Reborn 1980 Married to the toughest guy in the army

She reached out and pulled out the kitchen knife from her waist. With her other hand, she picked up a broken basin with a leaky bottom from the yard and headed towards the latrine.

In the latrine, the four people were tumbling down a thousand miles when they heard the sound of the courtyard door being kicked.

"What the hell?" Liu Hu cursed in shock.

Zhao Feng spat hard: "What else could happen? Someone is knocking on the door."

Liu Hu was angry: "F*ck me."

He cursed several countries in succession, asked about the ancestors and eighteenth generation of the person who kicked the door down, and finally muttered:

"What should we do if we are like this?"

The four of them were all embarrassed. If this were normal, who would do who?

But now, my legs are weak, and it’s hard to say who will do it to whom.

Zhao Feng shook his nose and took a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Come on, don't say anything and pretend to be dead. They left when they saw no one was home. Wait until we are better before we go find a place!"

Several people felt that this was a good idea, and before they could express their opinions, a cold voice suddenly sounded outside the door:

"Why are you pretending? Where are you going to find a place?"

After the words fell, the four of them exploded: "Damn it, why is it a woman? Liu Hu, your house is not empty during the day, so why is there a woman here?"

Before Liu Hu could react, he saw a dark and fat woman appearing at the door of the latrine.

When he saw clearly who was coming, Liu Hu was stunned: "That fat bitch."

Zhao Feng also recognized it, and his head suddenly got bigger: "Fuck me (an action), what the hell are you..."

The four of them were also confused. The key was that the fat bitch didn't leave. She just stood at the door of the latrine and looked at them laughing.

No, her nose is still stuffed with paper balls to prevent the smell!

Liu Hu's face turned black with anger: "Fat bitch, what are you doing here?"

Jiang Wan rolled her eyes. They were all squatting down. From her angle, she couldn't actually see their farts, but it was really interesting to see the four of them.

She smiled and said: "You came to my house for a party last night, why should I come to say hello today?"

"Reciprocity is reciprocal, we must be polite!"

Liu Hu was angry: "I... (expletive plus Chinese curse), you are sick. This is a latrine. Are you blocking the door of the latrine and watching four old men making daddy?"

Jiang Wan raised her eyebrows: "I like it, I'm happy to, if you can, come and beat me!"

Then he exclaimed: "Ah, by the way, your legs are probably weak by now. I wonder if you can still stand still when you get up!"

"Oh, what a pity. If only I had a camera, I could just take a photo of your current look. It might become an heirloom for your family!"

Liu Hu was about to go crazy, but there was nothing around him. In his madness, he grabbed the prepared leaves and threw them towards Jiang Wan.

Jiang Wan dodged and said, "It's no use throwing leaves at me. It won't cost me anything!"

"But if you don't have any leaves, what will you use to wipe your butts with?"

"Ah, I understand, do you want to dig it with your hands?"

"Ouch, how disgusting, it turns out you still have this habit!"

After saying that, he looked at them with a look of disgust and disdain.

It seems like they are some kind of terrible virus!

Liu Hu was about to scold again, but Da Lu calmed down a little. He stopped Liu Hu who continued to curse angrily, looked at Jiang Wan coldly and asked:

"What on earth are you going to do? You're not just here to see us four gentlemen squat!"

Jiang Wan chuckled: "You are still the smartest. These four mouths are just different from those without mouths."

"It's very simple for me to come here. You stayed up in the middle of the night to torment me and came to my house every three days to cause trouble."

"Since you are so enthusiastic, let's study how to live in peace!"

Liu Hu also calmed down at this moment: "What do you want, clear the way!"

Zhao Feng didn't say a word, but his eyes were extremely cold, even faintly murderous.

Jiang Wan sneered: "It's very simple, just write me an IOU and a letter of repentance!"

"IOU?"

They understand the letter of repentance, but where did the IOU come from and when did they owe the money?

Jiang Wan, however, was confident: "You stayed up late at night and went to my house to conspire. You gave me a headache and a swollen brain without a good rest. You have to pay me mental damages!"

"And the dung soup you stole yesterday, I have been saving for a long time to plant it. Because you stole it, I can't plant the field. The harvest of the vegetable field will definitely be affected next year, so, you You have to compensate!”

Liu Hu and the other four were furious.

Liu Hu trembled and pointed at Jiang Wan: "Are you still a human being? You can say such things!"

"It was that idiot who pulled you out. Your father and I didn't pull you out..."

Before Liu Hu could finish scolding him, Jiang Wan stepped over and slapped Liu Hu on the head with the broken plate in his hand.

"Bang!" This sound made the other scream loudly.

This thing has a large force-bearing area and sounds loud, but it doesn't cause much damage.

It’s great to photograph people.

"If you insist on swearing like this, let's have some fun first. Believe it or not, if you curse, I'll slap you."

"I'll shoot you silly when the time comes, and I won't ask for any money!"

Liu Hu cursed angrily: "I&@!"

Jiang Wan: "Bang!"

Liu Hu continued to scold in disbelief, while Jiang Wan continued to film.

Finally, Liu Hu stopped scolding, his eyes widened, and he wanted to spit fire.

But he swallowed all the curses back in his stomach.

Seeing that he was being honest, Jiang Wan was a little tired, so she turned around and went out, pulled a bench back, and sat directly at the door.

"Okay, now let's talk about compensation!"

Four people: "..."

In the military camp, Qiao Liancheng was resting in the office after lunch when Qin Han rushed in:

"Old Qiao, come back with me quickly, something happened to your wife!"

Qiao Liancheng was shocked. He stood up suddenly and asked, "What's wrong? What happened to Wanwan?"

Qin Han said: "I don't know either. It was my wife who came back to look for me. She couldn't find you so she looked for me. She said that your wife bought several kitchen knives and wrapped them around her waist to chop down that Liu Hu."

Qiao Liancheng's head buzzed when he heard this, and he turned around and rushed out without caring about Qin Han.

He rushed out at a trot, skipping seven or eight steps down the stairs. In the blink of an eye, he reached the door and ran into the group leader.

The group leader came on a bicycle. Just as he was about to stop the car, Qiao Liancheng rushed over.

"Old Qiao, you are here just in time. You will go to my place for a meeting later. The most wanted criminal Lei Can killed a policeman yesterday and came to our Lincheng city this morning. The superiors asked us to help arrest him!"

Qiao Liancheng couldn't care less about this and snatched the bicycle:

“Captain, tell Lao Jiang that I’ll take a few hours off and lend me my bike!”

After saying that, he kicked off the bike and the bike flew away. He grabbed the handlebars and jumped onto the bike before disappearing in the blink of an eye.

The group leader looked confused and turned livid with anger. He turned around and saw Qin Han coming out behind him:

"What's going on with him? What was he going to do? He just rushed out like that! What does it look like!"

"Where's his image as a soldier? Where's his stability? It's all gone to the dogs!"

Qin Han spread his hands: "My wife came to me and said that Lao Qiao's wife had more than a dozen kitchen knives wrapped around her waist to kill people."