Quick travel: Qing Leng host is forced to have sex with crazy criticizing wall-dong

"If you remember Master's teachings carefully, you will definitely not make any mistakes."

Baichen nodded, his eyebrows filled with determination.

The old monk sighed, rolled his beads and left slowly, murmuring: "One thought becomes a devil, one thought becomes a Buddha..."

Bichen curled his long eyelashes slightly, said nothing, and closed the door of the meditation room.

Early the next morning, he went to bid farewell to Huiyuan.

Knowing that he looked like a yaksha, he consciously put on a bamboo hat to cover his face and went down the mountain.

And the miserable Shuangyu couldn't get out of this dense forest after walking for three days.

Damn it, what the hell is this place.

Not to mention men, they are so meow that they can’t even see a male beast!

If he can't find a man again, he will starve to death!

"Man, I want a man..."

Shuangyu raised his claws towards the sky and roared helplessly.

'Boom--'

God seemed to be dissatisfied with his disrespect, and it started to rain heavily without saying a word.

Shuangyu: "#@￥%r?#%$%......"

He was so angry and helpless that he could only run away quickly, hoping to find a shelter from the rain.

After so many years of bad luck, Shuangyu finally ushered in spring.

He walked out of the dense forest.

Not far from the dense forest, there is a ruined temple.

The ruined temple is an indispensable scene in the storybook.

The scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam, the rich lady who was in trouble...

Good meme, good meme.

Now it's a matter of a scholar who goes to Beijing to take the exam versus a young master from a rich family who is in trouble.

Shuang Yu's eyebrows were charming, and she used up the last of her mana to transform into a human form, walking into the ruined temple with enchanting steps.

In the dilapidated temple, not to mention the shadow of a human being, there was not even a shadow of a mouse.

Shuangyu, who worked hard: "..."

Silently, he raised his middle finger to the sky again.

'Boom--'

The furious God immediately issued a thunder warning.

The fox's tail and ears were frightened out, and he covered his ears in embarrassment and stared at the sky.

"Oh my God... If you don't give me a man, I will ascend to heaven to harm you... It doesn't make sense. Is it true that good people don't live long, and harm will last for thousands of years?"

'Boom--'

The sky was shattered by lightning.

Baichen, who was also soaked by the heavy rain, saw the ruined temple not far away.

"Amitabha... Lord Buddha bless you."

He clasped his hands together and said a word of gratitude, then quickened his pace and rushed to the ruined temple.

'Squeak—'

The old wooden door was pushed open.

Just as thunder struck, the dark ruined temple was illuminated by lightning.

Under the sacred Buddha statue, Shuang Yu, who had half taken off his clothes, looked back.

The beautiful Ruifeng's eyes were full of surprise, her eyelashes were thick and long, but her eyes were as cool as ice floes on the blue sea.

The white wet clothes cling tightly to the body, from the beautiful shoulders, to the tight waistline, to the slender legs... they are looming, becoming more and more alluring.

Such a perfect encounter, but there was a flaw.

Those snow-white fox ears and fluffy fox tail could not be hidden.

Bichen's heart seemed to be struck by lightning, and he twitched slightly.

The eyebrows were still cold, but the handsome eyebrows covered by the bamboo hat frowned for the first time.

I go.

Where are the scholar and the young master in distress who were promised to take the exam?

Why the hell is he a bald ass? !

In Shuangyu's heart, that was the question mark face of a black man.

Forget it, I'm almost starving, so what right do I have to choose?

A bald donkey can be a bald donkey. The handsome monk vs. vixen style is also acceptable.

Regaining his confidence, Shuangyu smiled sweetly, gently brushed the white hair beside his ears, and spoke very naturally: "Master, are you also here to take shelter from the rain?"

Bichen lowered his eyes, ignored him, found a place to sit casually at the door, closed his eyes and began to chant sutras.

Frost feathers that were regarded as air: "..."

He was ignored.

So why give him such a difficult monk? Damn it, this kind of bald ass is not even close to a woman, let alone a man!

The abundant essence in the other party's body kept seducing him, causing his body to start to tremble slightly, his Adam's apple rolling up and down, and ripples appearing in his eyes.

"Master, why are you ignoring people?"

With a sultry chuckle, he took steps toward Bald Donkey.

Just when his hand was about to touch the other person's shoulder, an invisible force launched him into the air.

'call out--'

Shuangyu flew out of the ruined temple and fell to the ground in a panic.

The door of the ruined temple was mercilessly closed, and the monk's calm voice came out: "Amitabha... Donor, please respect yourself, there is a difference between humans and monsters, I want to spare your life because you have never hurt anyone, please hurry up." leave."

"What a bald ass you are! Open the door for me. This is not your territory. Why don't you let me in?"

Shuangyu climbed up from the muddy ground, rushed forward with a groan, and smashed the door with his hands and feet.

In the ruined temple, Bichen pretended not to hear, and continued to control the door with Dharma to prevent him from breaking in. He could also concentrate on chanting sutras.

Half an hour after banging on the door, Shuangyu had turned from scolding to pleading.

"Brother, monk, sir, handsome guy...please let me in, it's so cold..."

He huddled pitifully on the side, his body soaked by the rain. He knocked on the door every now and then, and his voice became weak.

His magic power was completely exhausted, and he could no longer maintain his human form, and turned into a snow-white little fox while groaning.

No, he can't wait here to die, and then go somewhere else to see if there are any men...

"Damn bald donkey, don't let me meet you again, I have to suck all your energy!"

Shuangyu cursed and threatened, stood up unsteadily, and left.

'Boom--'

Thunder struck again.

Listening to the footsteps walking away, Bichen slowly untied the bamboo hat on his head, revealing his face that looked like a fairy but not a fairy, a devil but not a devil, and said softly: "Amitabha."

"drive……"

Not far from the ruined temple, the sound of horse hooves came closer and closer.

"Damn it, this damn heavy rain is really messing up things. Now there are still two people missing. The number is wrong. I'm afraid that old monster will try to make up for it with us!"

Several people were running wildly in the rain. Where the horses placed their luggage, there were several black sacks containing heavy 'goods'.

Shuang Yu, who was hiding in the grass, secretly looked at the group of people running towards him.

Such a strong evil spirit, I am afraid that he often does evil things.

The pink tip of his tongue stuck out and he licked his fox mouth.

Very good, let me do justice for heaven and take your lives!

Gathering the last bit of mana, Shuangyu transformed into a human form again.

He fell down under the big tree and began to lift his body.

I thought to myself, God, you have to be smarter this time. I want to do justice to you, but don’t let a bolt of lightning strike down and chop me into a roasted fox!

"Brother, there is someone lying there!"

From a distance, one of his subordinates saw Shuang Yu lying on the ground, and his eyes lit up.

They say ghosts are afraid of evil people.

This group of people are used to doing evil and have no fear of fraud.

"There happen to be two people missing, let's go and take a look!"

The leader, the big man with one missing eye, said in a sinister tone.

The group of people dismounted, drew out the broadswords at their waists, and walked towards Shuangyu.