Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

Kamui kept smiling, with a calm and gentle expression on his face. Just when Madara thought his request was about to be satisfied, someone punched him mercilessly on the chin.

"Don't make me slap you here on your big day."

This punch was just for show. When Shenwei struck him, he was never as serious as hitting others.

Madara didn't feel any pain, he put his palm on the place where he was beaten and smiled extremely ruthlessly.

He stared at Shenwei, his eyes becoming more and more wild. Seeing how he wanted to ignore it when he was picked on, Shenwei let out an awkward "tsk", and he covered his temples and was speechless.

Uchiha Madara has a competitive spirit that no one else can match. The more you provoke him, the more excited he becomes.

Kamui took a few steps back and raised his hand to stop him, "You have to go out to meet people in one minute, so be restrained."

Madara looked at him, as if he could burn a hole through Kamui with just his eyes. The corners of his mouth curled up arrogantly, and Madara spoke boldly - "After peeling off the candy wrapper, just do as I said, otherwise...I'll be here here."

"Are you crazy? I gave you face, didn't I?" Restraining his voice, Kamui almost used lip language to argue with Madara.

Madara crossed his arms across his chest, showing no trace of feminine tenderness or charm. He raised his chin domineeringly and said in a deep voice, "I am a man, and men are indeed like this!"

Kamui:? ? ?

You are a man, am I a woman?

Why am I not like this?

In the end, Shenwei couldn't defeat him. After giving someone a gentle touch on the corner of his lips, the other person followed him out willingly, squinting his eyes and purring like a cat that had finally been smoothed down. .

Kamui walked in front and sighed. He felt that the character of Uchiha Madara he knew was really broken. In other words, people have several faces. When facing different people and different things, they all have different faces. What is presented is completely different.

When he was watching in front of the screen with everyone else, Uchiha Madara was a person far away from them. He was unruly, as powerful as a god or a Buddha, and did not have many complex and delicate emotions as a human being.

But after traveling through time, coming to him, and becoming the closest person to him, Uchiha Madara's side that others couldn't see was all exposed to him.

Therefore, the man wearing women's clothing and looking at the people on the street tenderly at this moment is indeed Madara Uchiha who received the title of Shura in the ninja world at a young age, right?

As the first Hokage of Konoha, he put on women's clothing on such a grand day as the village founding celebration, and he was not the only one, even Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama were fooling around with him, which really made the people watching outside feel. Don't understand.

As the host of the celebration, Nara Shikakushin did not expect that they would come like this. He stared at the few people standing together in a colorful manner with his uninspired eyes, except for the slightly disobedient Senju Hashira. Outside the room, how could the other three people look so beautiful? How could it be that the more they looked at her, the more they looked at her?

Seeing that Nara Shikashin was just watching people and forgetting to host, Kamui kindly reminded him to continue.

Nara Shikashin looked at Kamui and then at the four people over there, asking him what was going on with his eyes.

He didn't remember anyone telling him that the Uchiha and Senju families were transvestites.

Kamui told him in a low voice, "Uchiha's reputation outside is really bad. The reason why Hokage-sama made this move is just to close the distance with ordinary people. Wouldn't it be amiable for Hokage-sama who can wear women's clothes like this? few?"

What he said seems to make sense. Everyone knows that Uchiha is as aloof as a flower on a high mountain. He has an unparalleled handsome appearance and an absolutely powerful strength. Such a person is too distant, even When we met on the road in the village, no one dared to talk to the Uchiha family members easily, especially the clan leader Uchiha Madara.

This person always has a gloomy face, is difficult to get along with at first glance, and is full of a sense of distance. After such a person becomes the Hokage, he really needs to lower his posture to get closer to the villagers, and cannot be suspended in mid-air.

Nara Shikashin nodded hesitantly. He agreed with Kamui's statement, but he still didn't understand the behavior of the other two people. He pointed at Hashirama and Tobirama and asked: "What about them?"

Senju Hashirama is known for his good temper. He doesn't need to wear women's clothing to close the distance between himself and ordinary people, so why should he wear it?

"It's awkward to accompany his stinky-faced brother. His brother is the only one to wear it. There are two representatives of the Uchiha family, but it doesn't make sense for the Senju family to have only one, right?"

"Ahem~" Nara Shikashin nodded quickly, "That seems to be the case."

Over there, Madarazumi and Hashirama Tobirama were chatting with the daimyo, and over here, Nara Shikakoro told the public the rationalized reasons for dressing up as women in a few sensational words.

The people's eyes filled with tears when they heard this. Their Hokage-sama had gone to such an extent to get closer to them. In the future, he must not look at Uchiha through colored glasses.

The daimyo has seen many tricks. Although he has a lovely wife and concubines, when it comes to dressing up as a woman, Uchiha, who is famous in the ninja world, is more pleasing to the eye. Once he dresses up in women's clothing, the two Uchiha Madara brothers can't see it at all. It's a man.

Of course, he only dared to look at it a few more times, and he never dared to have other thoughts.

Nara Shikashin's theory of affinity gave the girls who were conquered by Madara's beauty the courage to come and talk to him.

It was the first time that Madara was surrounded enthusiastically by so many people. Wearing such a kimono, he felt that his whole person was restrained, which made him very awkward. When there were more people, all kinds of people started talking around him. , he suddenly became at a loss.

He had never had the experience of wallowing in a crowd of women. A group of them kept talking, and he couldn't get a word in. He just stood there awkwardly, and from time to time looked at the gods outside the crowd for help.

Kamui was leaning in front of the small wine stall, leaning leisurely against a pillar, with his arms folded like that, looking very interesting at Uchiha Madara's inability to cope.

Compared to Madara, Hashirama was more at ease. He seemed to have a lot of experience. He chatted enthusiastically with several married women about his twin ponytails and the clothes he bought for free. We also talked about the two lumps of blush on her cheeks.

"Mito made the braids for me, doesn't it look good?"

Several women covered their mouths and laughed, "Mito-sama's workmanship is really great, not even an extra hair is left out."

"Hehe, Mito also helped me put on the clothes." Hashirama continued to be proud while rubbing the back of his head.

"Mito-sama always wears a kimono, so I will certainly be able to help you put it on."

"Have you seen my face? I'm wearing makeup. Look, there's blush and lipstick on my mouth, bah bah~" Hashirama moved his mouth and grinned, "This thing Although it’s sticky, it’s a bit fragrant.”

Several women were amused by the simple and unpretentious Hashirama. They only knew that Hashirama-sama was very humorous, but they didn't expect him to be so unburdened. He was also a married man. What kind of good life did Mito-sama live?

Even though Tobirama was dressed as a woman, no one dared to talk to him easily because of his rather cold temperament and his stinky face that kept strangers away.

He was clearly standing behind Hashirama, and those women only talked to Hashirama, completely treating him as a transparent person.

Although Tobirama didn't appreciate the chatter from women, as two brothers, it would be a bit embarrassing no matter how you looked at it, if Hashirama was doing well but no one would respond to him.

Hmph ╭(╯^╰)╮!