Quickly dress up: Become a max-level boss and dress up as a poor kid

Xiaozhu lives his life watching Jiang Fengying's jokes every day, and time flies by.

She could hear news about Jiang Fengying or see Jiang Fengying in the hospital almost every day.

There is no way, this person is too weak.

Every year, before the Wuding River freezes, the machinery factory will fish some fish from the river to provide benefits to the employees. At that time, the entire machinery factory will be filled with various aromas mixed with a little fishy smell.Some people drank fish soup, while others ate fish stew. Everyone was very happy.

This year, there was a special case like Jiang Fengying. When everyone was happily eating fish, she was taken to the hospital by Jiang’s mother because her throat was stuck with fish bones. At home, she drank vinegar and choked on steamed buns. It didn't work, so I had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Xiaozhu also went to watch.Jiang Fengying was opening her mouth wide for the doctor to check. Mother Jiang was muttering beside her: "I eat fish every year, and this has never happened to me. Fengying has been picking fish bones for a long time, and she usually eats quite well. Alas~ If this person is unlucky, his teeth will really choke even if he drinks cold water."

Her tone was a little distressed, but not much, it sounded more like a complaint.My daughter has been so unlucky recently that she has become the subject of discussion.

Everyone else present was a little speechless.Everyone knows that your daughter has been in bad luck recently, so please stop talking about it.This mother, you say she doesn't care about the child, but she always brings the child to the hospital in a hurry and gets angry. You say she loves the child, but she doesn't care about the child's thoughts when she speaks.This made Jiang Fengying, who was already unlucky, think what she was thinking.

What does Jiang Fengying think?Of course she hates it!Don't think she doesn't feel it, her mother is getting more and more impatient with her.Also, she has been unlucky recently. Some people outside are saying that she has suffered retribution.She doesn't believe it!It’s not like she’s never done it before, so isn’t there nothing wrong with her?Just memorize it for a while, and wait until she recovers, then take revenge!

Doctor: "It's a bit deep, I have to use tweezers to pull it out for you. It's okay, it doesn't hurt, just keep your mouth open. Don't move or close your mouth, otherwise the tweezers will prick you." Next time you are pricked by a fishbone, be sure not to choke on the steamed buns. The more you choke, the deeper the thorn will be. Drinking vinegar is better. Although it is of no use, besides drinking too much, it will make your stomach uncomfortable. The disadvantages.”

Xiaozhu suppressed a smile, "We haven't finished it yet this time. Have you even made arrangements for next time?"Be careful she will hate you.

Mother Jiang's focus was on vinegar: "How can you drink too much? There isn't much vinegar in the house."

doctor:"……"

He stopped talking. If he continued talking, he might have a heart attack.Just get to work.

Pulling out fish bones is a very small task, and can theoretically be done in two seconds.

But Jiang Fengying has a sensitive throat. Every time the tweezers go in, she starts to retching.

After repeating it several times, Xiaozhu couldn't stand it anymore.Later I heard that it took a long time to pull out the fish bones, and even made a cut in the throat, which was bleeding.

But the doctor can't be blamed for this. The patient's cooperation was really poor.The doctor was disgusted by her torment and didn't say anything.

There are countless such unfortunate things, and Jiang Fengying's "fame" in the factory is getting bigger and bigger.People who knew her and people who didn't know her were talking about her.

One day at dinner, Lao Ding said mysteriously: "Let me tell you a joke."

Lao Chen immediately joined in: "Come on, you think it's funny, so it must be really funny."

Xiaozhu: "..."

Who has the best flattering skills? Yanshan Machinery Factory looks for Lao Chen.

Not to be outdone, she looked at Old Ding with bright eyes: "Mom, tell me, what's so funny?"

Lao Ding: "..."

cough cough.

"It's not the kind of joke you think."

Old Chen and Xiao Chen: "..."

It felt like I had flattered a horse on the leg and had its tail thrown off.

"What kind of joke is that?"

Lao Ding: "Maybe it's a bizarre thing. You'll understand if you listen to it. There is a sister in our department who knows the person in charge of the Educated Youth Office. I heard that the person in charge has been worried these past two days."

Old Chen: "Party director?"

Lao Ding: "Yes, her surname is quite rare."

Xiaozhu: "..."

It's not too uncommon. Many children who enter the orphanage have the surname of the Party.

Lao Chen: "It's hard for her to do mobilization work, so she has to worry about it. Speaking of which, in the past five years or so, educated youths have gone to the countryside, but it was voluntary. Many of them did it because they had nothing to do in the city and didn't have enough to eat. So I took the initiative to go to the countryside. Do you remember the eldest son of the old Liu family? He took the initiative to go. In 63, when he was growing up, he didn’t have enough to eat, so he signed up to join the Corps. I heard about the conditions there. It was pretty good. At that time, life in the countryside was better than in the city. But in the past two years, the conditions in the city have become better. Many people can barely eat even if they don't have a job. So who would still want to go to the countryside? Now in the countryside It's harder than in the city. But it's impossible not to go. Going to the countryside has become compulsory. The class of the second son of the old Sun family was so busy that no one was left behind. They were all sent away. Anyone who saw the Educated Youth Office would not hide. Huh? She must not worry."

Lao Ding: "Do you want me to finish?"

Lao Chen: "You say it, you say it."

Lao Ding: "She is worried this time not because the mobilization work is difficult, but because of Jiang Fengying."

Chen Xiaozhu: "What happened to her again?"

Lao Ding: "According to the policy, shouldn't Jiang Fengying go to the countryside? But the party director feels that this person went to the countryside just to cause trouble to the fellow villagers. First, she is very unlucky. Recently, she has been in trouble every day. I heard that not only her face She has scars and her voice is broken. Her speech is like sandpaper grinding against a wall, which is particularly unpleasant. Although luck is a bit unreliable, we still have to say it. The party director feels that with her luck, she will not be able to hear it even in the countryside. If she can't work, she has to take up the few medical resources. Moreover, even if she really doesn't do any work, the villagers can't just watch her starve to death. No matter whether she is good or bad, she must be fed. It means that she has taken advantage of other people's food. The party director said that if she sends Jiang Fengying down, she will be sorry for the fellow villagers."

Xiaozhu said "Pfft". Although this was not a joke, it was indeed quite funny.

She said: "The party director is very enlightened. What she said makes sense."

Old Chen also nodded and added: "I heard that some people went to the northern suburbs to join the team. The educated youths did not earn enough work points. The production team could only give them credit. Everyone owed the production team a lot of debt."

Xiaozhu: "Then I have to pay it back, right?"

Lao Chen: "Then who knows. If the work points are not enough every year, the debt will only get bigger and bigger. When will it be paid back? In the end, it may be nothing."

Old Ding knocked on the table.

Lao Chen: "Ahem, what next?"

Lao Ding: "Then, not only does she have a bad back, she also has a bad character. The party director is worried that if she goes to the countryside, not only will she not be able to help and take up resources, but she is also worried that she will harm the things of the fellow villagers. It was not the case before Has there ever been a situation like this? Some educated youths went to the countryside and couldn't work. They earned few work points and didn't have enough to eat, so they stole other people's chickens to eat. Some even killed other people's dogs. .The party director is worried that she will do the same thing. He doesn’t want her to go to the countryside.”

Xiaozhu: "So, Jiang Fengying can escape from going to the countryside?"