Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first

Wan He and Yan Dan quickened their pace and walked around to the back of the house.

"Sixth Brother, Master, are they impatient?"

Yan Dan threw out a transmission note: "Don't worry, senior brother has already conveyed the message to them, let's move faster!"

Wan He jumped onto the courtyard wall: "Sixth Senior Brother, do you think our guess is correct?"

Yan Dan also jumped up: "Seeing that the shopkeeper's eyes are blue, his eyes are black, his lips are dull, and his eyebrows are dull, he must be right.

This guy must have not told the truth. If he is a monster, it is not as simple as knocking him out and sleeping all night. Maybe he will have constant dreams all night long. It is just a dream, but only he can tell clearly!

hum..."

After saying that, he smiled maliciously twice. Wan He frowned and jumped down with a sigh.

But before the person hit the ground, he disappeared.

Yan Dan also disappeared directly on the courtyard wall. It turned out that the two of them threw two invisibility charms to cover up their auras, and jumped into the shopkeeper's backyard one after another.

Following the woman's scent, the two of them entered the room of the shopkeeper's cousin.

There was no one in the room, everything was in order, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.

Yan Dan approached Wan He: "Did you find anything?"

Wan He shook his head: "Did we guess wrong?"

She glanced at the bed, and Yan Dan pulled her over: "There are footsteps!"

The two looked under the bed and then looked at each other.

"squeak"

The door was pushed open, and a pair of embroidered shoes walked in, humming a song, and the skirt undulated on the slope.

"It's broad daylight, and I have a visitor here, but the visitor is shy and hides away. What's the point of the visit?"

The woman covered her mouth and nose, smiling coquettishly and sitting on the bed.

The room was quiet, no one paid attention to her.

"Why, do you want me to come and invite you in person?"

As he spoke, a face suddenly appeared under the bed, hanging upside down and looking at the two people under the bed.

"Hey, since you are so powerful, you should have told me earlier, so that my eldest brother and I would not dare to fart!"

Two men slowly crawled out from under the bed, one tall and one short, both of them were surprisingly handsome and romantic, and they looked very good to suck.

The woman licked the corner of her mouth and said in a charming manner: "What are you two doing here?"

The short one casually sat down in the chair: "To tell you the truth, the two of us are famous thieves around here. We rob sex but not wealth. We are nicknamed the 'Flower Picking Thief'!"

On the first day you came to Xiangyun Town, we both noticed you.

Let me tell you another secret. We two brothers are good at magic and have a lot of talismans on us. If the little lady obeys our brothers, I promise that you will not suffer. But if you resist, then I, the eldest brother, will like that. .

The more you resist, the more excited he gets! "

As he spoke, he winked at the tall man.

The tall man touched his nose and said he seemed to be a big pervert.

"Ah, yes!

Little lady, you better be obedient and come with us now! "

He said in a rough and menacing tone.

The woman's appearance could not be called very beautiful, but her eyebrows and eyes were full of charm, which gave her a bit more charm.

Hearing that the two were flower-picking thieves, he didn't panic at all, and even poured himself a cup of tea slowly: "Color is like a bone scraper, are you two brothers not afraid?"

"Don't be afraid, color is like a bone scraper, but we brothers have strong bones!

Let's go. I'll go back with you, uncle? "The short man stood up, smiled evilly, and stretched out his hand to pull the woman.

The woman watched his hand fall on the back of his hand, raised her eyelids, and said with bright eyes: "How dare you come to arrest my aunt, just a foundation-building monk?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the doors and windows of the room suddenly closed, and smoke filled the entire room.

Wan He immediately covered his nose and stepped back two meters: "Brother, hold your breath, it's Huangpizi!"

The two of them took off their talismans, and the tall man turned out to be Yan Dan, who was accompanying Wan He to sell elixirs.

He frowned and turned off his sense of smell: "Good guy, this fart is really big!"

"Senior brother, it's my first time to capture a demon. Is there anything I should pay attention to?"

The corner of Yan Dan's mouth twitched: "Don't be afraid, little junior sister, you can take down Jiuye, it's just a yellow guy, it's no big deal!"

As soon as Wan He Tianhua's umbrella came out, the smoke suddenly cleared around him. Yan Dan stabbed him with a sword, and women's laughter went in and out of the room.

Wan He knew that Huang Pizi, commonly known as Huang Daxian, was very evil, more difficult to deal with than a fox, and held a grudge. Who knew if there were any parents or other siblings behind this guy? Killing one of them would easily lead to death. The clan is watching.

And it's the kind of person who can't be traced for thousands of miles, and the thief's ghost is still there.

Huang Pizi's usual trick is to make people inhale the toxic gases emitted to cause hallucinations. In the end, I don't know what happened. The effect is similar to the dream of Penglai Xiandao.

Fortunately, both she and Yan Dan had good cultivation and were not harmed by the gas.

But the monster's laughter was now on the left and now on the right, making people panic.

Yan Dan danced for a long time, but she didn't even touch her tail.

Wan He walked up to him holding an umbrella: "Senior brother, stop stabbing, sit down, drink a cup of tea, and let her play slowly by herself first!"

Yan Dan groaned and the Tianhua Umbrella turned, and it was like a clean little world around them.

Seeing that the two were not looking for her, the weasel sat there leisurely drinking tea, grinding his teeth and farting several times in a row.

But no matter how much she farted, there was no dirty gas around Wan He and Yan Dan.

The Tianhua Umbrella hangs between the two of them, emitting a reddish light from time to time. It seems soft and warm, not aggressive at all.

She realized that the umbrella must have a barrier effect that could isolate all physical attacks.

Suddenly three more women appeared in the room, exactly like the ones seen before.

The three women all launched attacks at Wan He and Yan Dan at the same time, with their claws stretched out and their nails dyed black.

Wan He dodged sideways, grabbed a paw, and curled his lips in disgust: "What kind of aesthetics?

This style is not for you! "

Before she finished speaking, another claw clawed at her face. Wan He raised his head and barely managed to avoid it: "Look at you, your temper is not good yet?

Why don't people tell you why it doesn't look good? I suggest you go back and dye it gold and draw two big ingots on it. That would be so festive.

Besides, you are originally a weasel, and your surname is Huang. That golden color is your lucky color. Just listen to me and dye it this color, and you will definitely achieve enlightenment next year! "

Wan He sat there, dodging left and right, talking constantly, but the weasel didn't touch the corner of her clothes at all.

"Stop struggling. If you don't know how to do it, I'll dye it for you. Also, you turned into this woman, it's not good-looking. To be honest, you haven't seen our senior sisters in the Snow Region, they are so beautiful!

By the way, why do you want to become the cousin of the elixir shop owner?

You didn't eat everyone in the shopkeeper's cousin's family, massacred the entire village, and then tracked down the cousin's related relatives, right?

Good guy, are you risking your life for thousands of miles? "