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Fang Xueli said: "You guys came back just in time. I've just finished boiling the paste. Let's stick the Spring Festival couplets on it first."

Fang Lidong volunteered to do this.He took Fu Yan and Baozhu together and first put up the couplets at Baozhu's house, then went to Fu Yan's house to put up the couplets, and then came back to put up the couplets at his own house.

Before pasting the couplets, you must first tear off last year's old couplets, sweep the door frame clean, then use a brush to apply a layer of paste on it, and finally paste the new couplets.As long as no one destroys it, the couplet can stay on the door for a year.

Fu Yan and Baozhu walked together, feeling very excited.Although his expression didn't change much, it could make people around him feel the joy he radiated from the inside out.

Fang Lidong couldn't help but ask him: "Brother Yan, why are you so happy today?"

Fu Yan: "..."

"It's Chinese New Year, aren't you happy?"

"Happy! But not as happy as you."

Baozhu also glanced at him and found that this guy was also looking at her.After being discovered by her, she immediately turned her head and looked forward, her ears turning red.

Orb: "..."

Tsk!Quite shy.

But it’s so pretty!

Fu Yan couldn't help but turn his head to look at her again, and found that the little girl had big and bright eyes. Although he didn't know what she was thinking, she obviously didn't dislike him looking at her.

That's it.

After posting the Spring Festival couplets, Uncle Fang suggested playing poker.

"Come on, come on, it's Chinese New Year, let's have some fun and be happy."

He rubbed his hands and looked excited.

other people:"……"

You really don't know what to think. How can I still be happy if I play two games with you?

Baozhu said: "I also want to play cards. I play with Brother Liqiu, Brother Lidong and Fu Yan."

Wang Chunnier immediately ran into the kitchen and shouted: "Liqiu, get out quickly, Baozhu wants you to play cards."

Fang Liqiu, who was chopping meat stuffing, immediately put down his knife, washed the oil off his hands, and hurried out to make up the numbers.

The four juniors occupied the table, chairs and playing cards. Wang Chunnier and Zhang Wenjuan went to the kitchen to make dumplings. Fang Xueli sat next to Baozhu to read the cards, leaving Uncle Fang alone.

Fang Xuewu: "..."

You guys are doing this to me during the Chinese New Year?

He sat next to Fang Liqiu humiliatedly, acting as Baozhu's spy, constantly directing Fang Liqiu to play cards and giving points to Baozhu.

Fang Liqiu: "..."

If this wasn't my biological father, I would have beaten him!

Under Uncle Fang's interference, the cards were played in a messy but lively manner.

Uncle Fang is not a good person when he plays cards, but as an outsider, he is still quite entertaining.

He is suitable to be an atmosphere member, not a player.

Before eating dumplings, you must first worship.Worship the family guests, worship God, worship the ancestors, worship the stove god, and worship the door god.

In the Shangsi area, every household has a stone platform in the yard, called the incense burning platform, or the incense platform, located a little east of the entrance to the main room.

Normally, it is used as an ordinary countertop, and things can be placed on it.But once it's time for the festival, it immediately transforms and is cleaned, with incense burners and tributes placed on it, which is the first step in worship.You must first bow to God before saying goodbye.Even the ancestors have to be ranked behind.

Wang Chunnier and Zhang Wenjuan spent the whole afternoon together.Not only do we have to make enough dumplings for the evening of the [-]th, but we also have to make enough for the morning of the first day of the new year.

They ate not only dumplings, but also a few noodles mixed in.The dumplings are ingots, and the noodles are the threads on which the ingots are strung.You must eat both to bless you with wealth in the coming year.

By the time I finished all the procedures and went home, it was already very late.

Uncle Fang saw everyone off and warned, "Come early tomorrow morning. After eating the dumplings, let's go to celebrate the New Year together."

There are also many things to pay attention to when paying New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year. Men of the same generation get together and go to whose house they agree to go to, and they also chat when they get there.Women of the same generation gathered together and went to celebrate the New Year together.

Everyone is sorted by seniority, starting with the oldest and so on.

Although they have the same New Year greetings, the men and women go separately.

And the amazing thing is that they often get separated and can't get together.

The Fang family brothers are young, so few people come to pay them New Year greetings.

Baozhu's family usually receives two groups of people. One group comes very early, namely Niu Dan and Er Dan. They come over after breakfast and ask their second brother and second sister-in-law how they are celebrating the Chinese New Year.

The other wave comes very late, usually when the New Year greetings are coming to an end. Brothers of the same generation, as well as nephews and nieces of Baozhu's generation will come to pay New Year greetings.

