After rebirth, I want to destroy my original family

Li Minghe's love story is very tortuous.

He is a big V who started out as a black man. Every time he makes a video, there will be countless little black people following him. Not to mention that he can respond to a lot of responses at once, but he can also be a person who yells at a lot of curses.

Among them is a netizen whose ID is "3 characters", who can be said to be the leader of many black fans.

Every sentence greets the whole family to be safe, and every sentence involves the cycle of life and death.

Gu Ming once checked the backend data for Lao Li and found that this anti-fan was one of the bad-tempered ones. He would fight anyone he saw. Even when the Bull Demon King came, he would be sprayed and had to take the initiative to put a rake on it and pull it twice in the field before he dared to leave. .

However, ever since Li Minghe posted a video for the old lady on South Street and transformed into a charity celebrity, his negative fans have been cleansed by him.

Now go to Douyin and ask who is the richest and handsomest person in the world of finance. Five out of ten people will say that it is me, the mediocre Master Li.

Some time ago, the black fan leader suddenly proposed to meet, whoever doesn't go is not a man.

Lao Li took a brick and went to the appointment, only to find that the other party turned out to be a girl.

It just came and went, and the two of them hooked up.

After hearing this, Gu Ming exclaimed: "Old Li, you have gained so much merit that you cannot stop your luck."

Li Minghe laughed so hard after hearing this: "Lao Gu, no matter what, you are my matchmaker. I have to toast you later, otherwise where would I find such sweet love!"

"Forget it, I'm driving, I don't drink, I'll replace the bar with tea later."

Gu Ming poured himself a glass of water: "By the way, Lao Li, do you have a car? Have you ever experienced the pleasure of taking a girl for a ride?"

"..."

Li Minghe stopped smiling.

Cui Wenzhong and Lu Qiang suddenly laughed. They were scolded just now, but now someone can finally cheer them up.

While he was talking, the box door was suddenly pushed open, and a girl with short hair and big eyes walked in. She had a baby face, about 1 meters tall, and was wearing black suspenders. She was the figure Gu Ming saw at the lake that day.

As soon as the girl entered the door, she sat next to Lao Cao, hugged his arm and hugged him.

"Brother, I'm done ordering."

"Brother, did you rinse the chopsticks for me?"

"Brother, where is my bag, help me take out the lipstick."

Li Minghe was so excited that he was called a brother. His chest almost popped out of his collar, and his clothes almost didn't keep up.

Gu Ming got goosebumps when he heard it. Is there such a big difference between the Internet and reality?

Is this the violent black fan leader who says "fuck" all the time?

But something is wrong.

Last time we were at the lake, Lao Li was as cowardly as a chicken. He was completely controlled by this cute girl. Today's painting style is very different.

"Lao Gu, let me introduce to you, my girlfriend, Xue Jia, is a senior in medical school this year."

"Xue Jia, this is my roommate, Gu Ming."

Xue Jia glanced at Gu Ming, and her eyes changed slightly: "Oh, are you the entrepreneurial star in the newspaper?"

Gu Ming waved his hand calmly: "No, I'm just somewhat similar to that handsome man."

Li Minghe frowned: "Lao Gu, we are all members of our own family, there is no need to hide some things!"

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After hearing this, Gu Ming turned his mouth behind his ears and thought to himself that Lao Li was pretending well, making himself look like his retainer. Those who didn't know thought that Lao Li was the big man behind Douyin. Where's the boss?

"Brother Li is right, I am Gu Ming." Gu Ming reluctantly gave Lao Li some face.

Li Minghe gave him a grateful look, expressing his brotherhood.

Later, Lao Li and Xue Jia started to get tired of each other. They held hands, leaned against each other, and drank the same glass of water. The whole scene was so sour.

Gu Ming looked at it and called it awesome.

"Lao Gu, do you feel your scalp is numb? Hehe, me too!"

"Let me tell you, Lao Lu and I came here half an hour earlier, and we were tortured for half an hour. We were almost choked by them."

"The three of us are singles. No one can escape. You should be spoiled for a while."

Cui Wenzhong had a look of gloating on his face, and his eyes were so crowded that he almost pinched his eyebrows.

Just a second later, the door of the box was suddenly pushed open, Zhou Xiaoyao stepped in and sat down next to Gu Ming obediently.

Gu Ming imitated Zhou Xiaoyao's cold expression and looked back at Cui Wenzhong. The guy's smile instantly froze on his face, and then he gradually lost his expression and lowered his head to drink water silently.

"Gu Ming, your shoelaces are untied."

Zhou Xiaoyao said something crisply, then looked slightly stunned, then pushed the chair away and squatted down.

Gu Ming knew what she was going to do, so he reached out and took hold of Zhou Xiaoyao's arm. The skin felt as delicate as suet jade.

"Lao Gu, Zhou Xiaoyao usually ties your shoelaces for you?"

Cui Wenzhong was shocked. A fairy girl like Zhou Xiaoyao, as noble as moonlight, was willing to tie Gu Ming's shoelaces. This was too abstract.

"Gu Ming is not very good at tying, but I can."

Before Gu Ming could answer, Zhou Xiaoyao's voice came from under the table, with a bit of confidence.

Li Minghe was gnashing his teeth as he watched, thinking to himself: I spent a small 2000 yuan to set up a trap, why am I still being knocked down by Lao Gu before I can get very far?

"No need to tie it, it's comfortable to untie."

Gu Ming refused to tie Zhou Xiaoyao up, and pulled her up from under the table. The orange light poured down on her, making her raised face look fairer and smoother, making people lose sight of her.

There is a girl who remembers every word you say, and the most important thing is that she still fucking believes it. This is outrageous.

When Zhou Xiaoyao sat down, Xue Jia's eyes went straight: "Damn it, this girl is too damn beautiful!"

