just unconscious, he won't die, what are you afraid of?"

The remaining imperial guards were almost in tears, pacing anxiously around the crown prince, yet they dared not approach the two "monsters."

After an unknown amount of time, Aslan slowly woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the flying iron bird and the running iron dog darting through the nearby mountains and forests.

His guards, on the other side, nervously drew their bows and shot several rabbits.

And the culprit was sitting by the fire, holding a roasted chicken that was golden brown and dripping with oil!

The fragrance forcefully penetrated everyone's noses.