Quick travel: Qing Leng host is forced to have sex with crazy criticizing wall-dong

Shuangyu touched his head and picked him up.

Xiao Ai secretly wiped her tears on his clothes.

"No wiping your nose."

Shuangyu warned hoarsely.

"Hmph, I don't have snot!"

Xiao Ai replied forcefully and blew out a snot bubble the next second.

Xie Ling smiled and took out her handkerchief and gently wiped the snot and tears from his face.

Not to mention, this scene really feels like a family.

After returning from the orphanage, the group went straight to the mall.

Variety shows always have highlights.

After all, this is Xie Ling's first variety show.

Everyone was very curious about his private life, so in the end the program team asked them to film at Xie Ling's home.

The talkative Xie Ling also agreed.

Although his home is large, there is no children's room.

If you hire a decoration team, it can be completed in one day.

But the filming lacked material.

The result of the group's discussion was to build a children's room with their own hands.

Wallpapers, lamps, study tables and chairs, and children’s daily necessities all need to be purchased.

I walked around from three o'clock in the afternoon until the mall closed, and my legs almost broke before I bought everything I needed.

It was precisely because of the follow-up shooting that everyone discovered Xie Ling's 'shortcomings'.

That is... spending money like water.

Most of the reason why it took them so long was Xie Ling.

He would buy everything he saw without blinking. Even if he bought Xiao Ai's things, he still insisted on buying them for Shuang Yu, and even for Qiao Jinwen and Ye Su.

He looked like he wanted to empty out the mall.

Simply inhuman.

Every time he buys something for Qiao Jinwen and Ye Su, Xiao Ai's mouth will jump: "Ding, the evil ghost's resentment is -5, and the current resentment is 65."

Xie Ling found it very interesting. As soon as he broadcast the report, he bought it.

In one afternoon and evening, the evil spirit's resentment was suddenly reduced to 45!

Shuangyu, who is lying down, said that this is definitely the most relaxing world he has ever lived in, and it is not an exaggeration to say it is a retirement world.

Dragging my exhausted body back home, today's shooting is over.

Staff came to install the cameras.

"Except for the bedroom and bathroom, are there any private places that need to be protected from cameras?"

The staff asked Xie Ling.

"No, you can do whatever you want."

Xie Lingluo replied generously.

"This is unscientific. Did you get the wrong script... Where is the dark room?"

Little Ai’s words are astonishing.

Shuangyu: "..."

Xie Ling glanced at him meaningfully.

"Well, I was wrong. The cunning rabbit has three burrows. How could you only have this one room?"

Xiao Ai ignored everyone, and after thinking for a long time, she muttered.

Shuangyu pinched her eyebrows with a headache.

I don’t know when the little guy will regain his memory.

Fortunately, the staff were busy setting up cameras and did not hear the conversation between the two.

Because it is too late, the purchased items will not be delivered until tomorrow.

The bored little Ai followed the staff around, telling them where the cameras should be installed.

"What is this room for?"

A staff member asked out of curiosity.

"It's just a utility room. It's a place where clutter is usually stored. It can be installed."

Xie Ling replied.

There may be scenes that need to be filmed, and the staff decides to install cameras.

Although it is a utility room, it is neatly packed, with sorted boxes stacked on rows of shelves.

One of the staff accidentally knocked off one of the boxes while installing the camera.

Just listen to a loud bang.

Shuangyu and Xie Ling hurried into the utility room.

The staff who fell off their chairs looked at the scattered things on the ground in panic.

Hammers, chains, plaster powder, steel plaster models that are too heavy to lift...

These are secondary.

And most importantly, what are these!

Tools for piercing, things that look like earrings that are worth a lot at first glance, and even... a tattoo machine? !

"cough……"

The guilty Xie Ling coughed, her face turning red and white.

Shuangyu glared at him angrily.

Good guy, there are a lot of tools prepared secretly!

Are you prepared to break his legs at any time?

What the hell is a tattoo machine? Isn’t the name totem enough?

"A hammer is used to break a leg! After that, a thick steel plate is put on the plaster, and you can't walk, let alone run... Jie Jie Jie! You run away, I chase you, you can't fly without wings?"

It doesn't exist, how can you run if your legs are broken! "

Xiao Ai looked at those tools, suddenly darkened her face, and explained in a gloomy tone with a smile.

Shuangyu: "..."

Xie Ling: "..."

Good guy, you understand me.

staff member:"……"

It's not what they think it is, is it?

In order to maintain the precarious character, Xie Ling smiled awkwardly: "I bought these for observation and learning. One of the characters is a perverted murderer. I'm sorry to scare you."

It turned out to be the case.

The staff didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief.

Xiao Ai once again made a shocking statement: "Is it so difficult to admit that you are a pervert? This person has to have the courage to face his true self. Why do he live so hypocritically? Aren't you tired?"

Everyone: "..."

Good guy, a professional troublemaker?

"This kid... started talking nonsense again."

Shuangyu hurriedly picked him up, covered his mouth, and smiled awkwardly at the staff.

"Haha, this kid is quite interesting, he will definitely be popular."

The staff also laughed awkwardly and agreed.

Tired.

Xie Ling's home was too big and needed to install too many cameras. It was almost one o'clock in the morning by the time the staff finished installing them.

"Teachers, thank you for your hard work. It's too late today. You all should go to bed early. Just remember to turn on the camera when you get up tomorrow."

After saying hello, the staff left.

"Before the children's room is installed, you can choose any room to sleep in. Of course, you must take a shower first."

Shuangyu said to Xiao Ai, who was rocking Jiojio on the sofa and watching a bloody TV series.

Xiao Ai's face changed drastically when she heard that she needed to take a bath.

"I don't want to take a bath. How can I, a ghost turned out of resentment, take a bath? Have you ever seen anyone who can take a bath? They all use magic to make them clean, okay?"

"I thought I was neurotic enough, but I didn't expect him to be better than his master."

Xie Ling crossed her arms and joked with a smile.

The corners of Shuangyu's mouth twitched and she said, "Then you should change into another one for me."

“看不起谁！我可是连地狱犬都敢揍的宇宙无敌小爱！”

The little guy put his hands on his hips angrily and began to use all his strength to feed.

"Uh-huh……"

His little face turned red, and he couldn't hold back a single spell.

"Are you here to take a shit?"

Xie Ling asked with a smile.

"Hey, you guys are going to bully me. What are you doing? A mixed doubles game between husband and wife. Hey, this is the first day I was adopted and I started abusing the child. I thought being abandoned was miserable enough, but God not only closed the door on me , now even the windows have been nailed shut by me..."

The little crybaby cries and whines.

Shuangyu didn't listen to him, picked up Xiao Ai who was already sour after walking for a day, and took the elevator directly to the bedroom on the top floor.