"Uh... I mean, the school girl looks really good-looking."

"..."

Gu Ming immediately gave a thumbs up, yes, this is the normal state of being a partner of Lao Li. He just deliberately played with the clip sound, right?

And the next meal was particularly "lively".

Xue Jia said in a clip tone: Brother, the fish skin with pickled pepper is delicious.

Li Minghe immediately stretched out his chopsticks, picked up the pickled pepper fish skin, and gently fed it into the other person's mouth. After feeding, he raised his eyebrows at Cui Wenzhong and Lu Qiang opposite him.

Zhou Xiaoyao learned quickly and turned around to look at him: Brother, the meat with pickled vegetables is delicious.

With trembling hands, Gu Ming calmly picked up a piece of pork belly with pickled vegetables and fed it to her mouth, but she couldn't finish the piece, so she only took a small bite, and Gu Ming took care of the rest.

Xue Jia refused to accept it, and Jiaziyin continued: Brother, the boiled fish is delicious, give me one for my sister.

Zhou Xiaoyao followed suit and looked at Gu Ming with watery eyes: Brother, the sour soup and fat beef are delicious, take one for your sister.

Cui Wenzhong next to him was dumbfounded and thought to himself: What am I doing here? I might as well die in the dormitory!

He drained the beer in the cup with one sip, then turned to look at Lu Qiang, only to find that the other person's expression was not as painful as his own, and instead he was eating with gusto.

"Lao Lu, haven't you been hurt?" Cui Wenzhong felt strange.

"It's cool, but I have two major hobbies in my life. One is taking advantage, and the other is finding someone. Taking advantage ranks first. If you can treat me to a meal at Juxianlou, you can feed it as you like, or put it in my mouth."

Lu Qiang looked calm and made rice.

In the blink of an eye, a luxurious meal was cleaned by several people. Li Minghe secretly untied his shoelaces at some point, coughed, first attracted the attention of the whole table, and then shouted arrogantly. 1 sentence, Xue Jia, my shoelaces are untied.

Xue Jia was silent for a moment, then suddenly reached out and grabbed Li Minghe's collar: "Let me tell you, I have endured it for a long time today in order to save face in front of your brothers. Do you still want me to tie your shoes?"

"..."

Lu Qiang was drinking beer. When he heard these words, the beer almost spurted out of his nostrils.

It's a pity that Cui Wenzhong was immersed in his own grief and didn't hear it. Otherwise, he would still have a little sense of comfort in his heart. Love is not always sweet, sometimes it can be spicy.

"I'm going to the bathroom, you guys eat slowly."

Gu Ming stood up and walked out. Zhou Xiaoyao's eyes immediately followed him, but when she heard the word "toilet", she gave up the idea of ​​following him.

When they returned to the box, the five people in the room had already packed their things and were about to leave. Lao Li and Xue Jia were still together, with their arms wrapped around each other and their shoulders touching their shoulders. Zhou Xiaoyao looked a little stupid, and was finally ignored by Gu. Ming took a shot before he came back to his senses.

"Are you full? It's time to go."

"I am full."

Zhou Xiaoyao followed Gu Ming in a hurry, walking from indoors to outdoors.

In the latter part of 14, the whole city had a striking sense of patchwork. In some less prosperous areas, small merchants along the street still liked to use red, blue and white-based signboards. However, after reaching the pedestrian street, various 5-light signs The ten-color neon lights were a bit dazzling.

The crowds in the city center are bustling, and the tower crane stands tall in the night in the distance. Illusion and reality are stitched together in a unique way.

"Brother, it's cold."

Hearing this annoying voice, Cui Wenzhong and Lu Qiang were both shocked, and then they saw Li Minghe take off his coat and put it on Xue Jia.

But it's not over.

After Li Minghe finished doing this, he looked back at Gu Ming with a rather provocative look.

He is a little drifting now. Guangzi Cui Wenzhong and Lu Qiang are no longer satisfied, and they are always eager to overwhelm Gu Ming.

In addition, Gu Ming was wearing a black sweatshirt today and it was impossible to take it off. This is why Lao Li targeted this point.

"Ha ha."

Gu Ming sneered, reached for his car keys, opened the trunk, and then took out a coat under Lao Li's astonished eyes and handed it to the thinly dressed Zhou Xiaoyao.

Zhou Xiaoyao glanced at Gu Ming: "Please help me put it on."

"No help, you can wear it yourself." Gu Ming decisively refused.

Zhou Xiaoyao pursed his lips and said, "Brother, it's cold."

Gu Ming surrendered and had no choice but to put it on her body, thinking that he would never go out with Li Minghe and his wife again. In this one meal, my dear, Zhou Xiaoyao learned more skills than he had in the previous 1 years.

Also, hasn’t this guy Lao Li never been in love?How come you are so fucking self-taught that you know all the hair-raising moves?

Cui Wenzhong looked on with sadness and thought, "I don't have a car or a girlfriend. Why is my life so difficult?"

Looking at Lu Qiang again, although there was envy on his face, he was burping happily.

This is where people cannot be compared.

Although Lao Lu also wanted to find a partner, his desire was not so strong that even if someone was having sex in front of him, he would still feel endless pleasure from this two-thousand-dollar meal.

But Cui Wenzhong was different. When he saw Li Minghe and Xue Jia, saw Gu Ming and Zhou Xiaoyao, and then thought about his brother-sister friendship with He Hong, he felt so uncomfortable that he couldn't eat.

As a result, now that the show is over, he realizes that he still has no one, but he doesn't even have the happiness of having a full meal like Lu Qiang.

People are like this, pursuing higher things, forgetting what is in front of them, and missing what is in front of them, only to realize that they have neither pursued higher things nor kept what is in front of them.