Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

Hearing the fake barbarian in front of him directly admit his identity as a Tang Dynasty person, and the other party directly called his name.

In an instant, Cheng Chumo was stunned on the spot.

"You...you said you are from the Tang Dynasty? Then you, why are you dressed like this? Also, who told you that people from the Tang Dynasty don't need road guidance?"

After calming down, Cheng Chumo looked at Chu Mo with an angry face and asked stammeringly.

Chu Mo rolled his eyes directly at the other party:

"Cheng Chumo, are you stupid? I'm from Chang'an, what kind of directions do I need to get into the city? Also, why am I dressed like this, why should I tell you? Which law in the Tang Dynasty prohibits me from pretending to be a foreign devil? "

Cheng Chumo was struck speechless again by Chu Mo and was stunned on the spot.

"Pfft~~"

An inappropriate laugh came, instantly making Cheng Chumo wake up.

He looked at Yuchi Baoqi on the side with great dissatisfaction, and said angrily:

"Yuchi Baoqi, why are you laughing? Could it be that you found this guy to make me angry on purpose? So that you can laugh at me?"

At this point, Cheng Chumo himself was stunned.

He looked at the two of them suspiciously, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was a possibility.

However, before he could reach a conclusion, Yuchi Baoqi beside him became uncomfortable:

"Cheng Chumo, you brainless guy, do you think you are speaking human language?"

"Do I, a dignified fifth-grade Yuanwailang, need to use such sales tactics to tease a small sixth-grade city gate lord like you?"

"If I want to see your jokes, I can just submit a memorial to you. There is no need to go to such trouble."

"you..."

Cheng Chumo pointed at Yuchi Baoqi's nose and was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

Chu Mo on the side watched the two bickering with great interest. Seeing that Cheng Chumo was completely at a disadvantage, he couldn't help but clicked his tongue:

"Cheng Chumo, you guy, after so many years, you are still so useless. No wonder you were sent here by Li Shimin to watch the city gate."

"Who are you?"

Cheng Chumo immediately became anxious when he heard Chu Mo belittle himself and call the current sage by his name.

Yuchi Baoqi, who was on the side, was looking at Chu Mo solemnly at this time.

He did not think that a person who dared to say the name of His Majesty the current Emperor would be a simple person.

Seeing both of them looking at him with probing and wary eyes, Chu Mo chuckled and was thinking about whether to reveal his identity to see if he could scare these two guys to death.

Suddenly a childish voice sounded in my ears:

"Two uncles, he is a big bad guy, a big liar, and a thief. You must not be deceived by him."

I didn't know when Li Mohan appeared behind him with Li Yuanqing, Yang Ying and other guards.

Chu Mo glanced at the little cotton-padded jacket with a black line on his forehead, then turned to look at Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baoqi who were ready to draw their swords at any moment and said:

"It's just a child talking nonsense. Don't believe it. I am a kind citizen and the most kind person in the Tang Dynasty."

"Who are you? Why did you come to Chang'an? If you dare to call His Majesty by his first name, you have committed a crime of disrespect. Even if the two of us take you down now, it will be justified. So, if you don't want to have any misunderstandings, Please tell the truth about your identity."

Yuchi Baoqi glanced at Li Mohan.

He didn't believe a single punctuation mark of what this famous little witch said, so in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he felt that it was key to find out Mo's identity first.

Cheng Chumo on the side was not as steady as Yuchi Baoqi.

He already had a preconceived opinion about Chu Mo, but now he heard Li Mohan say that Chu Mo was a gangster and a liar, and he was even more convinced.

"Yuchi Baoqi, why are you talking so much nonsense with him? For such a person of unknown origin and identity, just take him for interrogation. There is so much trouble."

After saying that, Cheng Chumo rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Chu Mo with a grin on his face.

"Boy, I advise you to surrender without hesitation. If you dare to resist, you will be left with nothing to eat later."

Seeing Cheng Chumo rushing toward him, Chu Mo's expression suddenly changed. He looked in the direction of the city gate and shouted:

"Fuck you, Cheng Yaojin."

Hearing his father's name, Cheng Chumo was stunned for a moment. Didn't his father go to Lingnan?Why did he appear in Chang'an?

Instinctively, Cheng Chumo turned his head to look where Chu Mo was looking.

However, wherever I looked, there was nothing.

Cheng Chu, who knew he had been deceived, secretly thought that he was not in good shape. Just as he was about to turn around, he felt a familiar violent impact coming from his lower body.

Chu Mo successfully deceived Cheng Chumo's attention and prepared to cut off his children and grandchildren again, making the other party regret for the rest of his life.

The plan successfully deceived Cheng Chumo, and he also successfully hit the spot he wanted to attack.

Hearing a clang, Chu Mo felt a hard object hit his knee, which almost shattered his wave cap.

Just when he was wondering whether the other party had practiced some magic skills like Iron Crotch Kung Fu, he saw Cheng Chumo turned his head with a ferocious expression, looked at Chu Mo with bloodshot eyes and roared:

"Do you know that what I hate the most in my life is dirty things like you?"

"Do you know why your sneak attack is useless to me?"

"That's because, 1987 days ago, there was a guy who was as despicable and shameless as you and had no bottom line. He used your method to sneak attack on me."

"Since then, I have specially found someone to make a protective mirror and put it in a vital place to prevent sneak attacks by killers like you."

With that said, Cheng Chumo pulled out a palm-sized piece of copper from his crotch while everyone was stunned, and waved it in front of Chu Mo proudly.

Chu Mo only felt a strange smell coming towards him.

Holding back his nausea, he clasped his hands into fists and saluted Cheng Chumo with a sincere expression:

"I didn't expect that you would have experienced such inhumane torture before. I deeply regret what happened to you. For this, I am prepared to pay you 100 taels of silver to express my apology."

After saying that, Chu Mo took it into his arms.

At this time, Cheng Chumo did not expect that after five years of hard work and humiliation, he would finally meet a villain as despicable and shameless as Chu Mo, and he was completely satisfied when the other party's machinations had nowhere to be used.

Hearing that the other party wanted to compensate him 100 taels, he was immediately overjoyed. After putting the protective mirror in his arms, he stared at Chu Mo, waiting for the other party's compensation.