After paying New Year's greetings on the first day of the first lunar month, we start visiting relatives on the second day of the lunar month.

On the second day of junior high school, I went back to my parents' home, and from the third year of junior high school, the children were sorted according to their closeness and proximity.Relatives from the older generation usually leave last.

For example, in some families, the relatives of the grandfather's generation are still moving around, but this family of relatives is placed at the end.

The custom of visiting relatives in Shangsi is also very interesting.

They cannot keep all the gifts you bring to your relatives' homes, but at most two-thirds. If you exceed this amount, you will be ridiculed.In fact, two-thirds will be laughed at. The standard approach is to keep half and suppress the other half.This will make you appear to be a good person.

So when visiting relatives, bring an even number of gifts so that they can keep half.

The standard gift also includes a piece of meat, which is called a "gift note", which will definitely be left behind.

Don't forget that you will have more than a dozen relatives to visit after the New Year, but in fact, you only need to prepare one or two gifts.

The biggest function of gifts is turnover.The gifts you bought were sent to relative A's home, the gifts from relative A's home were sent to relative B's home, the gifts from relative B were sent to relative C's home, and the gifts from relative C returned to your home.

Someone once marked a gift at home and found that it came back after wandering outside for 10 days!

Someone else joked: "The final result of visiting relatives is to make the fresh meat smell bad and then eat the smelly meat."

This is a bit exaggerated. The weather is very cold after the Spring Festival, and the meat may be stale, but it is not smelly.

But if the weather is not cold enough any year, it will indeed stink.

For these relatives in Shangsi, let's say "it's less about etiquette than more about affection". If the gift you give is even worse, people will talk about it for a whole year.Until you give the right gift next year, you can avenge your shame.

To say that everyone values ​​​​gifts, it is really not the case. For guests with poor family conditions, everyone will leave as little as possible, sometimes only a quarter.It's not okay to leave nothing at all, it will make people think that you look down on him.

Therefore, everyone may value "rituals" more than "things".Even if you pretend to be fat, you still have to be prepared for this New Year gift.

Baozhu's family only has three relatives to leave, one is grandma's family, the other is aunt's family, and the third is Fang Lixia's family.The first two families need the whole family to go out, but Sister Lixia's family only needs Baozhu to go.

Normally, you can visit relatives as you like, but to pay New Year greetings, the younger generation can only pay their respects to the elders.There is no reason for elders to visit younger generations.

Although Old Man Fang is not very good, he has a good sister.The eldest aunt's name is Fang Xiuyu. She has a cheerful and straightforward personality and is also filial.She married far away, not even in the same commune.It takes almost two hours to walk to her house.

Fang Xiuyu is not Voldemort, but she did her best to help the Fang Xuewu brothers, especially after the death of Grandma Fang.During the most difficult times, she saved half a bag of dried sweet potatoes and carried them to her brothers herself.

My aunt and grandpa happened to work in a coal mine and became a miner. The job was convenient, and sometimes she could get some low-quality crushed coal. She would also ask her son to bring some.

Brother Fang Xuewu was grateful for her aunt's help and visited her two or three times a year, giving her gifts willingly.

The relatives of Baozhu's family left on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year.Then comes the real leisure time.

Fu Yan encouraged the Fang Liqiu brothers: "Although you two graduated from junior high school, you have put down your books for several years. Not to mention, you are self-taught. I don't know how much you have learned. Otherwise, let's let Baozhu give it to you." Let’s make a study plan, she just hasn’t started working yet and has some free time.”

Fang Lidong patted his chest and accepted the matter: "I'll tell Baozhu."

Just like that, Baozhu started teaching small classes directly.

First, let them check and fill in the gaps in the knowledge in junior high school and lay a solid foundation before starting to learn the contents of high school.

The teaching location is at Uncle Fang's home.

Parents are happy to see their children love learning.Liqiu and Lidong failed to go to high school that year. On the one hand, it was because their grades were mediocre and they did not pass the exam. On the other hand, it was also because their family conditions were not very good and there was no way for them to repeat their studies.

Now that the children are willing to continue working hard, of course they must be supported.Even if you learn it, you won't see any actual benefits, but the knowledge you learn is yours after all and cannot be run away.

The teaching time of this small class is flexible, because within a few days, the production team will start working, and after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Baozhu will have to go to the commune to work, so only Saturdays and Sundays can make time for everyone. Get some tutoring.

Fortunately, there is still a lot of time, so there is no need to rush.