Siheyuan: Rebirth 54 years ago, neighbor is stupid

Sunday.

In the morning, Li Zhenmin went out on his bicycle to find Yuan Qinghe. Today he was going to take Yuan Qinghe around to visit the universities in Sijiucheng.

Yuan Qinghe naturally had to go to college locally, otherwise the relationship between the two would gradually become estranged if they were too far away. Even in this era, long-distance relationships are not necessarily safe.

He Yuzhu couldn't restrain his loneliness. He was in love and went to find Liang Ladi in the morning.

Xu Damao was in a panic.

Jia Dongxu found him and said hello: "Xu Damao, when will you become the projectionist in the factory?"

Xu Damao was thinking about what Li Zhenmin said about the university yesterday, and said in a depressed and perfunctory voice: "It's coming soon, it will be done in less than two months."

Jia Dongxu took out a cigarette and gave it to Xu Damao: "It's still two months away. Silly Zhu has a car and a job, and now he has a partner. In my opinion, you are better than him, but you are too one-dimensional."

Xu Damao took the cigarette and took a puff on Jia Dongxu's fire without replying.

Jia Dongxu added: "Women have to be deceived and coaxed. Although Silly Zhu is stupid, he is also generous and courteous every day. Doesn't he already have a partner? You are just too stingy, that's why you haven't found a partner."

Xu Damao was annoyed and waved his hand angrily: "No more, see you later."

After that, he left and went to fool around on the street.

He is annoyed when he sees Jia Dongxu now. If Jia Dongxu hadn't been senior to him and irrational, he would have started to complain a long time ago.

He knew that Jia Dongxu deliberately provoked him and wanted him to publicize and slander He Yuzhu's reputation, and by the way, Li Zhenmin's reputation was also damaged.

Because of this, he looked down on Jia Dongxu even more.

Hemp egg!

Jia Dongxu is a coward, he has the ability to promote it himself.

If you don't have the guts to use him as a gunman, you are so unmanly!

But I have to say that Jia Dongxu's words still stimulated him.

After thinking about it, he won't publicize it, but that doesn't mean he can't tell He Yuzhu. What will happen if He Yuzhu knows that Jia Dongxu is doing things behind his back?

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more feasible it became!

He even had a scene in his mind of He Yuzhu pressing Jia Dongxu to the ground and rubbing him!

After formulating the plan, he bought two steamed buns and squatted on He Yuzhu's way home to block people.

This blockage lasted most of the day.

From morning to evening, he was so angry that he had scolded Jia Dongxu and He Yuzhu countless times in his heart.

In order to see He Yuzhu beat Jia Dongxu, he worked hard today!

Another hour passed and it was getting dark.

In order to stop He Yuzhu, Xu Damao ate a little at noon. He hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he was so hungry that his chest pressed against his back.

Just as he was getting more and more anxious, his eyes lit up.

He Yuzhu came back humming a ditty under the street lamp in the distance!

Xu Damao hurriedly greeted him.

"Xu Damao, are you itchy?" He Yuzhu immediately stopped, rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action.

Xu Damao flinched, took a few steps back, and shouted, "Silly Zhu, your conscience has been eaten by a dog. I'm here to tell you something important. If you don't want anything to happen to your partner, don't listen."

After thinking for a while, he waved his hands speechlessly, and said with a look of disgust: "Forget it, a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't understand a good heart. I'm too lazy to tell you. Anyway, you are not afraid of anything."

Turn around and leave.

Sure enough, He Yuzhu immediately shouted: "Stop and speak clearly to me, otherwise I will beat you!"

Xu Damao said disdainfully: "Why? I'm here to tell you with good intentions. You want to beat me. With your attitude, you deserve to be separated from your wife and children. You still have to beat me. If I don't play with you, I won't do anything." If you don’t believe me, you dare to beat me!”

After saying that, he turned around and left again.

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows, looked at Xu Damao's back, and his mind became active.

Wife separated?

About the object?

What's going on here?

The more I thought about it, the more uneasy I felt. Although Xu Damao deserved a beating and he wouldn't be kind enough to help him if he didn't deal with him, what if he really knew something, what if something really happened to Liang Ladi?

"Stop it. I'll treat you to dinner, but if you tell lies, I'll still beat you up."

He Yuzhu thought for a while and called Xu Damao to stop.

Xu Damao turned around and smiled: "Okay, let's go to the restaurant now and talk while eating, so as not to regret it."

