Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first

Not only has the tune been changed, but the moves have also been changed, and it's weird that it gets stuck.

After the fire was put out, Wan He picked up the corner of her clothes and realized something was wrong. She moved forward again, her eyes almost touching the skirt. Her concentration attracted the fire lin beast that had just woken up. It snorted and moved forward with square steps. Come over.

Wanhe looked from left to right, and it also looked from left to right. Wanhe looked from right to left, and it turned from right to left.

His expression seemed to say: What are you looking at?Why didn't I see anything?

"Didn't you see it?" Wan He studied the burned skirt intently and asked it calmly.

Fire Linmon: I'm sorry, I am Fire Linmon, and I am the patron saint of Pingyin Mountain in the Demon Realm. Please respect me. Why should I look at your skirt?

It turned away in disgust.

Unexpectedly, the scales on the neck tightened, and it was Wan He who grabbed its neck and forced it to turn around again, and also lifted her skirt up to the tip of the Fire Lin beast's nose.

No, why is this sister grabbing its scales with her bare hands?

Are the flames burning all over its body a decoration?

“Have you slept for too long and your eyesight has declined?

Can't you really see it? "Wan He was holding the skirt with her other hand and shaking it, and the other hand was still holding the neck of the fire lin beast. If the beast wasn't a bit big, she might have to lift it up like a kitten or puppy.

The Fire Lin Beast was confused and reluctantly sniffed, and Wan He seemed to see a frown on its face.

"No, your eyesight is really bad, isn't it? Come on, come on, don't worry, my sister will test it for you, yes, yes, yes, just stand there and don't move!"

Wan He ran to the opposite wall. With a flash of spiritual power, he drew a capital English letter E on it. He pointed at the letter and asked, "Which way does the opening face?"

Fire Lin Beast:......

"No response? Isn't it? I will write a larger model number... Where is this one? Which way is it facing?"

Fire Lin Beast: What kind of talisman is this? It’s not a new type of talisman, is it?

The Fire Lin Beast roared.

Wan He immediately raised his hand: "Don't worry, I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry yet, maybe, maybe a bigger model will be fine.

Let me tell you, this is my vision standard of 0.6. If you can't recognize it anymore, you really need to consider some vision correction.

right?

After all, for such a big patron saint, you must have been dead for hundreds of years. If you suddenly come back to life, the world will always look up to you.

But if it gets out and people start talking about it, isn't it good?

For example, Lao Zhang met Lao Li: Have you heard?

Our patron saint of Pingyin Mountain, the Fire Lin Beast, was born, with flames flying all over his body. He was so majestic, oh, so majestic.

It's a pity, it's blind, yes, that's right. It has bad eyesight and can't see clearly. What do you think it can do? "

The Fire Lin Beast breathed fire from its nose and looked at Wan He with an increasingly irritable look.

What is this sister babbling about?

Isn't it just a skirt?

Isn't it just a white skirt?

what happened?

What happened?

What's wrong with my eyesight?

It tried hard to open its eyes wide. The harder it tried, the blurrier it became. The blurrier it became, the harder it looked. It even started to use its two front paws to pull its eyelids. Look again, isn't it still a skirt?

What on earth do you want it to see?

My head hurts, it really hurts!

Wan He sighed: "You can't see the last one clearly. It's no longer possible. You have been diagnosed and your vision has indeed dropped severely, only 0.6. But you are lucky to have met me. It doesn't matter. I have rich experience in intervention and treatment prematurely. It will be very helpful for your recovery.

Come on, swallow this elixir first. After you go back, you have to practice two sticks of incense a day, you know?

Never slack off! "

Fire Linmon is so angry that he can understand human language even though he can't speak human language. Otherwise, it's okay if he doesn't let him understand it. This sister speaks and understands every word, but even if they are put together, he doesn't understand what it means. , has it really been sleeping for too long?

Or have people outside become like this now?

Do you all talk like this?

Hey?

hey hey?

What are you feeding me?

Ah, elixir, elixir... elixir... what does it cure?

Oh oh oh oh, are you treating your eyes?

My eyes...

The fire lin beast clicked its eyes and looked at Wan He. No, we still need to practice. What to practice? Just say that you can't slack off with two sticks of incense.

It roared angrily, and the white-headed old detective Wanhe slapped his forehead with an emoticon: "I didn't tell you how to practice, right?

If you are interested in threading beads, you can buy a course of treatment. I have a practice place, Priest Ni in Penglai Island. After you finish threading more than ten layers, your eyesight will return to normal. It is like an eagle's eye. Like God...

Ah, yes, yes, you have no money...

If you don’t have money, I know that your piece of Fire Lin Monster is precious. I am an alchemy cultivator. If you are interested, I will pull out a piece of scale. This thing happens to be useful to me, and then I will take you to the priest Nihao. good? "

As soon as Wan He touched its back, the Fire Lin Beast turned around and pushed her away, its eyes widening.

Wan He patted his thigh: "Hey, you kid, you can't be cured at such a young age?

Do you really want someone to change the subject and call you a blind man when you talk about bringing a majestic fire lin beast? "

Fire Lin Beast: I'm not blind, I can see you babbling in front of me, dancing and being scummy.

"He also said you are not blind. Take a good look at my beautiful white dress. Take a look..."

Fire Linmon: If you hold up your skirt to me again, I will really burn the whole thing, believe it or not?

What kind of luck is this? The first thing I see when I open my eyes is this thing?

No, this guy's blood...how can it open its restrictions?

Wasn't its ban set by the female devil?

The fire lin beast's eyes were fixed on Wan He's white skirt, and he suddenly understood what Wan He was letting him look at.

Its fire didn't even burn Wan He's skirt...

???

!!!

Why, why, why? ? ?

It is the Fire Lin Beast. It has protected Pingyin Mountain for hundreds of years, doesn't it rely on its powerful fire attack ability?

Although its fire is not as good as the real fire of the five powers, it is still the real fire of Samadhi, okay?

Ordinary water cannot be extinguished, so it can become the favorite of the devil and be entrusted with important responsibilities.

But many years later, when she woke up, she was the first person to breathe fire and burn her to death. The fire ignited on her body. But it burned for a long time, but it did not burn her at all, and even the hem of her skirt did not change. black.

The white skirt that came when I arrived was completely destroyed after this person messed around with it. The skirt was still the same as before, without any sparks at all...

It's not that the eyes are blind, it's not that the vision is damaged, it's that the kidney fire, heart fire, and the fire in the lower three paths are damaged, right?

No, no, ten times wrong.

It shouldn’t, it shouldn’t, it absolutely shouldn’t.