He Yuzhu was so angry that he wanted to take action again, but Xu Damao added: "I don't lack this meal. If you don't want to, it's okay. Anyway, I have nothing to lose."

He Yuzhu resisted the urge to beat Xu Damao to death, gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Okay!"

Then the two of them went to find the best restaurant nearby.

Xu Damao was so hungry that he not only ordered several signature dishes, but also ordered drinks, and even got a private room, which made He Yuzhu want to take action several times, but he finally held back.

in the private room.

Xu Damao was very happy eating and drinking.

This is not only filling his stomach, but more importantly, making He Yuzhu bow his head to him. Seeing He Yuzhu's old face looking like you hate me but you can't kill me, it's so satisfying.

More than ten minutes later, Xu Damao was still eating and showed no sign of opening his mouth.

He Yuzhu's anger level has reached the edge of exploding. He can ask others, but he really doesn't want to bow to Xu Damao when he upgrades!

He slapped the table and said loudly: "Xu Damao, do you really think I can't do anything to you? Are you going to tell me or not?"

Xu Damao pressed his hand disapprovingly: "Keep your voice down, are you afraid that other people will know? It's embarrassing, but the fewer people know about it, the better. I'll tell you after I finish eating."

call--

He Yuzhu took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart again, and stared directly at Xu Damao. If eyes could kill, Xu Damao would have died tens of thousands of times.

However, Xu Damao enjoyed this feeling very much and even deliberately ate slowly.

After half an hour.

Finally we had almost enough food.

He Yuzhu's face has also changed from red to black.

He couldn't hide the look in his eyes that wanted a knife. He swore in his heart that no matter what Xu Damao said later, he would give Xu Damao a good beating after he finished speaking.

If Xu Damao didn't spit out everything he ate, then He Yuzhu would be useless!

"It's cool~~~"

Xu Damao leaned back in his chair, not sensing the danger at all, but burped with a happy expression.

Seeing that He Yuzhu's face was extremely dark, he poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, and listened to the sound of He Yuzhu gritting his teeth, and then slowly said: "Comrade Silly Zhu, you have to change your temper. Today I am serious I have something important to tell you, so you'd better not interrupt or make any noise when you're talking. Firstly, it will easily attract other people's attention, and secondly, I might be frightened and forget everything."

He Yuzhu took a deep breath again and said calmly: "Okay, you say it!"

Seeing this, Xu Damao felt even more relieved. This feeling of superiority was really fascinating.

Then he started talking about Jia Dongxu while drinking a small drink.

There was still no pause during this period, and He Yuzhu was suppressed for a while.

Until two 10 minutes later.

He finally told the story exactly as it was.

"That's about it..."

Before he finished the last sentence, He Yuzhu stood up.

Xu Damao's half-drunk head instantly rejoiced, and he quickly got up and ran away. He Yuzhu blocked the door after hesitation, so Xu Damao had to use the table to take cover.

The two of them started chasing each other across the table.

"Xu Damao, do you think I'm stupid? What reason does Jia Dongxu have for spreading rumors?"

"Silly Zhu, stop chasing me. Everything I said is true. I told Brother Zhenmin last night. If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

"Okay, you dare to lie to Brother Zhenmin, I will beat the shit out of you!"

"Damn it, you are being unreasonable. This is absolutely true. Brother Zhenmin even praised me for being so exciting. If you beat me up today, Brother Zhenmin would have to blame you if he knew about it. You don't want to be beaten by Brother Zhenmin either! "

"Really?"

He Yuzhu finally stopped.

Xu Damao's ghost came out, and he quickly raised his hands and swore: "If I tell half a lie, I will give birth to a child without an asshole, and I will die a happy death, okay!"

Seeing this, He Yuzhu also felt that this matter was very close. Although Xu Damao did not deal with him, such a poisonous oath was still not a joke.

In addition, Brother Zhenmin also knows that if he goes back and asks, it will become clear. Xu Damao does not dare to lie to him.

"Okay, I believe you once."

Hearing this, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, feeling like he had walked away from the gate of hell!

But as soon as the guy relaxed like this, He Yuzhu pounced on him again.

"What the hell, silly Zhu, I've already told you clearly, hey, hey, hey, stop fighting, you're being unreasonable..."

"My beating you has nothing to do with this. I just wanted to see you unhappy. Who told you to eat my food just now and show me shame!"

"Ahhhhhh. Silly Zhu, I will fight with you. You will have to die!"